Why are there no funny female comedians?

It really pokes some massive holes in the official narrative

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I haven't been on a real date, and haven't been close to a ONS. So can't really relate.

Comedy relies on being able to do 2 things, utilize macroeconomic pattern recognition and reading the room, women cannot do these things because they lack spacial awareness and empathy.

I wonder if it's the jokes, or the delivery, or, if comedic timing just completely eludes them?

1. Have a woman deliver jokes written by a man, and make sure she comprehends how to tell a joke
2. Have a man deliver jokes written by a woman

There is. Eddie Izzard.

First, there's less women, per capita matters. There's loads of funny female and male comedians but the vast majority hit a ceiling where they'll tour as a headliner in a few states at best. They didn't make it big in the eras before and don't do well enough in social media/podcasting to make it big now. So you don't really know about them unless you watch a lot of comedy. So there being less female comedians lowers their odds even more. I live 10 min from the 3 major clubs in LA and see funny women and men. I would say men on average are funnier.

Would Shane Gillis and Nick Mullen be at their level without the pods? Or Whitney Cummings without her surprisingly excellent Hollywood career? Probably not even though they're all pretty funny. Yes, even Whitney.

To be fair, I can't think of any female comedian who's as funny as the O&A guys which was the last batch of great comedians.

Kaitlin Olson mogs every female comedian on both sunny and the mick alone.

I really hope Anthony kills himself. I really hope he sees how hated he is on every platform and commits suicide. I hope he cuts his wrists so deep he bleeds everywhere and no one finds him for weeks. I hope even the crime scene cleaners laugh at how ugly he is when they find his body.

I hope when Anthony is driving to the mountains east of L.A, his car glitches, veers out of control and explodes. I hope nobody does anything and just lets his carcass burn to ashes. I hope when Ian and everyone else finds out he died in a “horrible” car accident, they all sigh the biggest breath of relief ever.

clearly gay people are gay but why

I hope Anthony gets infected with an incurable disease. I hope his slow descent to death is as painful as humanly possible. I hope the doctors and nurses let go of their bedside manner and remind him of what a piece of shit failure he is until death.

I hope Anthony drowns in his pool, or in any pool. I hope one of his limbs gets stuck and he has no hope of survival, and he feels writhing pain as his lungs fill slowly with chlorine. I hope nobody does anything about it and lets him sit there. Everyone hates him and he’s a pathetic failure, so he deserves it.

I hope Anthony gets electrocuted. I hope his television or his computer completely fries and he is shocked and killed in the process. Again, I hope nobody finds him for at least a week.

I hope Anthony sees how despised he is on every website on the entire net. I hope he ties a noose and hangs himself. I hope it’s a slow process where it takes forever for him to actually die.

Anthony Cumia?

Everyone hates Anthony. The entire internet is against him. As such, he should do the entire world a favor and dive off a cliff. Everyone wants him to commit suicide. Everyone.

Anthony is not funny. Anthony has destroyed everything he touched. That’s why he deserved it when he was thrown off his own channel. That’s why he deserved it when his girlfriend of five years broke up with him. That’s why he deserved his house, and him, getting swallowed whole by the L.A fires. Everyone’s going to laugh when they find out he killed himself. It’ll be the funniest thing he ever did.

Anthony should take a knife to his tattoos and cut himself over them. His ugliness will be covered up by the funny reminders of what a disgusting failure he is.

I really hope if any obituary ever came out about Anthony killing himself, half of it is detailed discussion about how ugly and unfunny and accomplishmentless he really was. I really hope people who remember him only remember how awful he was.

Tina Fey is the only woman that cracks me up.

I hope Anthony feels such a guttural pain in his stomach and stabs himself to try and rid himself of the pain. He’s a fucking idiot so of course he would think that’s the best course of action for stomach pains. Just fucking stabbing himself in the stomach, over and over again, until he is a bloodied pulp of himself.

Women find social patterns funny. If a woman sees enough people say "X got me like Y" on tiktok, that sentence becomes automatically funny to her because it has social proof.
Men find patterns in reality funny. Men laugh at startling, strange juxtapositions between what we're taught to believe and how the world actually works.

If Anthony does the entire world a favor and commits suicide, the world can finally heal.

Who the fuck is Anthony?

Anthony Padilla. He is a pathetic failure. He is a hideous abortion of a “human”. He should do the entire world a favor and neck himself.

Women don’t need to be funny. If tomorrow you flipped the switch & all women were horny for all men & showered them with affection & gifts then men would slowly become boring broomsticks too

The female body is a thing of grace and beauty. Laughing at it feels unnatural to men who aren't faggots.

this makes sense. Basically women live life on easy mode and the only way you build character (and comedic skills) is via suffering.

Right, men's brains are designed to spot bullshit and call it out while women's brains are designed to CREATE bullshit and serve it up as legitimate.

What meme? You the holocaust thing?
It’s pretty retarded logic.
If you went through an event, and someone else denied the event occurred, it wouldn’t make you feel better. You’d just be annoyed that someone is undermining your experience and dismissing your claim. Especially when they aren’t doing it in good faith.

Pretty much. What benefit does a woman get from being comedic? Men find her more attractive? A company is likelier to hire her?

he's right on both accounts.
why aren't women making holocaust jokes and shouldn't people be happy the holocaust didn't happen and all those people didn't die gruesome cartoonish deaths?