Mmmm slop

Salad woman is dead

Why is chicken in burgers so shit? It's always chewy and gross as hell

Noooooooo you can't just enjoy some burgers

Why did this ad make people so assmad again?

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Don't fucking post it

Correct me if I'm wrong, but i remember it being the absurdity of people so happy about burgers they'd dance food in hand.

It's an ugly and obnoxious advert for globohomo and laziness.

Yeah, people are "mad" about the Burgers, and not the almost intentionally disgusting-looking Amimation-Style and the brain-dead content ("brain-dead" even for an ad).

slopslop

Grow up

I’ve been away from America a bit but my dad pointed out something when I got back and it’s how every other commercial has dancing in it. I’m assuming it’s a result of TikTok being popular but it’s absolutely everywhere.

dancing makes you happy
you should try dancing one day, anon

It's the dumbing-down of media.
Why bother communicating even a slightly more complex or nuanced message about why people should bother to buy your product when you can just show people mindlessly dancing around (i.e. communicating "PRODUCT GOOD, PRODUCT MAKE YOU HAPPY!" in the simplest possible non-verbal way)? It transcends cultural and even language-barriers, and its such a simple message that even the dumbest possible consumer can understand it.
General Audiences are getting dumber & dumber and Ad Executives are terrified of ads being "too smart/complicated" for their entire customer-base to implicitly understand.

That doesn't change the fact that it's weird and out of place.

I don't like dancing and am horrible at it, but I like to see other people doing it in music videos and and so on. Dancing for product or corporation is one of the most soul sucking things.

Sounds about right. I keep getting advertisements on Youtube about some mobile game where some guy says "Night is upon us and the Red Gooner gang just brought the Rizzler to edge me. Keep slinging those arrows. He's trying to enter from the backside". Just the most brain dead slop you can imagine and being shown to kids.

Ephmeis on the ugly.
They are all mystery meat golems

Ehh sadly I’m not even surprised by rule 34 porn of Renato (the grubhub mascot)

Fuck off doordash shill

I don't like dancing and am horrible at it,

drink three beers and listen to the song Camel Walk by Phish, move your hips and shoulders to the bass and the guitar punctuations. Congratulations, you can dance.

Sometimes I'm listening to a song with such good vibes, I'll subconsciously stand up and dance in front of my computer

dancing makes you happy

listening to dancefloors by my morning jacket, you should check it out. The chord progression on this goes straight to my lizard brain, it's like ASMR or something

a fried chicken sandwich isn't slop.

Because they made it look absolutely revolting.

because Anon Babble's userbase is primarily angry, lonely, depressed men. Everything makes Anon Babble mad.

Yes, clearly that's the only reason anyone would dislike this commercial.
That's also why this commercial ONLY got backlash from Anon Babble, and not from just everyone in general.

he asked why it makes everyone mad, not dislike it. You should be indifferent about a commercial for a product you'll never use or buy. You shouldn't let it effect your mood at all. It's a commecial for God sake. But Anon Babble users can't do that, they let every little insignificant thing that has no bearing on their life effect their mood and emotions. That's what I'm getting at. Anon Babble is victim complex: the website. Everything wrong with their life is everyone elses fault. It's really sad.

quote from asshurt Anon Babble user

get over yourself you stupid faggot

Thanks for proving my point that Anon Babble users are angry.

LEAVE THE CORPORATION ALOOOONE!!!

That's all I'm hearing, faggot.

If you make ugly, obnoxious ads, people are going to complain.
They made an ugly, obnoxious ad, and people complained.
That's really all there is to it.

You can call that people "getting mad" all you want but at the end of the day it's a shit ad and there are only so many reasons you'd ever have a problem with people saying so.

Everybody you disagree with is "angry"! That means you win, and they lose! You won!
Do you feel satisfied? Do you feel accomplished?

what I'm saying is it's a waste of energy to have an opinion about it at all. It's a commercial, who cares? You're the one who sounds mad to me, by the way.

