The Rehearsal

nathan is there making it awkward

therefore i must do the most pathetic thing possible and make myself look like a total faggot

I dunno, dude.

Maybe he just wanted a significant relationship milestone to be real and not the climax of a tv show of questionable intent

Uh, sorry, sweaty. That's a question, not a statement.
I need explicit consent, preferably in hand-written form.

Dude we still don’t care

ive never kissed a girl and this episode made me want to but there's no girls where i live

If a woman looked at you like that and you didn’t notice her attempt at seduction then you unironically might be autistic (non-derogatory).

Colin is a virgin

Nathan didn't notice and he's a straight shooter

there's no girls where i live

Do you live in a monk temple or something, bitches are everywhere

In college a girl sat beside me and took a big sniff of me and said she loved my aftershave and i just said thanks and she looked disappointed.

i live in my house

you're supposed to ask her whether she wants to get some on herself later

if you had watched more animal documentaries you would have known what to do.

Kiss your mom

spend weeks tracking her down then sit down next to her, turn to her and smile, then spray her in the eyes with your aftershave and say "how's that burn now cunt" before backflipping off the desk and breaking your neck.
she'll think twice in future

normie relationship shit again

all the replies itt HURRR ONE TIME A GURL LIKED ME DURRRRR

kys normalniggers

This woman is doing silent movie level face acting. Most women aren't so obvious.

Few people seem to be considering the possibility that Colin is gay.

he seemed pretty grossed out when the boom mic operator hit on him though

women playing subtle clues while you're trying your best not to stare at her tits

My manager caught me looking at her butt before when she was picking up a box of files and pretty much immediately from the next day onwards she was way nicer to me and would always come out sitting with me and talking about random non work shit and asking me to come to lunch with her and asking me about my evenings and weekends.

yeah,women dont like non threatening nice guys
more news at nine

Did you read that article in Variety about one contestant who felt “betrayed” she spent/lost $10,000 on this audition only to be treated like a “lab rat?”

she spent/lost $10,000 on this audition

How does that happen? Was it all spent on travel and her wardrobe?

I am 31 years old and I never even kissed a girl

you can consider your mum as a girl

I hate woman so much its unreal

“I signed up to be a singer, not a lab rat,” Love says. Many of the contestants are just now finding out that they were essentially extras in an elaborate bit. Love says she spent $5,500 on travel, lodging and hair and makeup across her three trips to L.A. And as a vocal teacher in New York, she lost out on nearly $4,000 in canceled lessons.

why not

Is it true that guys who think women are subtle just aren't getting flirted with?

Hang out with a “Chad” type guy in a situation with lots of single women and you will see what real flirting actually is

You already know, same old passive timid life observer things as always

if a woman its into you she will act like an incel,trembling,stuttering and being unable to control her body language.
you never saw this cause you hang out with low level men.

She will also laugh at even your most retarded jokes

Maybe? I'm attractive so women flirting with me is physical most of the time and always very obvious. Have you ever had someone randomly hook into your arm like pic related?

So, where are you taking me tonight? tee hee

This is flirting. Anything else is just staring. I also stare at a highway car accident but not because I want to fuck it.

Most men never have a girl trembling and stuttering because of them not even once in their life, yet they are in relationships and marriages

I have a feeling I won't be able to watch this episode

Have you ever had someone randomly hook into your arm like pic related?

the most physical contact I get from women is when the cashier gives me back my change slightly touching my palm while doing so, so no

Be a man.

Do you let out a slight moan when she touches your palm?

the new """acting""" role your girlfriend landed

it's more of a "maybe I'm a human after all" feeling than anything sexual

Kek

Too many things in this episode were like nightmares

I recently rewatched the dating show episode of Nathan For You and like I know I'd never find myself in that specific situation to be surrounded with that many vapid women but god
Makes me not like California

A girl in highschool actually used to hook into my arm like that sometimes, but she was just messing with me for being shy. How am I sure she wasn't flirting? My acne was so bad in highschool my face looked like a pepperoni pizza

I have friends that act exactly like this around women and they still managed to get gfs at one point. However, every gf was a fat cheating and abusive whore, so make of that what you will

Very true
Those guys deserve better, except for that one very obvious homo

In a way, this is very jewish, but in another way, it's very not because he's exposing them as whores and giving their cucks a front row seat to watch their brains explode over something that was already happening
The copeium he managed to capture on camera was brilliant

