Cannibal Edition.
/hor/ - Horror General
This is the thread.
post webms
Watch anime horror if you have the balls.
Kolobos and such
Cannibal edition
Based. This is the thread Lowlifebros
Watch Vincent Price kino.
Don't forget to report lowlifesfag every thread. MODS
This is a Lowlifes thread, cuck
This thread is more suited for my tastes
tonight's kino
candyman 1992
Candyman is good but that newest one sucked shit.
kino indeed
Troma > Full Moon
Part 3 is officially the best F13th film according to Anon Babble
Essential zombie flicks.
This movie was disgusting but the milf tits were nice.
Kolobos is the worst film I've ever seen next to Lowlifes
what are you guys watching this halloween season?
old Troma? maybe. nu Troma? not by a mile
I disagree about nu-Troma. At least they still give a shit. The Return to Nukem High movies ae fun as fuck and even the Shakespeare Shitstorm movie was gross and had effort put into it especially in it's effects. Modern Full Moon makes shit that's not even feature length and put nothing entertaining in the movies themselves. They literally just don't give a shit anymore.
Imagine not watching kino
Who are they greeting, Dracula? Vampires are technically cannibals after all.
was Danzig right?
they may give a shit but i certainly don't(about their reboots).
You haven't even seen the new Toxic Avenger yet though
What do you guys eat when you watch /hor/?
Creepshow is kino. Imagine getting filtered by colors.
he didnt like the blue/red effects
yeah I could see why, big chunks of the screen end up being blacked out too with weird outlines
the sequel is even worse for the horrendously cheap animated transitions
they finally got it right with tales from the darkside the movie, which shit all over the quality of the show its based off of
Lowlifes
I like the show though
Now this is really fucking good
How about you kill yourself you faggot spammer
i'm really not interested by what i saw and heard so far
get your "big break" in mediocre horror movie
get stuck starring in shitty horror movies forever
many such cases
that h3 "review"
Kek. Fuck Halloween 3.
I've head nothing but praise
Bruce Campbell
It's literally the best film in the entire franchise outside of the original
best vamp?
people have praised stuff i don't care about and it doesn't make me care more
10+ of these are dracula or dracula ripoffs
people have praised stuff i don't care about and it doesn't make me care more
such as vaginas apparently
It looks like this really is the thread that's gonna stick around in the end then so reposting from the other one:
It's a comedic gross-out drama at best
That's not how it works. Gross-out comedy is bodily fluids meaning piss and shit and vomit. Anything else like blood and guts falls under the horror umbrella, hence the terms "splatter cinema" and "body horror". That's why a lot of horror comedies tend to either tone down or just entirely drop the suspense in favor of more gore because it's easier to balance the comedy with the horror this way.
Dracula Untold starring Sarah Gadon
ad hom
why so hurt?
I requested webms earlier and no one is delivering
Halloween 3 is the best
Praising Halloween 3 is the ultimate contrarian opinion. Yeah it's weird, yeah it has maybe one good scene, but it will never be a good film, much less one of "the best."
company of wolves is also not a horror movie much like the substance
Praising Halloween 3 is the ultimate contrarian opinion
Yeah 30 years you fucking retard. Lmao. I guess I'm a contrarian for also thinking The Thing is a masterpiece.
He thinks I'm seething because his thread is dead lmao
He is right though
why is this thread so toxic allofassuden? take your chill pills motherfuckers
nah reeks of incel projection
The Fog theme > Halloween theme
liking vaginas and making fun of gay virgins makes someone an incel who projects?
vagina as status is an incel dalit position yes. nothing special about dipping your biscuit unless your are ugly as shit
my Korean vampire waifu.
This movie gives me the creeps. It's just so off. How do you even pitch movie like this? How do you even explain it's tone? What could have possibly influenced something like this
gay fingers typed this post. Nice armchair psychoanalysis though, dork. Kek
This, so underrated
I love it so much, easily one of my favorite halloween movies, along with trick r' treat and Halloween tree.
incel dalit monkeyfaced pissman aka Lowlifes poster shares his microdick feefees
dude your shit got rekt and this spastic levels of shitpost is proof of it. You're shook
SAAAR DO NOT REDEEM
The Substance is not horror
I knew it was you just from the way you post. Horror gatekeepers really are the biggest bunch of pseuds but I'm glad you've identified yourself so easily for future reference.
This is the level of intellect that your horror gatekeepers possess:
If you want good horror, watch these
Nightbeast
based
What the fuck are you on about schizo
is the other thread still up or did it finally get nuked?
Why would you @ him? Now he will hold your leg for 3 threads. RIP
Not only are you weirdos posting whole year to these threads, now you start planning Halloween in May. Hmmm maybe I should too
I was just curious to know what was on their future watchlist.
I agree with him on Creepshow, I always found it pretty corny. The Crate is good though
It's literally based on a campy comic book series. Of course there's a level of corniness to it. Danzig is a retard because he literally doesn't understand that aspect of it
Can zombies truly be considered cannibals? Isn't it fair to say they're a different species at that point?
you can be both
They're human corpses.
Cannibal Corpses.
meant to (You)
(who do you think you're fooling here exactly?)
Explain why The Substance isn't a horror movie then because you haven't been able to explain why you think something isn't a horror movie even once without being completely dishonest or relying very poorly on argumentum ad populum or appealing to authority.
Dude your argument hinges on a rigid definition of "gross-out" as limited to bodily fluids like piss, shit, and vomit, claiming that blood and guts automatically fall under horror, specifically "splatter cinema" or "body horror." This oversimplifies genre boundaries and ignores the tonal and narrative context that defines a film's genre. The movie uses exaggerated gore and body horror elements not to evoke fear or suspense, core horror traits, but to amplify its satirical and comedic commentary on beauty standards and self-obsession. The film's over-the-top visuals, like grotesque transformations, lean into absurdity and dark humor, aligning more with comedic drama than horror's typical aim to unsettle. For example, films like Death Becomes Her use similar grotesque effects for comedy without being classified as horror. Genre isn't dictated solely by the type of grossness but by how those elements serve the story's tone and intent, supporting your view that The Substance plays out as a comedic drama with gross-out effects rather than a horror film.
What the fuck is your problem schizo
Kek anon BTFO.
supporting your view that The Substance plays out as a comedic drama with gross-out effects rather than a horror film.
Literally AI generated.
refute ONE thing
cannibal movies ae pretty retarded.
Not everyone is ready to live that Linnea Quigley lifestyle