Please explain why you think anybody is genuinely "mad" rather than just expressing their disgust/dissatisfaction with a poorly-made, ugly-looking advertisement.
You seem to be doing a lot of assuming here in order to create a narrative.

it's a waste of energy to have an opinion

And yet, here you are, doing exactly that. And it's on something EVEM MORE insignificant than an ad everybody hated.

i have to keep comsooming!
the problems of the world will disappear if i keep CONSOOMING!

I'm not saying you're angry because I disagree with you, I'm saying you're angry because calling someone a 'stupid faggot' is the behaviour of an angry person, because angry people tend to attack others personally with insults.

GrubHub PR Defense Force is unironically a thing now

Dear God just end it all already...

no it's because asked why it makes everyone so assmad and no one called him on it. I was speaking more generally about Anon Babble being mad here though, and I wouldn't call it a controversial statement to say Anon Babble is, generally speaking, filled with a bunch of angry, lonely men. Even someone new to this site would see that quite quickly.

why?

long but accurate. Worth the read

that guy isn't me. I called you a stupid faggot because you're stupid, and you're a faggot. Idk if you know this, but you're also a Anon Babble user. A particularly dumb one who loves to suck dicks and get fucked in the ass, but a Anon Babble user howm'st'everbeit.

I'm not saying you're angry because I disagree with you

Lol yes you are.
People were disgusted by this ad and said so. Meanwhile, you've got some sort of bizarre psychological compulsion to defend a GrubHub ad, of all things, but for whatever reason you feel compelled to do that it also drives you to deflect any criticism levied at this ugly corpo advertisement as people just being """mad""", I.e. you get to denigrate them as being "overly emotional and irrational", and thus win the argument.
This is Weasely, Disengenous Arguing 101, dipshit, especially om the Internet. You're not fooling anybody. People have been wise to your tricks for 20 years now.

you sound like the faggot to me anon, what with all those gay thoughts swirling around in your head all day. What you typed is really gay, and they were original thoughts you had, not me.

no one called him on it

SEVERAL people called him on it, you lip-smacking retard.

it’s a food commercial what did you retards expect

Lol yes you are.

A 10 year old would be able to understand that one who calls another person a stupid faggot is probably angry. I don't know what else to say.

For it to make the food look appealing?
For it to make the product that they are advertising look appealing?
For it to do anything OTHER than just elicit guttural disgust & annoyance from the audience?

This is Advertising 101, Anon. It's not complicated stuff.

I can hear this webm

OOK OOK OOK

A 10 year old would be able to understand that one who calls another person a stupid faggot is probably angry

Alternatively, they are just annoyed and are accurately describing your behavior as being typical of somebody who is in fact a stupid faggot. Which is what is happening here.

Why are you chimping out? Was your grease sandwich cold when the driver dropped it off?

n-no u

kill yourself

People don't understand the significance of this ad. It singlehandedly killed Grubhub. It sits at 25 million views on youtube and 400K likes. The dislikes have to be in the millions mark. After the ad aired, they have never made another animated ad ever again. They basically closed their marketing dept. They had to sell the company for 7 billion dollars to a euro brand a few months after it came out and that company had to sell the brand to another company just last year for 900 million. A 90%+ loss in 4 years. This is the ugliest, most worst advertisement ever made.

anon you don't understand, he, a Anon Babble user, isn't like us other Anon Babble users. In his mind calling him a gay retard is tantamount to being so mad that you nuked your reddit account with a gorillion upcummies. He can't simply be a dumb gay guy, that's inconceivable.

that company had to sell the brand to another company just last year for 900 million

650* lmao

people dancing with food in commercials is ridiculous

you’re nuts bro

stupid faggot acting like a stupid faggot

projects

many such cases

You live in the projects, poorfag

one hour after getting dogpiled

heh... I bet you're poor.... (and white)....

no reddit, you don't fit in

stupid faggot acting like a stupid faggot

projects

lol how is it in projects nigger?

