True Detective

Why did Rust decide to go for anal when he finally slept with Maggie?

He had to get it on

is season 2 good
i liked season 1 but season 2 looks different and i dont like different

It's unironically better than S1. I've rewatched it twice and S1 only once

he didn't

She was making a move.

s2 is kino but filters plebs by the hundreds

t. Retard

It was clearly anal otherwise he wouldn't have turned her around like that

Stuck it in the bonus hole

He was ASSDRUK

That's never specified actually. I reject your premise.

S2 is kino for McAdams being infinitely fuckable.

I once gooned to Rachel McAdams for 16 (fifteen) hours straight.

Based meth enjoyer

How contrarian of you. Season one is among the best television ever and season two isn't even as good as season three.

Fucking troll. Weak bait.
You're likely an incel.

1. Rust turned her around unnecessarily
2. The look on her face means anal

KYS

Both are great don't get me wrong but S2 has a better overall cast and complex story. S1 was carried by McConaughey and that episode where they rip off those drug dealers in the ghetto

Whatever, schizo. Anal doesn't happen as frequently or nonchalantly as a virgin would probably assume. No one does anal for their first time together.
lol
Most women will never even try anal.

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This was unequivocally decided on Anon Babble back in 2013/14 threads that it was in fact anal. You've just outed yourself as a newfag

Not anal. They'd have used it in dialogue referencing the act later. I don't care how many incels "decided" their own headcannon how many years ago. You're all wrong.
And I'm here since 2011 anyway. This place just gets dumber and dumber each year.

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It was the porn meta at the time, like incest is now

1. Rust turned her around unnecessarily
2. The look on her face means anal
3. He busted in like 15 seconds

Just admit you're wrong

Is Matthew wearing a hairpiece?

Rustin Cohle honestly had no choice. Put yourself in his shoes. Marty's wife would literally spread her big brown poop hole and get it nice and stretched out so he could lube his weiner up with her butt cream and she would plop it down on that weiner and ride it till it made a fart vacuum in her butt cavity that literally would suck the sperm juice from his balls. He was so ass drunk after that he had visions... Chemical. Flashbacks. Neural damage. He even hallucinated a vision of a portal to the mythical realm of Carcosa during a deadly encounter with the lead suspect, with his smelly poop wiener in his pants

Divisive, watch it yourself. I think it was great, but season 1 remains untouchable.

Most women will never even try anal.

with you

Only a virgin would post this.

If she'd had poppers it could have easily gone in her ass with little resistance

30 seconds in and out 30 seconds

best season

There's an explicit shot of a fat pussi. Proceed at your own risk

poophole loophole.
it's not real sex

He was shooting at god

Character study better in s2 but story fucking sucks

Michelle Monaghan is so sexy it's unreal

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She's ok. But yes, there is something sexy about women in airy dresses.

It is different and it is worse - but definitely worth watching IMO

It had the potential to be KOTHO desu (Kino of the highest order)

Ray Velcoro is LITERALLY me

He busted in like 15 seconds

I would too if I did Monaghan.

Do you like being a virgin?

I knew exactly what this would be the moment I opened it and had to close it, I can't bear watching this I'd be triggered too hard when I only have one fucking beer left.

I don't really like Michelle Monaghan, but damn she was pretty hot in this.

Liquor+ciggies+gear is an unbeatable combo. I'll never stop til I'm in the box

I haven't had coke in like 8 years and wouldn't buy coke now I don't know anyone trustworthy enough.

But man just imagining that scene takes me back and makes me wish I had enough alcohol alone to get obliterated on it right fucking now.

you're in a contrarian website so everybody here will say season 2 is better than season 1

don't know about women but I do and it's not gay

I haven't had coke in like 8 years

OH GOOD FOR YOU! AND HOW IS IT?

Absolutely not

it’s good because Anon Babble likes it and i like Anon Babble
it’s not GOOD like S1 but it’s very funny

He's a competent cop who beats up people on a whim. He died for his principles. Are you sure that is you?

Did I stutter?

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It truly is godlike. When you get that mix perfect you are unstoppable. Being sober is so fucking boring.

You've got a thing on your nose. On the left side. Just wipe it. No, not there, a little higher, more to the right. It's ok, you've got it. It's gone.

Too late to get more booze?

Based Pepsi enjoyer

For most it's something like doing cosplay or wearing extra sexy lingerie - their bf/husband/hookup likes it and they feel good because they turned the guy on. A select few can actually get off on it, but it's very rare.

You've done anal? It's not something that would particularly interest me, but if the woman expresses interest, why not? When I was at a friend's house and two women were talking they said loudly: "an ass is a one way street". I thought it was funny and based.

Any cokeheads care to explain why people rub their teeth after snorting lines?

Never understood this either. Rule of cool, I guess.

Applying coke/MDMA to the gums and up and nose hits quicker than coke/MDMA swallowed. Some people prefer to "parachute" which is swallowing a small tissue filled with drugs but it's usually just a time factor

probably too fucked in the head from watching all the true crime tapes and crime scenes to have some normal intimacy, had to go for the degenerate painful causing sex

So you agree it was 100% anal?

Wouldn't it be safer and more convenient to just ingest it orally?

Not sure about coke but MDMA gives you mouth ulcers so I always prefer up the nose or parachute. Coke I've only ever snorted

I wonder about that. Having coke on your ass, or should I say 'in your ass' is supposed to be great too. Because your asshole has more bloodvessels or what do you call it? 'Blow' aludes to it a little bit, when Johnny and Penelope are having sex. But they did it quite tastefully: you saw a hand blowing coke and that was it. I might be off, but I think that was that, and a reference to the anal pleasures of cocaine.