Retard

No u

I think the key point is that a lot of men are in complete denial about this stuff (even if subconsciously they know their girlfriends are probably cheating)

can I just say you remind me of einstein, you have a very reserved sexuality about you

Fucking hell where does nathan find these people? She literally interrupted a natural convesation where colin and emma were hitting it off to talk about how she used to flick her bean to einstein

We need moody to go through the extended fielder method (clone dog experiment) for him to become the pilot who got banned off tinder for getting tricked by t-girls

is this show like that terrible "fake court" show they tried to pass off as one guy being "real" and everybody else being an actor but the whole entire thing was obviously fake and dumb bullshit? like what is the point of this show

I dunno, I feel like Nathan was genuinely giving him an excuse to lean into it and act more bold by setting it up as an acting bit. I mean yeah it would still be awkward, but damn dude, just let go of yourself a little bit and play it up for tv. would you rather have this awkward shit be your tv moment, or just suck it up and try to look like a Chad for 30 seconds when you're given the green light?

then again, maybe the point of the episode was that acting actually *doesnt* allow you to be somebody you're not. all the actors in this episode were just doing what they wanted to do. the sluts making out did that on their own accord without direction, the virgin couldn't overcome his shyness even in jest. it plays into the blurring between Nathan's character and irl Nathan that's present in all his works. where does actor end and person begin? can you really act out something that isn't inside of yourself to begin with?

that sucks I guess but anybody who spends 10k to audition for a talent show without even a guaranteed tv spot is retarded, sorry.

most of the people on Nathan's shows are real, you can find interviews with some of them where they talk about it. there is a debate to be had about how much is manipulated in post, if they're pushed to say certain things or maybe act up because they know they're on tv etc. but I'd say it's probably like 70% real 30% script

I mean I feel like after the first time you might suspect something is up, like the fact they're only letting you sing royalty-free songs

Am I severely autistic or would the hive (or whatever it was called) system be far more of a distraction than a help in a real situation? The whole idea seemed like a way to segue into the girls having a crush.
I get that it's also done for humor, it just seemed like a lame and lazy addition that was basically abandoned mid-way. I did not get the point.

He's a schizo jew dude. He's not a "straight shooter"

It's not working

she's fucking retarded

So she's doing the right thing. If you're not staring at her tits you should be looking her in the eye.

I have no idea what you're trying to say. But a comedian, especially one who's been doing it this long, is never a straight shooter. They do what they do because they can't be normal.

Do you think these women aren't aspiring for roles? They're on fucking hbo max. This is their shot. It's not different from kissing at an audition. In fact, this is better because you actually are showing your face to more than just a room of jews.

muh jews

Keep trying

...these aren't real relationships dude. Did it really fool you that hard?

Am I severely autistic

if you have to ask the answer is yes

All I said was jews are the ones doing auditions. Is this some type of anti semitism for you? They readily admit they're the majority. And I wasn't even saying anything about them being jewish. Just that they were jews.

picrel

kek can you imagine having to sing to some weird pilot dude

you're crazy dude, Nathan is just one of the bros.

I need more of this lol, I was just about to search for anything pre-season-2 premiere

unless you have a Mariah Carey voice there's no reason to waste your time

no shit. why would you participate if you don't think you can win

This is hilarious, basically another degree of the show is these "people" getting ass-blasted by Nathan indulging his autism. God I hope this show gets renewed for more seasons.

I hope collin and emma get together for real
They seemed like they were having fun at the minigolf place

there was a whole thread about those auditions but I only saved the one screenshot, can probably find it if you look up thag person's account

exactly, that's why I don't really feel bad for people who wasted a bunch of time and money to audition. even for a legit talent show like American idol, the chances of progressing past auditions let alone winning are astronomically low. people are so full of themselves and throw away everything to sing in front of some Jewish producer when they have totally average voices. get real.