Having an opinion about a thing is not the same as having an opinion about people having opinions about a thing. Why can't people understand this? Every time somebody asks why people care so much about something, you get smartasses with their "haha you commented, that means you care too" responses. No, that's just not how it works.

It's funny how it's always those accusing others of being angry who come off as the most angry. Can't count how many times I've posted something in a completely calm and reasonable tone only to be bombarded with insults, some times in all caps, claiming I'm angry.

Nigga shut the fuck up

had to bitch and moan not once... but twice

Hit a nerve brokeboi?

LEAVE THE CORPORATION ALOOOONE!!!

That's all I'm hearing, faggot.

How exactly are you hearing that? He said nothing about the corporation at all. He's just saying there's no reason to let one particular commercial upset you. 90% of all commercials are annoying as hell, so how exactly is this one supposed to stand out and be worth getting angry about?

Why are you so angry?

everyone who makes fun of something must also be INSANELY FURIOUS at said thing

Who was the first seething idiot that came up with this stupid non-argument? I have to find this man/woman/thing so I can relentlessly bully it until the end of time for my amusement.

are you? why?

everyone who makes fun of something must also be INSANELY FURIOUS at said thing

Why are some people simply incapable of reading what a post actually says? Instead, you manage do read something completely different that you can use as projection to make yourself look better, while in reality you're only making yourself look like a retard who can't read.

We're not angry, we're just making fun

This is my favorite Anon Babble cope.

everyone is le mad (anger is an illegitimate emotion btw because uhm... the politicians said so!)

imagine being this gay

HE called ME mad?? that's MY trick!

This thread is a great example of why payment doesn't necessarily encourage actual effort. This board deserves a better class of shills.

If you post something I don't like, you must have been paid to do so

I wish this was actually a thing, because then I'd sign up immediately.

everything is le paid shills!

they're just underage retards who think they're fighting drumpfler by being a big faggot on a website mostly populated by 35 year old nihilists

stupid faggot acting like a stupid faggot

projects

lol, it did it again. Whats it like being a broke nigger?

You really think they'd hire you? You suck at this
The zoomies need jobs too, and this is perfect for them. No IRL face-to-face interactions, no skills needed, just cry on the Internet on behalf of some corporation.
Do you actually have any projects going on or do you just sit around bitching all day?

The only people who are mad about this ad are americans because they got to see what disgusting slobs they really are.

jammin out fr fr

Do you actually have any projects going on

just your mother's ass anon, your dad is begging me too but I have too much on my plate atm, They both want me to ask you to move out btw

anon, they do it for free

I'd do a gay little dance for a nice chicken sandwich about now too

BASTARD I SEX YOUR MOTHER BLOODY BENCHOD

Good morning saar!

Why did Covid create so many dances?

If you want to stay anon they are going to start charging you rent...Up to you big fella

Unironically though. Dancing for a couple minutes everyday will change your whole life.

not from just everyone in general

Lmao

You can tell that this dude isn't angry at all

listening to live performances of phish will change your life even more

I'll just stay inside your head, since it's free. Pretty spacious in here too.

You can have the last word big fella, as I don't live with my parents and own my own house with a wife and kids and you clearly need this. Have a fun one on fortnight kiddo :)

I have no idea how people can stand to spend this kind of dosh on delivery. Turns a twenty dollar meal - which is fucking bad enough - into fortyish dollars and you don't even get the 'restaurant service' that normally tries to justify paying extra. It's such a bad fucking deal but I know minimum wage workers who order doordash daily. Fucking I make six figures and I balk at the cost of this shit. It's beans and rice and Aldis bulk chicken for me, the world is so retarded expensive. Cant even comprehend how the very poor are surviving.

I know people who live a five minute walk from the pizza place, but they still pay $10 plus tip to have it delivered.

SAYO
*SHITTY RECORDER*
SA
SA
SA
SAYO!

Yeah you have inoperable stage 4 cancer but here's a retarded dance.

ISOLATED

kek, the woman looking away in horror.