yep, it's kino time
Yep, it's kino time
eating on a bed
That's a small amount of food for an average sized adult
food spread bigger than screen
yep, it's a Anon Babble post
probably has his shoes on too
How come they have potatoes in Lord of the Rings Land but not tomatoes?
finish meal in 10 minutes
there's still another 2 hours 50 minutes to go
but now you're bloated and feel a bit unwell
now there's a grease stain on the bed
the smell of pizza and garlic lingers, making you feel more unwell
start to feel sleepy
turn movie off after 30 minutes
many such cases
Literally me. I’m marathoning the mor dog the rings trilogy and got myself a large bacon pizza, a small garlic bites (basically garlic bread shaped and cut like a pizza), small mozzarella sticks, 7 piece Buffalo wings, small curly fries, 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and buncha crunch only im eating it on tv trays in my basement home theater and I ordered my food from a local place not a national slop chain.
finish succulent, 5-course meal before they even leave hobbiton
tfw extended version
Lord of the rings and fantasy in general is gayer than shit
For what genre would you resplendently feast?
Buddy cop, unironically
Belly pic? I wouldn't mind rubbing your belly and giving you a blowy as you sit back and watch Lord of the Rings.
Just ad headphones because laptop speakers are nonexistent and you're golden.
anon why are you gae
Can you Americans fucking watch a movie without stuffing your face with food?
After a nice meal, I like to sit there watching stuff before brushing my teeth, enjoying the leftover taste in my mouth , specially after something as rich as a good pizza.
This photo feels like IBS, heart burn and obesity
you all are just jealous. this looks super comfy. looks like the life of a free man.
meanwhile you go out on friday night because you want to fit in with the normies, and spend more money only to have an awful time at a bar
do amerifats really?
NOOOO THE AMERICANS DON'T EAT GOAT GUTS AND DRINK MUDDY WATER LIKE THEY DO IN MY SHITHOLEEEE
rent free
So are you top or bottom?
its comfy time
recommend long youtube vid (under 20 min)
Who--or what--is Rhodes?
no alcohol
I'm ready
need honest opinions here, should I get dominos new stuffed crust pizza, or should i get pizza huts stuffed cheese bite pizza crust thing. Please take into account the fact that dominos is probably cheaper so even if its worse unless pizza huts is wayyyy better I want best bang for my buck
If you were to drink while marathoning a movie and devouring food, would you drink beforehand so you're good an buzzed before the food fills your stomach, or would you prefer to drink while eating, savouring the taste of the beverage while knowing you'll likely get less effect with food in your belly?
long youtube vid
under 20 min
long
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junk calories
Anon Babble
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wow holy shit can't relate at all maybe when I'm 40. Not to mention a pizza and a side should be at least 4 meals so you can easily snack on the majority of it throughout the movie and food isn't going to make me sleepy or sick
You know the daily value of saturated fat shouldn't exceed 20g per day right? How much do you think all that is?
Dominos' "new" recipe (post-2010) is much greasier and tastes like it's burnt, so there's that. Otoh, Rush Limbaugh used to endorse PH stuffed crust back in the 90s, so if you've right-wing inclinations, you may wish to support the home team.
god i love mcdonalds but they have the tiniest windows of time where you can get their fries and nuggets and have them not suck, burgers I usually eat heated up either way
well by that logic i should get papa johns cause he was king racist in his hey day
The other month I was a fat piece of shit and I ate 4 pizzas over a long weekend because I couldn't be bothered going out for food, and I regretted it immensely at the other end when it came out like a rock due to all the oil and grease, I had to dig the turd out of my ass and spray it with water to break it up.
Haven't really been in the mood for pizza since.
When I have enough alcohol I generally do both kek. But if not, rather while eating, kinda better because I can focus better on the movie.
This morning I achieved "home run" once again. It's when you are pooping big anaconda turd which breaks water surface before dropping and lands completely silently and without single drop of splash. Like olympic diver.
eat more fiber, drinking coffee has also perfectly aligned my system
how about those ghost shits when they feel big but they somehow slither down the drain and you don't see anything, gives me goosebumps
Do you roll the TP up in your hand and grip and pull or do you simply do a big heave-hoh and poke it with a finger to get it moving
now that shit looks good. what film/show?
All of you are disgusting animals that belong not in a thread where JRR's name is even mentioned.
I usually do fine, it's only when I eat junk food that I get hard shits. This one was just particularly awful.
I mean, when you're that deep the paper just gets in the way. My fingers did smell like shit for a while after despite washing them a few times though.
I just wipe off the toilet bowl before I sit, which always has the side effect of cushioning my turds so they don't splash. We have a low water level in our toilets though, I don't know how Americans live with their balls dangling in it.
What about the "all bark, no bite" shits? Long, loud, and aggressive farts, but no business behind them?
nothing beats some kino and a nice meal
they do!
you would eat all of this by the moment hobbits leave Shire, wouldnt you?
god i love mcdonalds
I unironically don't want to believe you eat all that shit, and choose to believe you're trolling.
Enjoy shitting acidic bile and pissing hot boiling salt water for an hour you fat faggot. Hope your hemmoroids make you bleed out badly.
I don't know how Americans live with their balls dangling in it
We piss standing up.
what kind of pizza?
I think that's true of basically all fast food except maybe pizza. pizza tastes better when it sits under a heat lamp for a while
when I worked graveyard, I would stop at mcdonalds right before they closed and order like 4 mcchickens. I think the cashier was gay and liked me, and he would get me 4 of the freshest and crispiest mcchickens I've ever had in my life. Easily 9/10 even compared to real restaurants.
that threshold must only be like 5 minutes because it's so rare to get decent food.
I'd rather not have liquor hit my stomach while it's empty. Feels like shit.
what kind of pizza?
the only kind that matters
You're all big guys.
pizza is better under heat lamp
My nigger. I worked little Cs for years and I loved it when an old pizza sat in there too long and I'd enjoy it's solidified goodness. Somehow I feel the window is smallest with mcdonalds whereas you have a better chance of getting fresher fries at most other places not named dairy queen
can I get some film recs pls I want to watch movies but not Lotr I have A Silent Voice on my list already
Are you guys really watching your kinos on laptops instead of 65" flagship OLEDs? You're the people who actually download those shitty 1GB encodes aren't you?
Yandex is tight.
Now we're talking
Brokeback Mountain
You don't get really tired after eating? Seems like the appropriate place to be after a few snacks and drinks.
Anyone else like a Bang's Root Beer with their kino?
it's good since 1898™
Bara’s aren’t as good as Mug
Dang that looks good. Too bad I'm keto apart from the 24 beers I consume daily.
Unforgivable. Eating in a living room is acceptable; but the bedroom is only for sleeping, getting dressed, banging, and resting.
i only brush my teeth in the morning and i have never had teeth problems
bangs have caffeine and trust me I can taste the difference, if im having non caffeinated brand name rootbeer its gonna be A&W not trashy mugs
heck yeah
After taking the pic, people put the pizza in the oven right? Theyre not eating lukewarm/cold pizza or hurry to eat it to make sure it's still warm?
For me it's olliet Bangs
I've been on a very strict diet for nearly 3 months now, but it's finally coming to an end.
I can't wait to stuff my face with copious amount of slop this coming Thursday for my birthday. Gonna get myself some mexican food, a box full of candy, takoyaki, pizza, everything.