To overcome the spider's curse, simply quote a Simpson verse from after season 12
To overcome the spider's curse, simply quote a Simpson verse from after season 12
I have three kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and three money?
sneed
Tariffs
walk!? that wasnt part of the deal!
from the simpsons hit and run which was released after season 12
first thing i thought of
They call 'em fingers but I never seen 'em fing. Oh wait, there they go.
Look at all that pink and purple....man our money sure is gay!
If I'm not having sex by the end of this goat-cheese quesadilla, I'm going to scream.
look at the city slicker with his fancy german car!
How ironic. Now he's blind after a life of enjoying being able to see.
The finger thing means the tariffs!
After season 12
I stopped watching when my brother took over as show runner.
I only came here to Anon Babble share a Sneed phenomenon.
This the building that our grandfather (Al Jean the first) had his hardware store that was a feed store first.
The upstairs is now a dodgy massage parlor. This occurred AFTER the joke aired. Yes, the site of Al Jean's feed and seed is now (in addition to a party store, pizzeria, dance studio, and coffee/ice cream shop) a FUCK AND SUCK.
Anyway, I went in for the first time and the place smelled awful. But the stairwell still smells like grass seed.
So if any of (you) are in metro Detroit, you can stop by 29950 w.12 mile and smell it yourself. The OG Sneed seed, as it were.
No, I didn't talk to anyone or get service and I can't confirm it's a rub&tug, but what do you honestly think?
Hey it's <Insert Celebrity Here>!
Who I am, pic related. I was here when our mom died of anyone remembers.
Anyway, just thought I'd share.
27!
from after season 12
I will find you and destroy you.
dodgy
Congrats on giving away your larp, you non-American.
D'oh!
Well pardon us, Mr Gucci Loafers!
I considered not using that word because someone like (you) might say that, but I anticipated that such a response would allow me the excuse to post more, and make you rethink your powers of deduction.
So you need attention
A little, it's mother's Day weekend and I'm sad. I won't go any further than that unless (you) really want to know.
Anyway, here's the best I can find on short notice. Our sister made this book for me. There's an old picture of Al and a production script.
Not American
You want my to post my gun safe?
Badger my ass! It's probably Millhouse.
I suppose any of these would do.
I've never actually read this.
But anyway, if I was going to larp, I'd pick a better show.
Also, I cropped those pics, why are they still rotated?
I don't know what you mean.
Anyway, I'm explaining that Sneed's/Chuck's is a real place you can visit and I'm the larper?
Whatever. You're welcome for getting the character brought back.
No, rats can't be trapped this easily, you're trapped like... carrots.
I randomly caught the Italian job Harry Potter spoof episode with Neil gaiman which was actually a very good episode
20 dollars? but I wanted a peanut
20 dollars can buy many peanuts
explain how
money can be exchanged for goods and services
pretty much any dialogue with homer and his brain is gold. the idea that his brain is a separate entity in itself is hilarious
Fundie
Trust fund or Christian fundamentalist?
We were Catholic and middle class.
He's rich, I'm not, and he's not that rich (the kikes fucked him and Mike out of the promised merch %, yes, Mike is very jewish) and we're not Catholic anymore.
Are (you) sure (you) aren't the ESL? I'm having trouble understanding you.
I literally just sent that to my brother.
I don't know if he still has any power to affect the show, since Mom died I don't get any gossip, but there you go. Your post went directly to the man responsible for post season 10 Simpsons.
I'm pooped... I'm going to bed.. Bed?! YEHEHOOOO!!! *does a jig
I am who I say I am, and I'm not even sure you're human.
You feel like a janny, if not a chatbot operated by an intelligence agency.
(I'm not using the usual name on a thread where I'm basically doxxing myself. Glow.)
from after season 12
The simpsons died with phil hartman.
Awful fast comment deletion. Most interesting. Lol.
I just noticed this script is signed by Nancy Cartwright.
I could compare the table read to the finished show, but IDK where the DVDs are if they're still around, in not sure I have anything to pay them on and I'm too lazy to pirate it. And I don't really care.
Let's see if this one rotates. I absolutely cropped it.
I only recently found out the details about that. Fucking horrible. I never liked Andy Dick.
When you search for "Phil Hartmans wife A... Google stops auto completion. They don't want you to know I guess.
Why was there a giant spider on a "realistic" non-Treehouse of Horror episode anyway?
t. (You)
How dare he give drugs to someone who asked for them 6 months before she went on a killing spree?! It must be his fault!
I hate andy dick more than most people but come on. If it wasn't him, she'd have sucked a nigger to get it. I thought the timeline was a lot closer than that. 6 months? Ok
from after season 12
???
the Simpsons ended back in 1998,in its 10th season
dunno what you talking about
I'm intrigued but how do I know you aren't just an avid collector of simpsons memorabilia?
from after season 12
the hell man... uhhh. i only like some treehouse after zombie simpsons. the pierce brosnan episode is alright. it's the first episode after 9/11.
That's a fair question.
Other than why would anyone larp as Martin Prince, I dunno.
You think I want to be the fat nerd?
Anyway, even if I'm larping the fact that the head writer from season 11 on worked at and lived behind a hardware store that was an old feed and seed can be easily confirmed and I was just there today. It doesn't charge the fact that it's a (probable) fuck and suck that smells like grass seed.
hometownlife.com
mlive.com
mlive.com
So I have his brother's middle school yearbook, pictures of him from the 1970/80's and know about Marty.
