Henceforth you shall be known as Darth

but your secret codename that shall be known only to me is Tenis

I-I'm like gorilla dick, baby

Parnabus Jerm'ackson

Shitto

Sneed

Sideous Jr. You are my son Anakin.

Does Force Lightning really fuck you up this bad? Those are some severe worry wrinkles he's got now

i do wish they had a good line to try explaining where the name Vader came from. even with ian's masterful acting, it's an ass pull.

Brooks

thanks to wookieepedia autism, you can choose your own adventure when it comes to explanations

the lightning fucked him up

not good enough, i need more

well actually he was using the dark side of the force to mask his true appearance, see, and when his own lightning hit him, it cancels out and that's how he actually looks like etc etc

just go with yeah, the magic lightning fucked him good. then turn your brain off for why luke didn't melt when he got the full blast.

Nader

Voldemort

Tut

grok. how big are gorilla dicks?

Gorilla penises are relatively small compared to their body size, averaging about 1.1 to 1.5 inches (3-4 cm) when erect. This is due to their social structure, where dominant males (silverbacks) face less sperm competition, reducing the need for larger genitalia. Data comes from primate studies, like those by Alan Dixson. If you want more context or comparisons, let me know.

hahaha! you have a tiny peener.

face clearly gets melted by lightening on film

wookiepedia: no acshually

I fucking hate wookiepedia so fucking much

heh

tell me about it

This has to be an elaborate trolling attempt.

Retard here but I was always under the impression that all Lords, after a certain point, start looking "evil" as a consequence of their prolonged closeness to the dark side.

BTW is that dark side TV show or whatever worth it or should I continue reading the books?

I thought this was the answer too. Do too much dark side stuff and it permanently deforms you.

dubs

What is "real"? How do you define "real"?

makes sense because Anakin's eyes immediately get messed up after he turns

Sheev unintentionally melts his own face

Sheev melts himself on purpose to lure Anakin into thinking he's helpless to garner sympathy

Sheev always looked like that and the zappies revealed his true form

Due to the really hammy acting from Sheev, I'd personally go with that he zappy'd himself on purpose to get Anakin to feel bad for him

yeah i jive with that: being evil deforms you while being pure shows your true self. like real life evils, such as addiction, others recognize it on you while you might not recognize it on yourself.

the issue is that palpatine went 180 looking normal to having a melted face, presumably due to the lightning

DRUMPF

you already cut off his hands, behead him too

i shouldn't

really should've followed your instincts there bucko

fuck it. he was old and he was gonna die soon anyway

Procrastinus

Count Dracula

Count Dooku

Pottery

Oldfags remember the Darth Brooks meme. It was always my name on Habbo Hotel pool raids.

lmao

Trannyus

"I shouldn't..."

"It's not the Jedi way!"

Anakin was trying really hard to be a good boy, but both sides were pushing him, even Yoda

I'm really trying to come up with a stronger argument as to why it's more a factor of the dark side rather than the self roast but can't. They really want people to believe it was the lightning.

Darth Ass

he looks literally like ass

we could send aliens only the wookipedia and they'd know all about humanity
starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Fork

Shiffmo.

thats a sith legend

Dongus

Grape

start looking "evil" as a consequence of their prolonged closeness to the dark side.

Takes a physical toll. IRL yellow eyes would be from jaundice/liver stress (like The Witcher, slonking all those poisonous potions).

Anon Babble used to be pure fun “do it for the lolz” etc. 15 years ago. I hope this reset after it was shutdown makes it go back to that.

Rise of Skywalker confirms he's just stupid, albeit still smarter than the jedi

HITLER

if you listen to Sam's Boiston stand up thing he actually just reads sketch ideas for world peace 2 for the last 15 minutes (this thing is years old, it's not the nu-grift thing he's been doing) and one of them is someone boasting about having a gorilla dick and the narrator explaining they have very small dicks

I'll always chuckle at the fact that Ray Park "accidentally" uploaded a video of himself getting a blow job from his wife just weeks before he was to start working on a new Maul project. The role of Maul was then fully turned over to the voice actor of Maul in the Clone Wars and the guy who played Starkiller. So if anything with Maul ever gets made it'll be the Starkiller guy instead of Park.

Upload smutty videos of your own wife just so you can get out of having to do anymore Star Wars shit

I didn't know it was that bad

he's just stupid

How can a retard be elected Supreme Chancellor

there's retards in charge of virtually every government on the planet and you think one somehow wouldn't end up in charge of the galaxy!

But he explicitly gained that position through subterfuge that no mere retard could pull off.

Your father was killed by Darth.
He was a good friend.

I left your father to die, slow-roasting to perfection on the lava bank, instead of mercy killing him and putting him out of his misery. And he was a good friend

Heh heh yeah

Raper.

then I carried your unconscious mother aboard a starship and raped her while you and your sister were in her womb Luke. And is what I said to you and your sister as the tip my cocked pressed against your mothers cervix.

BALLS, BONG.

Yitler

Nigler

I fucking hate you. Not even playing. I bet you're the same guy who keeps shitting up every Star Wars thread with pervert shit.

Jewish

Kness

Somehow

actually, that's me. sorry, not sorry

Jar Jar