Jewish

That really matters to you

it was over as soon as he fumbled the kiss. you could feel her losing interest in the awkward exchange afterwards.
better luck next time, maybe he can get with the black chick.

yeah, it does actually. I believe in awareness. did you know that 6 million Jews died in the Holocaust?

it seems the people who made it through were probably just blinded by the possibility of stardom that they ignored all the suspect stuff

We need a separate show about these people

Bros, did anyone notice there are JEWS on this JEWISH show?! Can we talk about JEWS instead? Please talk about JEWS

I do wonder how often Nathan himself was there on set, if at all for most of the time that was going on. How much excess footage is there of these auditions?
What the fuck is the ceiling for the budget here? With Nathan apparently flying to Washington next episode, I wonder what is the most outlandish thing that could've happened without getting his name in the news.

alright, calm down Nathan. we get it, you're a jew.

pretty silly to get upset about people mentioning jews when nathan himself brings it up frequently and has entire episodes centered around the fact that he's jewish. as long as that guy doesn't start spamming those massive walls of schizo text again it's fine.

getting triggered by the mention of jews on the jew site on the jew industry board in a thread about a jew's show

Stop being a spastic.

"I wasn't saying they're Jewish, I was saying they're Jews"

uhhhhh

No
I choose to believe they had a happy ending

I seriously hope he at the very least goes on a date with the old black lady who talks about how she got wet from reading a biography Einstein kek that would be amazing

That’s the point, you gigantic retard. Colin didn’t do shit. He could’ve kissed that girl but he didn’t do it. Oh he was uncomfortable? Well he should’ve said it. Because communication is absolutely crucial for the pilot. This is all intended by Nathan. He’s showing that a lack of communication is always an issue. And in a plane, it can kill you and every other passengers.

This was a good episode, but didn't match the level of insanity and quality of pilot's code. Makes sense to have a "cool down" ep though. I still hope the theories about bin laden imprint and 9/11 simulation are true, but if there are only six episodes this season and the next one is about rehearsing for congress, I don't see how they can have any time

How the fuck do you fix it?! I can't just communicate, the anxiety makes me shut up

You just need to find your Evanescence bro

agreed but it will be hard to top episode 3, that was peak Nathan. I also don't think the osama/911 stuff will happen, it would be hilarious but I can't see how it would fit in at this point. next episode will be congress, and then the finale will likely just be tying everything together and giving some closure to all the people that have been introduced.

I drank every day for several years and it kind of went away.

you should try rehearsing your social interactions

Only real way would be if the finale were an extended episode and his point to congress was "9/11 could have been avoided if the pilots had spoken to eachother before take off. Here's proof"
And then he shows them the video of him as baby bin laden

Did the black chick and the buff guy FUCK?
I mean, they obviously didn't, but how far did they go before stopping? Guy was literally taking her bra off like?????

closure

I highly doubt it. Last episode has to go out on a high note here, or maybe I'm just huffing hopefuel.
From the spoiler review

The finale reveals that Fielder has been playing a much bigger game all along, and it carries the season to a breathtaking climax.

They were just acting
Even if there was penetration, it was just acting penetration
He didn't buy her freindship flowers before hand, so it wasn't real

hmm interesting. I was thinking of season 1 where episode 5 was really the climax, and episode 6 was kind of like an epilogue.
but that does sound promising.

I doubt they let it go any farther than topless making out, at most. it's also possible that bra shot at the end was staged.
I bet they hooked up outside of the show though.

was her bf there to see the guy unclasping her bra? when she talked to him was it after they fucked? did Nathan produce literal cuckolding porn?
insane episode. at times it's crazier than last week's

they 100% FUCKED after the show. This is like the second couple Nathan has destroyed holy shit

I'm going to watch it now, I'm expecting heavy psychic damage

Wouldn't be the first time Nathan has essentially produced porn, which is hilarious.

And that's literally a good thing btw
She was ALREADY engaging in that behavior with the use of acting as an excuse, it's basically garunteed she was cheating on him outside of her "roles" too

biggest whitepill episode ever. there are girls out there who will like you for no reason, you just have to be confident and know how to kiss.
i'm gonna leave the house and get out there, fuck it

It's a natural instinct for his kind
Atleast he funnels his into making something funny come out of it

She's an ugly horse face. That's why it didn't work.

