The sequels are still canon

conveniently set the same amount of time that has passed irl so daisy can play rey in it

Does palpatine come back again?

ryan gosling is...
the last starfighter

They just can’t fucking help themselves can they? Dumbass ceos on a never ending ego trip.

I can’t wait for star wars to be a completely dead brand that not even the brownest most low iq shitskin wants to watch.

his career has been nothing but slop since at least 2018.
what happened? he used to be literally us

literally us

There you have it

It's fine, advance the timeline as far away from the sequel series as possible. Rey can just be starting a Jedi Temple or something. I'm getting bored of the series just wearing the skin of the OT with Filoni bullshit being pushed to the front.

I think he's priced himself out of the fun and interesting mid budget movies and refuses to do capeshit so that just leaves the weird blockbusters studios take a chance on every few years.

quietly going back to straight white male heroes

will he just be a token white guy in a sea of black lesbians who are better than him or did Disney finally learn something after so many woke flops?

anyone actually thinking this makes it to a theater.

Mando and Grogu will either be D+ or a limited release. Lucasfilm is terrified of going back to thr theaters.

this might change but right now it's supposed to be a wide release.

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.............................I starfight

There's absolutely no reason why he can't.

Only chance it stands is if it makes no reference to the sequels whatsoever other than maybe having Poe, Lando or Jannah show up.

Somehow... the sequels have returned

He had dozens of clone tubes in Rise of Skywalker. Remember, nobody is ever really gone.

Is that Luuke?

theyre better off setting it 500 years later

I think he's priced himself out of the fun and interesting mid budget movies

Does he have massive debt or something? Why would he not take pay cuts to do fun movies?

Is he in make up? He looks completely different

I don't care for Star War's anymore. This franchise is dead to me

Wtf…I’ve changed

stop calling them the 'sequels' because they are not. they are just the 'disney movies'. we will never get the true Sequels as we did the Originals and Prequels.

That's me! And Bobby!

lololol to me nothing besides the OT og version is canon. Don't even aknowledge the word "sith" lmao. Didn't even watch anything after prequelshit.
Come on, make me watch you slop if you can

Yes, there will be a good Palpatine clone ("call me Sheevy") who will become Gosling's wisecracking copilot

Yes.
He's played by Gosling.

God, this, anything that isn't filonishit or sequelshit is so welcome. Filonishit took over mando and we all saw how that turned out.

He became upset that his fanbase consisted of internet weirdos after an early career of appealing to young and middle-aged women.

It´s your fault because you watch it.

There's 37 years of Star Wars legacy media (vidya, books, comics, etc) you haven't seen before the Mouse ruined the IP.
You can spend the rest of your life without interacting with the new canon, yet you choose to.

"Just ignore it"

is the lamest, gayest most pathetic loser-cope imaginable

It's both:
1. The sanest solution to the problem (don't interact with the thing that makes you upset)
2. The ONLY solution to the problem (starve the beast of money until it dies... so SW can eventually be resurrected a decade down the line by retconning away all the Disney shit)

Nothing will change because you keep watching it. God you ragewatcher consoomers are pathetic.

Funny how at first they were saying this would be gazillion galaxies away from and brand new.

Now they're making it won't shut the fuck up mentioning previous movies. Lol

Nobody watches star wars though.
Like not even my sisters kids want anything to do with star wars.
Does anybody itt know a single person that still watches star wars?

100% she will be in it so they can test the waters for whatever bullshit they want to pull next

I thought the sequels werent canon

Does anybody itt know a single person that still watches star wars?

Andor threads are still a thing. It's like with The Last of Us. Retards claim to hate it but then can't wait to spend hours of their life watching it just so that they can talk about how bad it is.
I get it to an extent. TLJ funposting was a magical period. But that's one 2.5 hour film. Not 10 hours stretched across 3 months.

every focus group testing we've done indicates that the general public hates Rey and don't want to see her in more things

BUT

let's just make sure by b8 & switching her with Ryan Gosling

kek this is exactly the sort of stupid shit I'd expect disney to do

why are you mad?

the fall guy was fun, can't remember anything else hes done recently desu

its kennedys self insert she will be back showing the boys how its done even if its just coming last second to save the day from evil second order general sonald glumpf

I'm not convinced those are organic threads.

film flops

"See you fans are never happy! We give you a male grizzled hero and you still hate it! Moving forward with a Rey film is the only option"

film succeeds

"Ah, we knew you guys secretly loved Rey! Well we've heard you loud and clear and now you'll be getting that new Rey trilogy you've been begging for"

Think about it, they spent hundreds of millions and nearly a decade working on the sequels. All of the merchandise, the theme parks, references in other shows and tie in books. You really think they'll throw all of that away to appease people on the internet? Not to mention it would be suicidal to investors. They can't admit their mistake ever, it's too late and they have to lie in the bed they've made. They can't keep making OT shit forever

Reminder it'll just be more of the same. An upcoming, post-sequel book is

Star Wars The Last Order: Following the end of Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker, the Resistance rescues a ship full of young passengers who had been kidnapped by the First Order. As Finn and Jannah set out to find the First Order officer responsible before he can endanger any more children, the two former stormtroopers must wrestle with their own complicated pasts as soldiers of the oppressive regime

Literally nothing changes from the sequels, the FO is still around