Honestly me being me is less interesting than someone who would bother faking this
did anyone else have to go to bed before this show came onas a kid. this shit came on at like 8pm and by thst point my mom wa ted to watch her shows.
The spider has no curse, this doesn't rhyme, OP is a humongous nigger.
I wish I still had my unique Itchy and Scratchy show bag but these days you can get anything made and it was stolen or of my car, they broke the window to get it. I should have hid it
I miss Phil Hartman
post a pic. cant imaginethey broke the window to get that
We didn't have digital cameras in our pockets in the 90's. I didn't own a film camera. There are no pictures of it. Why do you think I had to dig out a book my sister made for me when I was a baby?
fucking tard i didnt mean post a picture of the literal one you owned. post an exaple also you said it was unique didnt say it was 1 of a kind hand made
It was unique!
Lady Gaga?!
you pledge allegiance to the flag...and the flag is made in China!
Not me
Try to imagine a world without the Internet. It wasn't one of a kind, it had a Simpsons logo tag attached. I'll look
One minute later
Here it is. I think this is the one. Didn't have to scroll far.
Can you tell your brother to quit making shitty Simpsons episodes?
what did you store in there
some casette tapes
“I finished before we came in!”
No more than I can send him this.
I did keep him updated on the "sign tapping" thing on Anon Babble
For the record, the sign tappers were perfectly correct. That's why they buried it in signal to noise.
I'm not sure how much influence he still has. I stopped watching it long before season 12. I think the last one I watched intentionally was the poochy episode.
I was using it for clothes. Work, exercise, clubbing. Great conversation piece.
I went to Leland City club in Detroit and forgot it was visible. Came out afterwards, window smashed, bag gone.
imagine breaking into a car and all you took was some clothes
The bag itself was a nice score if they knew to sell it for what it was. There wasn't anything else of value in there.
But Detroit crack heads will steal the copper wires out of truck trailers. I was distracted and foolish. I usually got there early and parked closer to the entrance. I came late that day and stayed till close (4am). Very stupid. Didn't get laid either.
Nice. I'm friend's with Mike Reiss' brother. He was actually my math tutor growing up, and probably the only Jew I've ever liked. He also used to call Mike a "real Schlomo." Do Mike and your brother keep in touch?
I wasn’t allowed to watch it because occasionally they would mention sex stuff in it. Most of my opinion on humor comes from aqua teen which I would stay up late and watch in middle school. Simpsons already lost any real interest to me by the age I was allowed to watch it (yes, even classic Simpsons isn’t that funny to me).
aqua teen is superior so we lucked out desu
s11e05
Well la de dah Mr Old Simpsons purist!
As for Mike, someone told me he was on that submarine that imploded (obviously not the time but an early voyage) but I can't confirm that. I did see that he's giving lectures on cruise ships for some reason, but I was just looking at cruise ship videos out of boredom.
Hah, if only Mike was in there. No ill will to him, but one of the jokes his brother used to tell me was about a "Jew in a Can." I would've called Steve immediately.
why did he die was he st upid or somhing
We do look jewish, but it's the French side. Maybe same thing. Who knows?
I'm really sorry to hear that. I'm a new father with 2 under 3, and I get sick imagining anything happening to them. I can't imagine what you go through, but I hope you keep close to the people that love you.
Wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy
cringe lyric regardless
Drowned. Not stupid, foolish. I wasn't there.
Have more.
Nothing else matters.
I could think of like three nu-Simpsons episodes, and when I looked them up they all were from season 12.
So why don't you like your brother's direction for the simpsons? Seems like there's a beef between you two. You don't talk about him very fondly.
i recently looked up if drowning was a peacful way to die 50 % say it is 50% says its the worst way to die and very painful to drown. i bet its peaceful desu. once you swallow that water you gp to sleep
Not fondly
You're misinterpreting autism and Irish American Catholic culture. That's how we are.
Before everybody lives happily ever after, might I just make a suggestion based on my political beliefs that will end everybody's good fortune?
— Lisa "Wet Blanket" Simpson
Just left to go hold them again.
I agree.
Also, me not watching the show anymore had more to do with just moving on. At the end of the poochy episode Bart and Lisa change the channel and don't watch it even though it's back to what they said they wanted. I just turned off the TV and went outside.
He's effectively 15 years older than me I'm terms of k-12 education. He would have been held back for having an early birthday so Mom put him in private school for 1 year then when he was in public school he skipped a grade so when I was still in grade school he was writing so TV became so important in our household. I wore the VCR tape of airplane 2 the sequel out (the naked boobies scenes). I was watching HBO because of "not necessarily the news"
This guy? I had the opposite problem. Falling asleep in class because I stayed up to watch Johnny Carson.
youtu.be
I was reading an article in the Harvard Lampoon about how to fuck Barbara Bush (he didn't write it) and asked my mom "what's a rim job?"
I don't even remember what I'm replying to. I should sleep.
Don't let them see too much media either
See post above
Woah, they look just like Dad's.
Oh yeah, my point was it wasn't just this show, I spent the rest of the 90's avoiding tv and movies.
That was what I was trying to say.
Both my wife and I regret the amount of adult media we saw too young growing up, so I agree. I used to stay up until 4am for the 15-minutes shows Adult Swim used to air, but thankfully I schooled from home, so I didn't have to wake up on time. Still, it took me getting married to get a somewhat normal sleep schedule. Not worth it.