I'm sorry it's not working anon, maybe you should do rehearsals

Incredibly based, good luck out there anon.

i'm gonna leave the house

and go where?

tfw I'm Colin

Fuck I'm already critically hurt

no one would raise their hands for me

I don't think I can finish this episode
At least the black crazy women is funny

...to the airport.

she decent and she has good facial acting skills

hahaha lets make fun of autistic people on national television: the show

wow.. super funny guys..

wants to drive around

takes her home

someone doesn't enjoy a good cruise, I'll just drive around completely with no purpose for 1-2 hours all the time and if you know your area you should be able to do that with a date and extend that amount of time to woo/impress/flirt not to mention cruising is FUN

literally perfect girl next door vibe, qtest nathan-girl we've gotten that isn't a celeb
Emma was cute too. just an episode full of pretty girls, thank you nathan

yeah it's brutal but it's something these guys need to see. Nathan is holding a mirror up to these people. even the singer chick who did the variety hit piece said something similar

“I’m not sure if he’s a psychopath or a genius,” she says. “He might be showing us our flaws through him."

Yeah I chatted with her a bit more but felt the convo kidna dying off and i was tired so I took her home.

download the episode

press play

1s in

have to pause and pace around the room due to cringe

Bros, should we all get together and make a PACK?

plane passes by*

is that you?

bros I fell for Emma, it's over

IT HURTS TOO MUCH I CAN'T FINISH THE EPISODE

how did that chubby autistic FUCK get a qt like Emma interested in him? is autistic rizz a thing?

do it anon
bear the pain

He's tall, doesn't look ugly, and travels a lot so he has something to talk about

where the F is captain moody

Completely forgot about that moment, that was the cutest shit ever. I honestly would've asked her for a kiss right then and there if I were him, but regardless, hopefully they got it on off-camera.

Made it to the end somehow and it wasn't that bad
You fags made it sound like they were going to get Colin and Emma close and then have him walk in on her getting railed like "we're rehearsing the first time you have sex!"

he's not that bad looking, he's well-groomed and not obese. he has a decent career, and travels. he's kind and apparently intelligent.
it really demonstrates that a lot of incel's problems are really just in their head and their inability to display confidence. the only thing standing in this guy's way was himself. well, that and the fact that he was relying on dating apps where you legitimately do have to be an uber-chad to get attention. too many people get fooled into thinking apps are the only way to meet people, when irl interactions actually work a lot better for autists like this.

You fags made it sound like they were going to get Colin and Emma close and then have him walk in on her getting railed like "we're rehearsing the first time you have sex!"

no we didn't wtf you made that up

Why would she be the one rehearsing that?

So guys, theoretically how does one get roped into one of Nathan's zany schemes where a qt is thrown at you and you have to make out with her as part of the acting? Asking for a friend...

the only thing standing in this guy's way was himself

I hate faggots like you that say that
What the fuck does that mean?

lmao just bee yourself except when yourself is the problem then bee someone else

no reason

Colin was tall, decently attractive (but mostly average), had a stable job that is seen as fun, important, and well paid by most people, and seemed to be intelligent and well traveled. Also, if you noticed, during the pack scenes she was constantly looking at him instead of the woman the pack was on the date with. She also mentioned to nathan that "this is already kind of hard for me" when talking about flirting and stuff, so she may also be somewhat awkward like him. They kinda looksmatch desu

Nobody fucking cares how cripplingly autistic you are, you can project yourself onto shit all you want and keep it to yourself faggot

In English doc?

multiple posts going "oooh god le pain, this le hurts so much ooooh"

finish episode

wasn't even that bad desu, you guys actually exaggerated

LMFAO

We can take turns being the head of the pack. All of us can get dates if we rotate enough times. It's fool-proof

Dummy everyone was talking about the separate actors who were playing colin and emma. Emma was not apart of the five-layout study

just bee yourself

Wrong. You have the least cringe version of yourself.
Dipshits interpret it to mean "you're already perfect and people will like you no matter what" and then get confused and annoyed when people don't enjoy hearing autistic rants about why normies are wrong to like Attack on Titan.
What it means is that you shouldn't try acting as someone you're not. Ie don't pretend to be a shit-talking biker cliche if you work in an office and drive a prius. But you still need to put in effort and not be cringe.

I haven't watched this season yet but is it true that he literally cucked a bunch of guys on national television?
Extremely bleak if true

why normies are wrong to like Attack on Titan.

But that's true...

seemed to be intelligent and well traveled

obviously pilots travel a lot but i wouldn't call them "well traveled". when they aren't working they spend most of their lives in hotel rooms.

HAAAAA I HAVE TO PAUSE WATCHING EVERY 30S

It was.

