High school is the only time in a person's life that is worth living and basically you should fucking kill yourself...

having sex with your hot aunt is...LE BAD!

That's true though. Life is downhill from highschool onwards, especially if your college major is something actually serious like STEM.

Yes.

Life ends at the final day of high school graduation.

inb4 college cucks come in coping till they're blue in the face

Clannad and Clannad After Story also teach the same lesson.

don't be an uncle rico. it's just sad and awkward for everyone around you.

what the hell is an uncle rico? some spic slang i'm too non-spic to know about?

zoom zoom

people that say stuff like "highschool never ends" or that it's the greatest time of their lives or whatever are genuine retards and have a shitty job

it's a reference to one of the whitest movies ever made and one of the more popular movies from about 17 years ago, my brown underage friend.

i mean the way adults socialize and gossip and shit is exactly like high school that much is true, most people are very petty and judgemental. high school is kind of a litmus test for how your social life will be as an adult. loners generally stay loners.

all of this is people manufacturing narratives just to fuck with other people. high school was mediocre sludge just like the rest of a person's life.

main character is a stereotypical jewish nerd with a jewfro

Kek, yeah, sure, "whitest" movie ever.

Is this movie as insufferable as I remember?

But that movie was pretty intent on showing high school was a bunch of awkward horseshit and pointless misery. The final scene was dedicated to sucking off college.

Definitely not. The movie was one long vicarious high school fantasy. Awkward weirdo kid becomes friends with a hot and popular girl and her brother in the most contrived, wish-fulfilling ways and they introduce him to other cool, popular people.

college is only good if you live in a dorm

t. commuted and made 0 friends

I haven’t seen this movie but I’ve always wanted to, somehow though it always gave off the impression that it’s supposed to be this really “good” movie and if you enjoy it a lot then you are also “good” and of worthy character and taste in some way

you're a genuine retard and have a shitty job. I barely thought about highschool when I was even still in highschool. All of my friends went to different schools, my now-wife went to a different school, the focal point of that period in my life was the arcade at the mall and not my fucking school, and then I spent my 20s abusing psychedelics and following around bands and now I have a CDL. The only place I have seen weepy faggots convinced that highschool was the end all be all of life, or that people all act like they are in highschool, is faggots on the internet. I guess I can say that I have observed what you mean, but if you're involved in that or have that mentality you are a fucking idiot.

sounds like you were always a normalfag, so my point stands.

yeah bro I was such a normalfag doing all but dropping out of school during no-child left behind when you literally couldn't fail, taking ecstasy when my SATs let out and using Anon Babble since 2004. Just a typical turbo normoid psychedelic burnout truck driver. You underage incels actually do need to be genocided (anyone under the age of 30 is underage)

high school fucking sucked dude, i prefer being an aging loser cuckold chained to a desk with a cheating whore whife and a bastard son

I unironically peaked in high school, what a wild fucking time, I was like a king. College was ok but I knocked a bitch up summer of freshman year so had to bounce from that shit way too early. Anyways, my fag leftist bull dyke teacher made us read the book way before the movie came out and it was total fag propaganda so anyone who watches the movie and thinks positively of it or the dick sucking version of high school it portrays is a fucking loser, think they smoke weed in the book that's baby shit we were all rocked the fuck out on coke in class when we went fuck life was good would give me left but to go back and wouldn't change shit, fuck niggers

i'm 32. you are/were a normalfag yeah. weird thing to get defensive about.

I get that you're a teenager, but in 10 years if you still miss being a teenager you will be a really pathetic faggot.

anyone who has ever spoken to another human being is a normalfag

you need to be shot in the guts and left to rot

why are normalfags like this?

reading posts in this thread

im starting to think theres something in the water, i dont recall people being this wound up over nothing 10 years ago

why are /arcanine/ sissies like you? You will never be an oldfag, you will always be a gay loser obsessing over an increasingly vanishing past.

