Does this happen in REAL life?

They know they can do it, too. It's hard to say no, depending on their attitude and how cute they are.

+White Fee + Single Fee + Ugly guy working in tech fee

they cant keep getting away with it

yeah
happens on the internet too. simps throw money at women for simply existing

deadass

Yes? This is 100 percent how women survive. Even the “jobs” they have are not real, they flash their tits at a guy and he creates a department called “hr” for her and she just sits around on Facebook and collects a paycheck. Western society has completely forgotten how to deal with women it’s pathetic

Yummers

This is old school simp behavior. Nowadays women show their anus on OF and get thousands of $ instead of a milkshake

I've been a fast food worker and this would have never happened on my watch.

Gosling really fucked up

fr

So ugly, this is what gen x fought over?

Only at Baskin Roberts.

Shut the fuck up

Cram it

It's hard to say no

lmaao

What even are those? Weird slushies covered in cool whip for some reason?

I am glad being divorced several years ago gave me the the right perspective on women. All these dumb tricks they pull don't work at all for me because I don't even find it appealing, I find it frustrating, annoying and it just makes me think she's a manipulative, selfish bitch, and I don't even feel like sex is worth the effort of dealing with most women and their bullshit, let alone jumping through hoops for it like this. I know other dudes in their 30's who still fall for all the tricks all women pull like they are teenagers and it's just fuckin sad.

I'll cram down your throat, you fat fuck

POOFTER

If you’re gonna talk like a fucking mulignan we’ll send you to slip and fall school

its grey
what are you smoking

giving women anything for free

helping a woman in need

doing absolutely anything for the benefit of a woman whatsoever

Couldn't be me

I'm constantly dumbfounded by the mental weakness of some (most) men when it comes to simping women

Based

literally me

I never cared for her when I was younger but now I find her very attractive.

No. A white woman is going to know exactly what you punched in and double check her receipt before giving you exact change.

Her peak is no makeup.

is this movie like Three Kings (1998)?

It's a Silo

No. It's a road movie with a cute tomboy girl.

I had a fat mexican bitch try this once but I wouldn't give it to her for free so she left with nothing and said she was going to go to some other store then. Bitch you're not a paying customer I don't give a fuck if you go somewhere else. I lose zero business by you leaving.

That's awesome man. You got a divorce and women are bitches? Right on. Can you give me some tips on doing my taxes?

you're a fucking retard

True detective was her peak

$31.47 + Tax + Tip + Delivery Fee

+90% tariff fee

checked

okay nvm

lol based

Ma’am you need to pay for that!

*calls police*

He's just like me fr.

This is why Harvey Weinstein is in jail.

I don't know about that, man. It looked kinda bussin to me.

Nope it never happens. Nothing ever happens

pick up my kid from daycare

while strapping him in the truck notice women struggling trying to install car seats for her fuck trophys in the space next to mine

can feel her staring up at me begging for help with her eyes

pull out without acknowledging her and drive off

I had places to be and I wouldn't want her to later on feel like she couldn't ever install a car seat just because she is a women.

always defer your taxes to the late filing window. Also defer your tax return to offset next year's taxes if you're able

I thought it was Baskin Robins?

literally me unless it's my Mom, she's a saint and gets anything she asks me for

w-why

The ones that confound me the most are the guys who pay twitch thots just to read their name.
And of course, the findom kink. Which makes no fucking sense at all.

worth it, i hooked up pretty girls at my pizza job when i got the chance, one time my more handsome coworker got invited to a party by some slightly cute girls, he also met some 15 year old girl and started plowing her and he was like 25 lmao

It's that simple, just be yourself

not me I'm on the prowl for a women in need cause even if they don't give me any sex the mere flirtatious behavior gets my rocks fucking off and its well worth it even once they step out of my car

if this happened to me IRL I would look at the woman like this, assuming its a prank.

w2c

not to mention if they leave it on the counter you get to have it if your business aren't assholes

You'll never learn anything if you blame the world lol

You forgot the new "foreign service fee" to help us deal with taxes and fees :3

the truck