Nathan is a demon but he's kinda like /ourdemon/.
he's more like a trickster figure actually, a total avatar of change and shit.
but calling the actresses bfs to watch them kiss other men? then asking if they're cool with that? borderline demonic

No, it's literally just one throwaway scene about a no name guy coping about his actress girlfriend kissing another actor, like "it's okay, she's in character!"

Maybe you in particular shouldn't be yourself because it really seems like you kinda suck

You can do it bro, it gets easier!

I mean honestly better to get it out in the open now so they can deal with it, and not when they get married.

it really demonstrates that a lot of incel's problems are really just in their head and their inability to display confidence

Confidence is earned. If every interaction someone has had in a space has been negative why would you expect him to be able to act positive about it? He literally has no reference for what that’s like and couldn’t do it any more than you could be handed a sniper rifle and hit a 1500 yd shot on the first attempt

But you still need to put in effort and not be cringe.

you’re talking to a bunch of autists. If you want this to make sense to them you’ll need to spell out the *specific* behavior they’re doing that’s “cringe” and why it’s cringe and what they should be doing instead. This requires somebody in real life to help

I know I do bro that's what I'm saying, your normalfag talk is gibberish to me

He didn't directly cuck them himself, but he exposed several people to their girlfriend's uhhhh questionable behavior. Especially this episode, he had several women who were """"""""actresses"""""""" perfrom sexual acts infront of their boyfriends and made it explicit that it was their choice to go as far as they wanted and not his directing. The most telling moment was when one set was stripping and smacking lips, the set right next to them were having a pleasant conversation sitting on opposite ends of the room

Bro I hate to break it to you but it's over. Just accept isolation at this point

they keep using the word sketchy to describe things that aren't really that sketchy.

You are one of the dumbest people I've ever seem post here, do you have any idea how almost impressive that is?

You chose the words that would hurt me the most

Nathan's impish smile cracks me up

I mean honestly better to get it out in the open now so they can deal with it, and not when they get married.

this, and it plays more on how he's a trickster like that guy said, avatar of change, not good nor evil, he's just there to disrupt things (in this case their cuckold-based relationship)

It depends on the person. Colin specifically was talking about tasting wine from different places in portugal and going to oktoberfest in actual germany. Some pilots certainly spend their time in hotel rooms gooning to t-girls, like that one guy from earlier in the show, but they all have the opportunity to spend time basically anywhere in the world, especially with their mandates grounding time of a few days or whatever it is; some of them take the opportunity and do actually travel alot

going to oktoberfest in actual germany

I call bullshit, can you picture him doing that?
He probably had a sausage in October in Germany

this one girl a year older than me held my hand in math class when we sat next to each other, you'd think I was in and I was attracted to her yet my cooler friend borderline orchestrated it cause they used to joke around and it was more like a playing with a puppy dog thing to her, I'd have to have had mad game to turn that into a real date

I remember a girl clipped my nails...
How did things turn out like this

Calling someone a "normalfag" unironically in current is one of the gayest, most tryhard things imaginable

While I will agree that most people are liars, I'm not going to immediately dismiss colin because he seemed very earnest and honest in the episode. If he isn't going to lie about his romantic struggles, I don't see why he would lie about spending a weekend drinking beer in germany when he is fully capable of doing so because of his job

nah he totally went to oktoberfest, he just got awkwardly drunk on beer and stood in a corner quiet and didn't try to talk to any of the busty german ladies, or maybe he did but the interactions didn't go that well

Dude can you please just shut up or take it to some random vtuber twitch chat where you belong, nobody cares

Homo
Youre a homo

I'm a 2004fag, I don't know how you newfags are talking nowadays. Is it normalmaxxing rizz now?

Yeah you definitely were born after 2000 I can tell....

only two (2) episodes left in the season

tfw have to watch NFY on repeat for the next 4 years until season 3 comes out

Yea :D

If I was one of those boyfriends, I'm fairly certain I would commit suicide after that
luckily i can't get a gf

Remember the enemies to friends arc with the detective?

struggling actresses who would do anything to stand out in a hbo show

some autistic dude

abusing the disabled

before you mouthbreathers came in saying normie this normie that we called them normalfag or normalnigger. You’d know this if you had actually been here any length of time

t. old enough to remember live updates on 9/11

Well stop that, that's not how THE PACK should treat each other

the problem is you thinking that your self is some fixed thing that can't be changed. self is fluid, it's moldable, your ego is not really you. so, yes, when your self is standing in your way, then change your self.

