How do you go from this
How do you go from this
Nobody ever looked like this
She would have been the perfect Harley Quinn like 15-20 years ago.
... to Maria ...
To this?
opmg
Lucky ones die young
how does one go from young to old
You need to exist inside a relativistic universe, be composed of atoms with mass, and move at speed significantly slower than light. This will expose you to the ravaging effects of gravity and thermodynamic entropy, whittling your DNA strands away till they gradually lose the capacity to replicate.
margaret robberts?
Only the good die young
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~~ Billy Joel
Amusing, but save that shit for reddit.
She was more beautiful than Margot Robbie, but got fucked by the universe with the wrong timing.
Wood
its an anon discoveres that people get older episode
she is almost 50, are you really surprised that she doesnt look like in her 20s anymore?
That looks like some kind of crackhead weirdo.
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Margot Robbie is basically a dollar store Jaime Presley, who isn’t nearly as hot, but has a better agent.
Trailer trash Margot Robbie
She's not better than Margot. Sorry and cope.
Baskin rockers in the fund trustband!
The fuck are you talking about? She's twice as hot.
rent free
My AGP queen!
looks like a literal fuck doll like one of those silicone dolls that you can buy, truly a one of a kind beauty.
still looks good for being like 50 years old
this bitch is mid by comparison
she would look better with longer hair and no dyke haircut
Dam this one hurts bros
She actually has sex with black people irl. And she's a chainsmoker.
no she doesnt stop lying faggot
Chainsmoker
for sure not.
Fucks black guys
I can fix her.
She still looks good. It's ok to be 50. It's not ok to be fat
She looks hideous here.
Semi-related, but here we go. All my family was born in the early sixties. They looked like lubbering landwhales by the time they hit 30-35. Of course they all had three kids, so I can forgive them a bit for it. My friend's wives, I have to admit, still look great. Even after birthing multiple kids. So I'm racking my brain on where the difference lies? Is it an age gap, is it a cultural thing, have people become poorer, why don't they divorce,... etc. The one objective truth is all the people that were born in the sixties are fat and the ones that were born in the late eighties and early nineties are not. It's measurable.
sounds like they were just lazy fat lard mountains
Your boomer is showing, faggot.
Lol, I busted to her in Can't Hardly Wait before anybody even knew she was a thing. Do you know how hard that is? She had like 42 seconds of screentime. Luckily I'm a premature ejaculator. My family calls me "Premie". And yes, she very publicly dated black men and smokes cigarettes. Why would I lie to you guys?
Born in '85, so I don't see how that makes me a boomer. Maybe to tiktokkers. I'm not even old enough to make me generation X.
This bothered me about the Simpson joke, where Lise identified herself and Bart as generation X.
We're generation X, we don't care about anything.
Fucking. But alright, I suppose I'm a millenial by today's definition? A netizen, a digital native, the fuck are all these words.
She still looks good
So does Anna Faris.
Nothing wrong with being hideous, anon.
faggot
I don't like those. Very wrong.
it's another "zoomie op doesn't understand makeup, lighting, nor aging and is proud of being a simple moron" episode
No she hasn't dated black guys, you have no proof
There was less knowledge about healthy eating back then and depending on what country etc. the typical household meal could easily consist of a large portion of carbs (potats) and a big chunk of meat and few veg. Women's hormones change as they get older, around 25 they should be eating less (men have it too but later) or they gain weight easily. Most of them are already chub when they start having kids and don't notice the gain because they're pregnant and think it is all part of pregnancy (and back then it was sometimes perceived that you had to eat for 1.5 when pregnant). When the first one is born, they're already fat, then they move on to babies 2 and 3 shortly after without bothering to change their diet, By the time they are done they've basically worn themselves out and gained a lot of weight (stretchmarks etc) and good luck losing weight when you have 3 kids to care about (there is always candy around and no selfcontrol).
This. Here we say aging is part of Original Sin or a kike scheme to drag down the Aryan master race or something. Save that soience shit for the nerds.
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digital native
Unless you're a younger millennial, you did most of your growing up before high speed internet became the norm
You don't get it! I need to remind the old "people" they are OLD and that I'm YOUNG!
I'm not a digital native. I suppose I'd apply that term to anyone born after 2000.
true, but save that "explaining Anon Babble" shit for r/Anon Babble