You FUCKED your sister you little pervert!

The size

If I even thought of that with my older sister or younger cousin either would have kicked my ass then killed me.

Hell yeah I did. And now I’m going to fuck you too.

They did her dirty in the show. Nothing in history says anything but being the perfect female role model for Rome.

I love tsundere sisters.

Good bread this.

Would she have rolled over and been fucked by Octavian when he returned a man? If I was Octavian (in the show) I would have ridden her all around the house.

tsundere sisters

Seems kinki, I'll check that out

I'm pretty sure she was deified after her death. Roman girls for generations after her were told to take her as a role model.

Detective Stabler, Roman centurion... How old was the victim?

I would have if I wasn't an only child.

female relative could have kicked your ass

I was 12 and she was 19, so 19.

in a row?

Might as well soot your eyes black and wear a fucking stola

I agree for the most part, normally that kind of historical revisionism pisses me off. However, for the show she's actually an incredibly well written character and then add on top of that we know Octavian would do whatever he could to relabel her as the paragon of virtue. Now that I really think about it, probably the best written woman character I've ever seen on a show.

Stabler had nothing on Columbo and his basset hound

Poor choice of words

Octavian had no fucking excuses.

smart enough to see through manipulations

knew that his sister would want something in exchange

even managed to guess that it was about Caesar's affliction

still fucked her

why his mum was such a retard obsessed with sex? why she wants to stop her son from reading and gaining knowledge?

I was sucking slave cock at an orgy, mother

octavian should have fucked atia as well

I don't fuck with book burners but this is unironically good parenting.

As long as it's consensual and as long as they don't plan to have kids, why is incest between siblings wrong?

damn I wish I was a roman slave

It was culturally a different time... in other ways also...

Off topic but Spartacus wishes it could be half as good as this show. It's not even close

the way he walks away at the end is kinda zesty......

Spartatuckus

She was just trying to mold her baby boy into a proper Roman citizen.

It's the twelfth, actually. Do u guys even know about the Ides of May?

let's put jews in charge of making a roman series

Teach us, the Ides of March sure, but not the Ides of May

Rent's due on the Ides of May

haha oh no sorry mummy please don't whip and cane my cock as punishment until it's totally useless

Julia gens fucking shits.

She looks like Sheldon lul.

Pinhead wants his Julia back

She is conflated with Augustus's daughter who was a slut

It's too bad that season 2 was rushed so we didn't get to see Octavian's full journey from autist to Augustus

show about one of the most interesting series of political intrigues in history

75% is dedicated to softcore lesbian/incest sex scenes I could have just watched on any porn site

15% is some lame faggot's family drama

the remaining time is excellent incredibly detailed and dedicated historical drama

This show was such a blue ball, I hate it. And then the second season went completely off the rails. Augusta has some really nice tits I guess.

That whole scene is

I AM LE ACTING

sex scenes I could have just watched on any porn site

not with that production quality

Fucking your sister while your mother shits on your chest.

We were supposed to witness the birth of Jesus in season 5. Would have been kino.

Maybe not when it released, but it's 2025 and gooning is at its apex.

muh republic

I'd say they should reboot this show but nuHBO would completely fuck it up.

in history

i.e biased sources, and Augustus absolutely had every reason to portray her as such. Obviously the show's plot is fiction but the whole premise was to portray the 'truth' of events as being grittier and more vulgar. It actually does more service to history by getting across that Romans did not have modern ethics or morality.

hbo fucking up?
That's new news

You don't know how percentages work huh? Kek

who's gonna blame him?

This is literal female perfection. Thank you based Venus

Time is not an objective reality. Its passage is experienced subjectively and personally. For example, right now I'm sitting at my desk and shitposting, packing some tobacco in my lip, and waiting to clock out so I can go home and play some vidya. It's excruciatingly slow, I'd rather have some work to do honestly, but I'm all out of tasks. It feels like it must be 95% of my life. On the other hand, when I fuck your mom I am in such ecstasy that the moment is fleeting. Even though we go several rounds many nights a week, while in objective units of measure I must spend at least 50 percent of my waking hours fucking your mom, it feels like something that slips away far too soon, more like 5 percent.

In a similar way, knowing something as unbelievable and exciting as Caesar's occupation of Alexandria is being actively ignored and replaced with lesbian titty shots to satisfy HBO's bizarre requirement for base pornographic "entertainment" makes me feel like I'm being dragged behind a horse, mentally.

*pegged my ass
sorry autocorrect haha

Go on...

Did they not have doctors back then to medicate that itch?

It’s a proud moment to see a WEBM I created posted by someone else.

You fucking liar. I made it myself.

The prescription was a slave with a big cock

Huh. My bad. I once WEBMed and posted the exact same scene.

No problem bro. I'm sure we're not the only ones to ever clip this scene.

They also did Augustus dirty. Them seemed to make him into some stereotypical sexual sadist, but I'm pretty sure he wasn't.

It's a bit jarring when you watch I Claudius after Rome.
Brian Blessed really was the best Augustus. Though lil kid Octavian is bretty gud

There's literally nothing wrong with marrying your first cousin

She was miscast though did alright. Should've been darker and hairier

Spartacus is more of a stylisation like from a graphic novel like how 300 is. Rome is a period drama. Apples and pears

/ourguy/ Posca won by landing that tall pleblian stoner gf. Every other dude in Rome only found misery in love.

Roman kinos not need turn sword upon one another. They are as brothers! Come, let us feast upon the tits of Ilythia.

1st cousin marriage

I'm pretty sure that was against the law.

hottest scene in HBO history

Pft, *roman* law, maybe.

Is there some other form of law, you wretched woman?

Pretty sure it's not against the law

I was extremely horny for this character

reminder she won in the end

Fuck her for killing cute Eirene ;_;

definitely on my rape list

its a Titus Pull kills someone in an autistic rage episode.

she's a slave so if you own her she's your property and it's not rape

Literally her whole life was nothing but suffering because of shit her brother did

Cuts called common law and the entire anglosphere suffers under its retarded angloid presuppositions

i guess i'd have to free her beforehand. can i turn her back into a slave afterwards?

Maybe, but that takes at least 2 trips on foot to the local slave office.
Is it really worth it?

the rape list isn't called that just for fun.

yeah because modern politicians are so trustowrthy and honest
paragons of ethics and morality