hanging out with security guard pal
he drops his phone and is in an awkward position to grab it off the floor
being a good friend you help him get his phone
your boss's daughters boyfriend sees you as you rise up
starts telling everybody you are gay
Hanging out with security guard pal
that's not what happened, he was schlobbing his knob.
it was an elaborate joke
Wrong. It was the weight loss medication.
Would it have been different if the security guard was sucking him off?
he was just shopping for antiques on the floormats
Its not even that gay to suck off your bro lots of guy do it.
lots of gay guys yea
Yes.
Getting your dick sucked by a dude, while gay, is 1000× less gay than sucking dick.
gays are promiscuous
so tired of this trope. there is no basis for it.
what if it's a big veiny throbbing girldick?
there is no basis for it.
AIDS, monkey pox.
justify it any way you need to, homo
you would have gotten away with this shitpost but you forgot 1 small thing
the security guard was blissful before vito's head popped up
We can't have him here in our social club no more that much I do know.
the parking lot, whatever happened there.
Except homos being such sluts they put the average roastie to shame
be barhopping with friends last week
get cat called by a random gay guy smoking outside a bar
you have really pretty lips
don't I know you
turn bright red
n-no
I swear I know you from somewhere
rasie my voice and stammer out NO WE DONT KNOW EACH OTHER
run into the bar to escape
friends think I'm gay now and will not drop it
It's fucking over. I'm not gay now or in the past and I had never seen the guy before in my life.
oh no you cant be happy with your buds!
THATS HECKING GAY!!!
did you ever grease the union?
HIS FACE AIN'T A MESS OF PRECUM AND SPIT
HE WASN'T SUCKING OFF A DUDE COMEON
dude I don't what your gay slang means but I'm going to say no because I have never done anything gay with a man
Why is your mouth so pretty then boy?
Post mouth
as a straight, you have to tease but respectfully let down any gays that hit on you
You should have called him a faggot right off and walked off. I have a policy of not responding to strangers on the street because crackheads in philly will harass you and try to get in fights.
be OP
get busted blowing some guy
come up with some elaborate story
no one buys it
get queerstomped
RIP fagnuts
You should have let him fuck your mouth and then right as he was cumming you tell him you're not gay. He'd be so embarrassed.
CATCHIN, NOT PITCHIN???
OP is gayer than Elton John
lol
*record scratch* *freeze frame*
yep, that's me. you're probably wondering how i ended up here...
I still don't understand how that fat motherfucker was able to bend over like that in a jeep cherokee
That doesn't work. It only gets them horny and they'll want to beat you up when you refuse to have sex with them. I'd dare say teasing them is a one-way ticket to rapetown
Shamefully, I've let gays at bars think I'm gay so they give me free bathroom coke bumps and buy me fruity drinks.
this fucking OP guy, he's more creative than Spielberg
OP took a shot in the mouth
Stop being gay!
one time in my early 20s a gay dude approached me at the club, looked me dead in the eyes and rubbed his finger down my chest
I laughed, hugged him, and told him "that's the hottest shit anyone's ever done to me, sorry but I'm straight, you're killing it though"
poor Gino was misunderstood
based and poorfagpilled
What a minx.
that's the hottest shit anyone's ever done to me
I'm straight
Bad news champ.
Vito taught Lorraine how to suck cock
he could have honestly just denied everything and/or killed anyone who persisted in trying to uncover his gayness
be watching my Sopranos sloppa
realize I have an IQ above single digits
shut it off
gay bars are the best places to find hot women but the gays know what you're doing if you try this and they don't like it
is 1000× less gay than sucking dick.
1000× less gay
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gay bot detected. opinion discarded
You can get your cock sucked by Meadow once or by Vito any time you want as many times as you want. Which do you choose?
it's slightly less gay. like 90% gay
Nah. One time in the late 10's some guy was hitting on me outside a gay bar I happened to be walking passed. He followed me for two blocks
it was the fucking medication. fucked with his head. he was confused, that's it. but he's better now. you can talk to his doctor if you don't believe him