HERE HE COMES
HERE HE COMES
LOOK OUT
OW MY ASS
NOW THERE ARE TWO OF THEM
i always felt like there was a shot missing. how did qui gon know
He heard the speeder bike before it appeared.
That was it. The scene that started it all
did he use Force Hearing?
Yes, and his midi-chlorian count was over 9000. He used Force Hearing which depleted his Force Powers by 200 points.
Qui Gon bent over and the speeder flew right up his asshole. "Gosh, didn't even touch the sides," exclaimed Obi-Wan. "Wow Master Gon, how do you fit that all up there?" inquired Anakin. "There's plenty of room in my asshole!" winked Qui Gon as he let out a colossal brap. Suddenly Darth Maul leapt out, did a few somersaults and chopped Qui Gon in half. Qui Gon collapsed dead. Bits of his anus were caught in the ship's food dispenser. No one seemed bothered by Qui Gon's sudden demise. Darth Maul was invited to join in on the adventures. It was time for a party, and there would be slices of cake for everyone. "HOORAY! MEESA LOVE COCK!" cried Jar Jar. "Oh Jar Jar, it's cake, not cock!" said Darth Maul. "Whoopsie!"
lel
HOORAY! MEESA LOVE COCK
DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
i mean yeah i'm kind of interested in seeing a Gungan cock now you ask
HE'S A MAN EATER
Zoooom!
DESTROY HIM
Oh shit it's that guy with 2 lines of dialogue m
His name is Darth ...
holy BASED
doot Doot doo doo doot
DOOT DOOT DOO DOO DOOT
Icky
A guy at my school claimed that when Darth Maul jumped over Anakin in the scene he cast "Force Darkness" on him and that would be why Anakin turned into Darth Vader later on.
Based schoolyard head canon autist
"Force Darkness"
The Netflix motto?
WAIT I'M TIRE
20 points to Gryffindor.
strange
You win. This is better than all of Disney Wars.
There was a deleted scene youtu.be
And that boy's name? George Lucas.
Me going to get Mickie D hash browns this morning
CHICKEN JOCKEY
didn't even touch the sides
i can't fucking breathe lol
Kek