/who/ - emergency doctor who general

two trusted leakers (one has been leaking everything from RTD and called that Tennant would be back months before the announcement) have confirmed, the next Doctor will be Billie Piper, who has already filmed the scene for Ncuti's surprise regeneration, happening in 3 weeks.

What do we think of this?

This can't be right. It's just creepy as fuck.

Did they digitally edit out the bogging?

Addendum: Billie Piper's 16th Doctor emerges from a botched bi-generation, with Gatwa's disembodied cock hanging out of her arse.

Sounds stupid. Piper was a good choice to play a relatable working class companion character 20 years ago. That's doesn't immediately mean she could also play a good Doctor.

Unironically, why don't they just do an episode where the Doctor rapid changes through like 20 bodies, and then hire whoever the audience responds to best?
It would be a more or less conventionally attractive 20 to 30 something Englishman, who can talk kind of fast and snappy. Let's not kid ourselves.

The Doctor is scarier than the aliens.

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She looked so much better when she was some abused, minor pop star

It's over.....

so we are COMPLETELY out of steam on EVERY front

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Just go third time's a charm on Richard E Grant. Fuck it.

just make it The early morning Tennant show

fuck I love bimbos

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I thought the leak was just 'familiar and female'? Which after this week's episode I took to mean obviously Jo Martin

the doctor becomes a troon skinwalking his old girlfriend

SO BOLD AND BRAVE

What a missed opportunity for the Master to look like her and fuck with the Doctor's mind every time they meet. On a second thought, I'm pretty sure the writers would have them kiss so it's better not.

Free and... public use?

it evolved to "it's someone who has been on the show before but not played the Doctor", to a whole day of people thinking it was Freema, to last night some confirmations of Billie

Are we really doing another bigeneration?

So what happened to the black doctor and the girl doctor

pretty sure they never did anything like that.

you don;t need to imagine. it's on google

This can't be real.
Can it?

Interesting that the companion with the canon fat bottom is becoming the time travelling alien.

and it wont get any bigger.

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billeh poipahs scrumptious cunt

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I just want Ncuti dead

Would be the perfect illustration of how creatively necrotised this show has become, so I wouldn’t be surprised. How hard can it be to hold an open audition for a role like this and just choose the most charismatic and best actor? Someone who has the ‘it’ factor. Apparently, it’s impossible.

Who? Bro, that's just letters. Did your cat jump on the desk?

Browsing Reddit a little bit (because I like to punish myself), it seems the "inner circle" of DW fans have convinced them that the problem with the current era is that people only want nostalgia. And you can be sure the BBC thinks the same thing (because that's about as much dissent as is allowed).
It can't be that people pretty much just want someone who is charismatic, likable, cool, and just generally well cast. Someone who resembles what the character was, back when people enjoyed the show.

she narrates warhammer tho

Browsing Reddit a little bit

There's a guy LARPing as a conspiracy theorist in a world where the 5th Doctor got erased from time or something, and it's hilarious how offended some of them are getting about it and how it's harmful to pretend to be a conspiracy theorist because it encourages real ones or something.

Reddit is like stepping into a parallel universe where everyone is a total dickhead all of the time. It's kind of nuts how little self-reflection these people have.

Heaven Sent > Listen

This buck has got me feeling mighty peculiar.

Unless I can use the tardis to go back in time and suck on peri's titties, I'm not interested.

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So is Belinda gonna be Susan or Doctor 16?

How did the showrunners get away with this in the Thatcher era?

Dios mio...

Based Peri posters

I thought Billy wanted to spend more time with her kids?

On one hand. Bills could do it. Her stint as Cassandra walked miles around anything Russel gave her as Rose.
That said. I don't think she could do it as the Doctor under RTD. She needs someone who can actually give her something to work with which RTD's shown he isn't gonna do with his last 16 episodes

Wasnt here for the general the other day. Did you fags talk at all about how they managed to bring Jo Martin Back for like 5 seconds and confirm SHE was a carpet muncher, too? ReTarD can't handle himself.

you thought The Doctor being a black girl was bad? How about he was a LESBIAN black girl before he was even ever Hartnell. Absolute garbage.

she isnt bogged her face always looked like that

I'd much rather have the Doctor consistently attracted to women than have him randomly regenerate into a fag.

The new episode was the most tolerable Gatwa's been, probably because was also set in a place where he couldn't call everyone "babes" because that kind of behaviour gets you stoned to death.