You think you could catch a football if I tossed one at you?

The cope some of them displayed was unreal

it's like I'm not watching her, I'm watching the character that she's inhabiting

He said, despite knowing nothing about the "character" at all lmao

correct and buddhismpilled.

I could catch a football

struggling actresses who would do anything to stand out in a hbo show

They wanted to sell their dignity and they did.

some autistic dude

Not everyone with social anxiety is autistic.

every personality flaw is le unchangeable psychiatric condition!

its easier to just kiss them. although the looking at the lips thing is new to me but i dont have a lot of luck with women
hey but at least now we know and its not like the show is especially popular so they arent gonna switch it up on us

The OTHER blonde girl who liked Colin was so much hotter than the girl who got the episode focus.

you blew it

Zero Motivation Girl is literally me.

there are girls out there who will like you for no reason

these girls only like Colin because there are cameras on them.
do you honestly think they would be into him oustide of this show?

I've never been on a date in my life but I knew about the eyes lips eyes move either because it's something I caught from other media or [spoilers] because I imagined myself doing it to a girl

i actually knew about the looking at the eyes and lips thing ever since a girl did it with me

am I a chad?

Well she shouldve shot her fuckin shot then. Even the black lady went and interupted emma's conversation to talk about how she squirts to einstein

So I think we can all agree normalfags are stupid for liking Attack on Titan

Perhaps
Post body
Post face
Post cock and balls
Post your favorite kinos and animes
Post bodycount
Post your best meme you have saved
I will determin if you are a chad

i would leave the house but my 6 figure job is from home and I get my groceries delivered
i get occasional likes on dating apps but ive never swiped right on any girl

t. divorced 38y old

I really feel this is going to come back as a plot point in the finale, no idea how though.

How much did you lose in the divorce?

Why did you divorce anon?

no way. the roleplay from the last episode of nathan for you where they practice francis meeting up with his old gf would be way more effective for getting a date that having a mob of people dressed like you repeat everything you say

Nathan is going to listen to it just before his presentation to congress

No you aren't, Braden

hot girl doesn't take a shot because she's not used to it

typical, it's why "cute" girls are better than "hot" girls

How much did you lose in the divorce?

nothing

Why did you divorce anon?

she just left one day

no one used the site before 2016!

Fuck off faggot.

These newfags don't know what they missed out on

I always just go for a kiss whether or not I'm sure they want to. Rarely rebuffed.

Sorry bro
Maybe get out there and plapp some zoomie with daddy issues idk

You just keep outing yourself

This is because women are sluts and will kiss anything once

Is there no girl code? it seemed rude to interrupt her while she was mid-shot-shooting

this episode is fucking me up. I'm dating a girl and we like each other and I've only hugged her but haven't kissed her and although I'm not as awkward as this guy, I feel like I need to kiss her now.

i actually knew about the looking at the eyes and lips thing ever since a girl did it with me

It's a common thing, but it's not common for the people reading this

Is there no girl code

If you ask them they'll say yes but in actuality, no.

Real life is ugly and terrifying, going to watch anime

I feel like I need to kiss her now.

Do it. I have been Colin, I have fumbled dates because I didn't have the balls to go for it. There's no worse feeling looking back.
Once on a third (3rd!) date, this chick invited me over to her place at night to watch a movie. We sat on the couch, and...we watched a movie. All the way through. The movie ended, and I said okay bye, I have to work in the morning.
She ghosted me after that. I don't blame her. And that's not the only time something like that has happened. I hate myself. This episode was torture.

funny how your picture is and all "oldfag" pictures are always from very recent times
You hardly see any 14xxxxxx even these days

Bunch of sad ugly larpers y'allx are

Watch hibiMeshi!

Only complete faggots even think about shit like Attack on Titan. I would say having any opinion on it at all is pretty fucking retarded

THE WEEBS WILL ALWAYS LOSE! YOU HEAR ME, ANON? THE WEEBS WILL ALWAYS LOSE!

it gets easier to watch

whoever said this nice fucking bait

I'm dating a girl and we like each other and I've only hugged

Trust me, you definitely are not “dating” this girl lmfao

She's an actress doing roles with male scene partners btw

You can date a girl while she dates others you know granps

You sure can. But should you?

bro you're DATING but you haven't kissed? you sure you're not just going out on dates?

