can't afford a Rolex, uh?
How do you respond without sounding mad?
Can't afford a Rolex, uh?
Im the money
Is named after a scooter .
uhhhhhhh IT WAS THE FIRST WATCH ON THE MOON
I don't care. I literally use ad block. Have custom made watch that is priceless.
do I know you?
Omega is better if you want a watch. If you want jewelry, get jewelry. If you only want to show how much money you can s pend, then get a Rolex. It's neither a watch nor jewelry. It's like walking around with a receipt on your wrist.
Wearing a Cartier Santos would be less gay than trying to flex a fucking Omega.
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a watch is jewelry. that’s its only purpose. if you want a clock use the phone in your hand which is a million times more accurate and easy to read.
I type 80085 on my Casio and smugly show it off.
rolex?
buy an ad.
uuuh okay anon, if you say so *chuckles*
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a watch is jewelry. that’s its only purpose. if you want a clock use the phone in your hand which is a million times more accurate and easy to read.
correct
trying to say you got an omega because it's a "better watch" than a rolex is a cope because the best watch you could get for being a watch is either your phone or a $10 casio
getting an omega is fine if you prefer how it looks to a rolex but dont say it's because it's better "as a watch"
that's a $50,000 Patek Philippe you dumb whore
you can't even gold dig properly
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white woman has no right to talk shit about casio you dumb spoiled bitch
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why waste money on a watch you use for fashion and not to tell time?
These actresses are missing out on a fortune by not doing JOI videos
uhh this one has a map
and I like maps
a watch is for women. need to tell the time? phone. the tool of a man is valued by its functionality and non-redundancy.
if a "man" wears a watch he is percieved by real men the same way the gay construction worker is looked upon with his golden drill decorated with ribbons and shit.
what's a Rolex?
the tool of a man is valued by its functionality
Here's your knife, chef.
whatcha think?
need to tell the time? phone.
that's dumb. looking at the watch is way quicker. thus it's more functional in telling the time than a phone.
and real men know to dress well. being a hick doesn't make you a "real man".
vespa != vesper
gimmicky
Vespas are very overpriced, though.
Kofe Time
Your crotch smells like fish piss and abortion runoff.
can’t afford a boob job?
all that watchfag coping
Here's the thing: The women at work compliment my attire almost every week. They even complimented my watch when I was wearing some nondescript smartwatch I wear when I train.
Noone cares about your Rolex.
Only wage slaves use watch
Women compliment my Rolex all the time
I know that’s probably a 6 figure watch but it looks like something you’d buy out of the back pages of National Geographic or Smithsonian magazine for $39.99 + shipping and handling
"Nice watch, fag!" isn't a compliment
Guy who knows nothing about watches talking about watches
people used to have a pocket watch
this was considered annoying
they invented the wristwatch
problem solved
bro why do you have a wristwatch i have a clock in my pocket
you magnificent bastard
You oughta know, sweetie
Why don't people get fake Rolexes? They're indiscernible by anyone but professionals, and you get all the benefits of flexing and attracting women at 5% the price.
The only reason to get a real Rolex is to prove to yourself you have money, which you don't need to.
They're indiscernible by anyone but professionals, and you get all the benefits of flexing and attracting women at 5% the price.
That's what people say, but the reality is that you still know it's fake, and that will reflect in your actions
Also, owning and wearing a fake watch that they otherwise couldn't afford is telling about the person wearing it
Why don't people get fake Rolexes?
Poorfags get them all the time. My friend used to work at a pawn shop and he laughed at all the Fauxeles people came to his shop with. He thought it was even funnier because a lot of them were obviously stolen.
le heckin "functional" jewellery is the most reddit thing at the moment
if you wear a watch for anything but telling the time: You. Are. A. Woman. And. A. Beta.
Impressing the ladies with a passive action? Great. The watch serves the same role as make-up.
Trying to look more important than other men?
Even better. You tell others you have a fragile ego, and every person instinctively knows this. The only people you are impressing are the bottom feeders, who you would've been above anyway, and now just commend your jewelry sycophantly
What's wrong with buying a rolex to tell the time
Aren't Omega watches pretty expensive too though?
that's the fun part
we live in a society, chud. go take a shower.
I bought one a few months ago and the bracelet broke out of nowhere while I was having coffee with a friend who's still making fun of me to this day (he knew it was a fake Rolex though).
This got me kind of scared because I was on Tinder at that time and I bought that fake Rolex to impress the ladies. Fortunately it broke while I was with my asshole bro and not some roastie.
Was this bitch even wearing a watch at all? She shouldn't be rude when she can't even afford to wear a watch herself. Can't stand time beggars!
you are parasiting in social life.
A man's purpose is inherently his triumph over nature (evolution, survival of the fittest).
The purpose of a watch is being a tool to this quest. Telling the time gives you an edge(which can also be done by a phone though).
Jewelry's purpose is triumph over competitors, to attract the attention of someone normally unreachable. A parasitic motive, that in the end is still submissive, since it aims to attract (Beta), and not dominate the elements/nature (Alpha)
look, i dont have money to own a fucking rolex. but im sure 3male millionaires, famous athletes and celebrities fucking the top 0,00001% of women in the world are shaking right now with this post
their ego forever destroyed by the anon basement dweller, they're not masculine enough for you.
guess what, alpha males do try to look more important than other men. it's called competition, testosterone, even animals do this in the jungle. you're just so fucking pathetic you can't even comprehend this concept, and your notion of virtue signalling superiority is playing videogames on a pc instead of a console. thats why you're a maggot, and forever will be a maggot. you're a bug looking at lions and trying to judge them while you're cleaning the shit from the queen ant.
you're a worthless loser, less than a fucking pawn in chess. you're the dust on the chess board.
little mechanical machines to wear on your wrist that tell you the time and look cool
Anon Babble hates it for some weird esoteric reasons
By fucking her face for hours
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