Doctor always being into women was fine since he had children and grandkids. It's what made the Jodie-Yaz ship at least fine. Russel came along with the Doctor also likes men stuff

To be fair, the Doctor being a lesbian and still fancying woman is more in line with the character than him being a flaming fag who tries to fuck men

as if you wouldn't

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Faggots.
You guys forget that now The Doctor was born a woman. Which makes ncuti being a fag the doctors natural preference.

I'm still so mad we never got barefoot 13th Doctor...

Noooooooooooooooooooooooo whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy she was so hot 20 years agoooooo

That's actually not a bad idea, hire 20 or 30 people like you say and give him some kind of science fiction time Lord disease that makes him shift every scene or every other scene. The internet would follow itself lining up to rate them and tell you exactly who is the most popular.

The Doctor should have a constantly regenerating head, spinning around like in Tron with millions of AI faces, and identify as they/them because they are legion

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Ncuti lands on some planet. He steps out of the TARDIS and immediately gets nobbed by men. NO screams Ncuti, but he loves it really and actually programmed the TARDIS to land somewhere where his rectum would be torn to shreds. "GAH my asshole is viciously violated!" smiled Ncuti, "Oh the humanity!" when suddenly he exploded, showering his would-be rapists in a frothy mixture of cum and poo. And so ends the tale of the Doctor, who was a bit of a flaming homo.

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chavs are a turnoff, just being from the lower classes is, no matter your looks. Similar effect to bad breath.

Was she? She didn't want to win that guy's daughter.

SPOILERS FINALE
The finale takes place on Eden Prime,a perfect utopia built on the conspiracy theories of a Conrad. But it is a simulation. Questioning “truth” makes you vanish.The world is being run by two versions of the Rani:Mrs Flood and a second incarnation who is younger (bigeneration).They're doing an experiment to test whether belief in a fake, perfect reality can resurrect the dead.Omega is resurrected from the Underverse through the power of belief, and returns in a new form: a giant clawed hand with an eye in its palm. Alongside the Rani and Conrad, they become the “Unholy Trinity”: the Architect, the Herald, and the Vessel.Dr begins to see visions of Susan, and remembers the tree they planted on Gallifrey long ago. "the Tree of Forever" which they hoped would "reach other worlds"; roots extending into every simulation. Mel dies saving Ruby and Belinda from the Vlinx, who is a mole in UNIT used to hide Omega's presence. Dr uses the TARDIS to turn the Tree's roots into a reality bomb to collapse the illusion, returning free will to the people and weakening Omega, who feeds on belief. With his power gone, Omega is sealed into the roots of the Tree forever. The modern Rani betrays her younger self and attempts to escape, but is absorbed into the Underverse. Younger Rani is trapped in another simulation and locked in her own eternal cycle. Doctor is mortally wounded in the process by Omega's "gaze". Belinda chooses to stay behind to help rebuild Wish World into something real. Ruby returns to UNIT. Dr tells her she was more of a Doctor than he ever was.13 appears in a vision and tells him it’s okay to rest. 15: “We ran.We learned. We dared. And maybe, just maybe, we got it right. That’s all this ever was. A long, mad dash through the dark, holding hands with hope.” We never see who he becomes. postcredits, the TARDIS appears beside the tree. The doors open. cut to black. On screen: “The End”, then a slow fade-in: “?”

Imagine being this dishonest. I can conceive of nothing hotter than banging a proper slag, from Essex or - even better - from the north.

Eden Prime

Are they going to find a Protean Beacon too?

Script leaks already confirmed to be fake retard

PUH PUH PIZZA

Doctor Who is killed by gaze

Bit on the nose

We ran.We learned. We dared. And maybe, just maybe we got it right

Kek it was the least daring two seasons of Nu Who Russel you fucking hack

it was the least daring two seasons of Nu Who

That's Series 7 and 10.

teeth

Remember Billie when she was 17/18 married a man old enough to be her father

It would be hilarious if she's the next Doctor. Utterly creatively bankrupt

His death must be more violent

Hope we get an ending like this, because that would imply the show’s being shelved indefinitely. The longer it drags on under the current writers, the more it gets damaged and the harder it will be to reboot in 10-15 years. It really should’ve ended in 2017. If it had, at least it could’ve died with dignity. Ah well.

I feel like ReTarD who have the death be something more stupid than that.