What's the dog's name?

What's the dog's name?

Sneed…

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hey, what's wrong with YEERRRH? I can hear him barking?

YEERRRH's fine honey, YEERRRH's just fine. Where are you?

Your foster parents are dead.

Chicken Jockey

why not just guess? what are the odds of being correct? dogs can have millions of names.

Hey mom have you seen my heterosexual girlfriend around? She's taking me to a NAFO meeting.
Your parents are dead

Niggerman

I completely missed that, the first times around, that dogs don't like terminators.

Lax

Hey, what's wrong with Poopie? I can hear him farting.

T1000?

hey mom what's wrong with T1000? I can hear him larping

T1000's fine honey he's fine where are you?

both the foster parents are dead

it did...

What's the dog's name?

Max.

Hey, what's wrong with Max? I can hear him barking.

Max is fine, honey, Max is just fine. Where are you?

*hangs up* Inconclusive.

it chooses a false name to test if the lady is a robot.

how's Frank?

that's actually our dog's name, Terminator!

fucking one in a billion.

The owner is right in front of him, there is no reason not to establish its actual name to test agaist.

the test is her saying the right name, so he has to know what that is

Uncle Bob insulted him a little bit there.

Also: when Sarah knocks the pervert out with a broomstick it has a couple of frames of red in it and a couple of frames of white. Very effective to convey getting knocked out. 'Point Break' does the same when Johnny gets punched when he's surfing. More movies should do it. It's conveys the impact pretty good.

What's your favorite board?

Anon Babble. Why?

You're a big guy.

...What?

*hangs up payphone*

Your foster parents are dead.

I really fucking hate you anon.
We're trying to come up with a better one. Just kill yourself next time.

Lmao

There is no "better one". Cope.

The Lord of Sin

Whats the dogs name?

Your foster parents are dead

hey i can here your foster parents are dead barking, is he okay?

Your foster parents are dead's just fine honey... where are you?

Your foster parents are dead

He's a machine. Even a miniscule probability is unacceptable. Might as well find out the dog's real name. It takes like 3 fuckin seconds.

He's seeing if she knows the name dumbass.

I chuckled, anon.

kek I like that

Max?

what's wrong with wolfy? I can hear him barking

wolfies fine honey he's... GGRROWLL...he's fine...AWGG *eating sounds*

It's a full moon

Do you like ancient memes?

yes. Why?

GIRUGAMESH

...What?

*hangs up*

Your foster parents are dead.

T1000: I can hear you talking, you know. My audio receptors are very sensitive.

T800: ...Oh.

T800: Regardless, we've established that your foster parents are dead.

What's wrong with Wolfie? I can hear him barking.

That's...my stomach, honey. Aaaarf. It's a stomach ache. Aaaarf arff aaaarf. Rrrrrrrr. It's nothing serious. Arrrrf. Wolfie's just fine. Where are you?

*thud* Your foster parents are dead.

My audio receptors are very sensitive

Apparently they weren't la la homo man.

Max

Hey, what's John's middle name? I mean my middle name.

....Harry?

Is that your middle name?

No

*hangs up*

Your dog's name is Max.

Someone do one about jonah hill being fat or something

Hey Mom, is Jonah Hill fat?

Why no, sweetie~!

Your mom's dead, John.

and then John was a zombie O_O

what's your mom's favorite meme?

ornella versus joana

hey mom you smell good that's surprising

that's fine honey, that's fine

both the foster parents are dead

lel

What's your mom's favorite meme?

brad versus jonah. Why?

No I have to go with a serious actor.

Okay, go to website

*hangs up*

Your foster parents are alive.

what's your mom's favorite meme?

Dumbledore

hey mom, I got an A on my math test

yes honey, well done... however

both your foster parents are alive

kek

what does ornella do for a living?

she's a weather girl. why?

Mom is ornella still working as a whore for brad pitt

Of course dear

*hangs up*

Your foster parents are dead.