"Here's how I would fix this movie

"Here's how I would fix this movie

Proceeds to throw out the shittiest idea you've ever heard in your life

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I sincerely don't understand why anyone wastes their time with this unbelievably gay friend simulator. A bunch of old failed drunks lamenting over their failed existences. It's sad and the people who watch it are sad.

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Space Cop is definitive proof that his creative decision-making is seriously flawed.

Disney follows his advice and craters Star Wars

Hilarious

Yeah because sitting here reading what amounts to a modern magazine is the same as wasting your existence on a bunch of pathetic failed drunks who sit there and obsess on their faggotry from childhood. Its gay and its sad.

Now on with your regularly scheduled shill thread for this boring trash.

its pretty similar yeah

HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR WATCH MY FAGGOT FRIEND SIMULATOR WITH MY OVER THE HILL DRUNK FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS TOTALLY REAL AND ORGANIC!!!!!!!! WATCH US OBSESS ON THE LATEST GOYSLOP!!!!!!!!!!

This is you.

I'm still mad about the embarrassing possession review

Mike has always had the taste of a film school teacher. For whatever reason he loves adherence to formula and the "rules"

I'll be the judge of that, worry about throwing out less of your shitty opinions anon

Cope however you like, buddy.

LMAO you couldn't be more wrong. He hates film teacher picks like holy mountain and Slacker and can't comprehend it. He flatout said he just thought about TNG episodes like fat turbo sperg he is

Enjoy your faggot friend simulator with your drunk boomer cocksuckers obsessing on the latest goyslop with these completely artificial shill threads for their cocksucking.

Jaya praise of Coogler tops most of his cringe moments

Is he wearing make up?

Loneliness and shared ideologies. Probably lots of failed wannabe filmmakers.

here's how I would fix this youtube review show

proceeds to throw out the shittiest ideas you've ever heard in your life

You could simply stop consuming media you don't enjoy and bothering the rest of us with your impotent seething over your friend simulator,

Him coping during their Rise of Skywalker review trying to say Disney Star Wars wasn't his fault despite the creatives in charge watching and siting the plinkett review for years prior.

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Not pretentious film school I mean no fun allowed film school. Like really you're a film dude but you're gonna scoff at BWP for being unconventional and gobble up MCU slop

Yes anon, they bought star wars for four billion dollars and took all their ideas from a youtuber.

Why would you waste time watching failed old alcoholics do anything? Especially lament over their wasted existences and complete lack of talent? Especially with their obsession is like a drug addiction of goyslop slave cinema that was beaten into them as children? Its incredibly sad for everyone involved.

True his love of tight scripts and story beats is exhausting and then they praise pretty mediocre stuff like kings tide

Somehow didn't pick up a single thing from I Saw The TV Glow and was surprised and didn't believe Jay about the trans subject matter in it.

He's just getting worse from his alcoholic mind at engaging or paying attention at all to films. I mean now they just review films without even watching the whole movie. They're at a whole new level of lazy lately.

I realize the old drunk boomers' answer is to just keep shitting out shitty shill thread after shitty shill thread to try to milk retards on Anon Babble out of goybucks but its just sad and gay. I can't believe anyone would actually do this.

Except fucking JJ Abrams tweeted the plinkett review years prior with Simon Pegg talking about how great it was and how true it was. He 100% took inspiration from the criticisms of the Plinkett review when writing episode 7. And because Abrams is a hack who didn't plan anything to be paid off because he only likes to do mysteries that don't get answered he left it to the hacks at Disney and other writers to figure it out. So he is indirectly responsible in some form.

fat youtube boomer single-handedly killed star wars

Honestly he should be proud of his achievement.

Who's the more foolish? The fool? Or the one who watches his youtube videos?

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I liked how angry he looked when Jay threw out a good idea for how to fix Thunderbolts*.

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So did JJ abrams hire himself?
You're a mentally ill brown desperate to have a parasocial relationship with people who will never know you exist.
Take your fucking pills, stop watching their videos, stop obsessing about them.
It doesn't make you look cool or smart, it makes you look Indian.

get a budget for space cop

film it in fucking digital

I tought they were fans of the room and its film quality and knew about neil Breen's shit digital meme movies, how retarded where jay and mike about that?

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He’s not pretending his pussy doesn’t stink, bitch

If the losers here didn't have rlm to hate watch they'd have nothing else to live for

You should work in a movie theater with how much you're projecting holy shit. Talk about needing to take pills given how much you're obsessed with brown people and assume everyone is one. You're trying way too hard to fit in.

And back to the robotic shill posts that are robotically posted one after another shilling these failed boomer drunks one after another, like every other shill thread for this gay friend simulator.

Odd this pathetic cocksucking faggot equates wasting his life on boomer faggot drunk trash obsessing on slaveslop to pussy stinking. You can just tell this queer is repulsive to all women which is why he needs this faggot friend simulator in the first place. Very sad. But that's the type of retard faggot loser that these type of shill threads attract I guess. People too stupid to realize they're the sucker at the table.