Anon sounds too autistic to tell the difference. Why do I get the impression she sees him as just a close guy-friend lmao

I would say having any opinion on it at all is pretty fucking retarded

facts. I can't imagine even knowing enough about that gay ass shit to have an opinion.

This thread is demoralizing me
You're all demoralizers
Give me back my morale

Caring that much one way or another about any particular anime is for only the profoundly autistic

you're welcome

yes I have a girlfriend

no we haven't kissed

no we've had no physical intimacy

yes she's fucking other guys

This thread is demoralizing me

why? I don't really think it's that demoralizing. the message to take away here is that even autists could score chicks if they just grow some stones and act. that should be a positive message, if it demoralizes you then you need to do some soul searching.

You now remember some girl who briefly looked at you a decade ago that you were too nervous to go up and talk to

it was a black woman the white girls let them walk all over them constantly

people think Emma was actually into Collin

poor newfags

OK MY NEIGHBOUR ALWAYS LOOKS AT ME AND SMILES WHEN WE I SEE HER SOMETIMES WALKING HER DOG WHEN I WALK MINE

HOW DO I MAKE THIS WORK

this is just the plot of "i'm thinking of ending things"
speaking of, can't wait for it to be the inspiration for S3

They went on a date at a golf course outside of the show. They (apparently) didn't know they were being spied on by the cameras there

Fantastic thread anon. I'm gonna have to sage it today, but really fantastic thread. Great job.

Ironically Colin is much less autistic than those anons. He correctly doubts that an attractive actress on an HBO show is actually sincerely interested in him.

Nathan definitely watched synecdoche, new york, right?

I told her on saturday that I'm interested in her and want to keep seeing her romantically and she agreed. But I just hugged her - we're going to an outdoor movie this Thursday and I plan on driving her home. I think I'll try then. I take things slow and this girl is a nice Christian girl I don't want to fuck things up.

Oh no no no no nooooo
Who's gonna tell him?

she was, at least at first. she was genuinely having fun on the golf course. it evaporated after he failed to kiss her though.

the black chick, she was the one just saying shit to get on tv.

Hmm even assuming you're right I plan on seeing how things are on the next date. Plenty of time to have more physical touch at a movie. And if the vibe is right I'll kiss her at the end.

The golf course was fake bros. I'm sorry

announcing a sage

Shiggydiggy

Emma canonically gave colin another chance after filming where he finally kissed her
Then they went on more date and he revealed he has a massice schlong
He has been plapping her senseless ever since and recently revealed his bionicle collection to her
All of this is canon btw they're going to seoul on vacation this winter

If he hasn't, he might be deliberately avoiding it. Otherwise there's no doubt.
There's this one shot, don't remember the exact episode, where all of the actors are standing still in their designated places and it's literally this shot from S, NY.

Damn redditors really think someone who acts like this is autistic. We we doomed?

lean in a little and say I would like to.

He is very likely on the spectrum. And yet, he still got a girl interested in him, and could have kissed her if he just had a little bit more gumption. Most people are saying he would do fine if he just got out of his head a little. You're not doomed, that's not the message you should be taking away from this. You just have mental blocks you need to get over.

I have taken tremendous psychic damage

leddit opinion

Bro really posted a leddit screencap and expected serious replies lmaaaooooo *skull emoji* vm2gt

Would you rate that poster a 9 or a 6?

Yeah bro I just need to be a tall pilot, it's so easy, I'm just going to get the leg extension surgery right now

Four

Is it a mental block to think that kissing is a very intimate act and that you should go on more than a few dates to do that? Genuinely surprised by peoples' reactions to this but maybe I'm just more conservative. I don't want to have sex before marriage a kiss is more intimate in my opinion.

Alright bros, thread coming to an end. If nobody makes a new one, I'll be seeing you all next week.

I feel the same way but it seems like most people dont and will be mouthwhores all they want
I have never and will never kiss a girl btw
Not gonna let anyone take my lipvirginity

lipvolcel...

What do you mean? This was the rehearsal thread
The next step is to make several threads that are all identical so we can have a solid pack going
We're all going to need to post the same thing in each one every time though

We're all in the Evil Piece of Shit thread now.

Dude how are you so autistic that you don't realize you might as well be a brother to her at this point. For your own sake I really hope you're young like early 20s tops