Anon Babble

oh you mean the sex haver board where everyone is tall, handsome, and has a huge cock? why would i go there as a wizard? you'd probably fit in more.

dude I'm such a damaged loner loser, but I also have like 2 gfs with one of them being Emma Watson, multiple groups of friends oh and I quite literally beat up all the Chads of the school at once all by myself as well haha

the entire flick is written from a point of some 40 year old nerd who makes a fantasy would-be rewrite of his high school years which never happened

absolute trash, beyond overrated flick

so new lol

i accept your concession.

get a real job, can have money to do what I want

no parental supervision

body gets stronger

Idk, I think completing high school is passing the tutorial.

You're retarded.

the entire flick is written from a point of some 40 year old nerd who makes a fantasy would-be rewrite of his high school years which never happened

that's the impression i got. i don't mind it because movies and fiction serve that function but it was too transparent with this one.

you only pass the tutorial when you have sex. else you never feel like an adult and are permanently stuck with the mental capabilities of a teenager.

I know plenty of sex havers with mental capabilities of a teenager

you won bro, you really are an unfuckable autistic loser newfag. What an achievement. Do you have anything you would like to share with your fellow newfags who missed everything cool on the internet about this crowning achievement?

I've never felt more secondhand embarrassment for a writer than when the author's scrawny self-insert has to defend his gay friend from a group of homophobic bullies and blacks out to discover that he just went Jason Bourne on them, all the on-lookers shocked into awed silence at what they just witnessed.

it is really funny how much you're seething over simply being accurately called a normalfag.

Working sucks unless you’re lucky enough to do something that’s fun.

don't forget the laughable Stuckmann tier TOUCH MY FRIENDS AGAIN AND I'LL BLIND YOU line

Sex is not some epic lifechanging experience like you think it is. The first time is especially awkward.

the definition of normalfag as defined by /arcanine/ newfags is fully retarded, I reject it, and I reject you. I didn't see a toddler getting shit on when I was 14 years old and spend 12 years spending every dime I had on weed and psychedelics for some virgin who's been using Anon Babble for 10 years to call me a normalfag because he thinks this is the website for virgin losers despite that never being the case, ever. Kill yourself.

I've never seen a young Jeet try so hard to be White and fail so hard lol

Trying too hard. Normie detected. Such a sad state of affairs.

mfw me and all the other Zoomers had the good parts of high school yanked from us due to COVID

mfw we all had to jump headfirst into the shittiest job market and economy since the Depression because we can't afford to go to school so we've had no lives whatsoever outside of work and the internet since 2019

shut the fuck up you abhorrent newfag

High school is the only time in a person's life that is worth living and basically you should fucking kill yourself for not living it to the full

I believe a lot of people on Anon Babble sincerely believe this, and most of their bitterness comes from having been brainwashed by movies and TV shows that convey this kind of message.

go to dive bars with live music and buy drugs off people wearing grateful dead t shirts. Find a phish/disco biscuits/umphrey's mcgee/moe concert near you, figure out who the current string of up and coming jam bands is and follow them around. It's not too late.

Sex is not some epic lifechanging experience like you think it is.

that is definitely a thing normalfag sex havers say constantly.

just blow your money on overpriced concerts and drugs that make you numb to how shit your life is so you can maybe have a shot at getting some nasty worn-out Hippie pussy

No thanks

NTA but once you go through your entire youth as an isolated socially inept loner you can go to endless festivals and concerts and meet exactly 0 (zero) people there.

You just go to event XYZ, be at event XYZ and then proceed to go home.

Sorry, sir, can we do this shot one more time, please? I know it's the 85th time, but the next one will be perfect. I promise you

Have fun sucking forever. It's not like your forever alone nihilistic ass is doing anything but playing some shit video game and living on a website that is older than you and was already anachronistic when it was made.
That makes sense. I've met thousands of people but I guess if you literally can't do it there wouldn't be a point.

I haven’t seen the movie but the book had the message of “You can be introverted and still make tons of friends and romantic interests if you’re handsome enough for them to make the first move”. I read two books in 10th grade, this and American Psycho. Guess which was less blackpilling?

your

opinion discarded.

Not true
You should kill yourself after university

My life has gotten way better since leaving high school though