Why was he constantly shaving himself?

Why was he constantly shaving himself?

It’s a nervous tick.

Trying to look good for his TOP boyfriend because boy he ZESTY!

Nigga never know where the white pussy at

She was trans

ptsd habit

He’s got those horrible little ears that some negros have.

It's his thing. Didn't you ever have a thing?

Early age dementia caused by alzheimer

Gotta stay sharp. Grooming standard is important for military boys.

You can't understand, man. You were not there.
YOU WERE NOT THERE!

Helps him cope with fear. Kind of how Anon Babble copes with having zero skills, redeeming qualities, or a personality by consooming television and/or film

why you gotta call me out like that dawg?

wtf that's racist, nigger

Is supposed to be an extremely manly thing to do.

Beardlet here. What are the benefits of using shaving cream as opposed to shaving raw?

Anon Babble copes with having zero skills

i dont even watch movies anymore just like to post on Anon Babble

none both fuck up your skin

... Less bleeding, less irritation. Shaving cream helps a lot by softening hair, and making a shave smoother.

Well, you know how when you try to put your dick in the pussy, if it's dry there's too much fiction and uncomfortable, but when she's gushing wet it slides right in? It's like that

smooth is fast, retards. the smoother his skin the faster he can operate.

the main benefit is that it makes it easier to clean up the hair afterward

Shhhhh!... Don't give the incels any information.

In english Doc

shaving cream weakens the hair follicle with a little acid to make the cutting smoother. so for a lot of hair it is necessary to use.

ONE SCENE

he wanted to look neat

I've had a beard for the better part of 10 years, but when I did shave I would need to use shaving cream or else I would get razor burn and ingrown hairs.

my thing's sound fx, here's a t-rex

NRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW

Remember shaving in Afghanistan?

Trying to forget!

didn't have a shaving profile

I can grow a much thicker beard than most men, but I choose not to as a power move. Nothing more funny than some onions boy desperately trying to grow whatever scraggly pubes he can on his face, while I shave my lion's mane just because I can.

Sounds more like nyaaaaa papi.

Do you know where you are?

this but as a brag about have a goood jaw instead of no chin like those beard fags who try to look mature or tough

I think they're cute.

Pretty accurate
Now do the raptors

Unless you're a freak then you're actually growing hair right now.

People thought this looked badass in the 80s. Probably something to do with Crocodile Dundee.

You gotta raw dog it or you get razor bumps

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t.midge

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Huh?

I served in the jungle. We would never shave, tiny cuts attract mosquitos and infections

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thanks for your service

he was the based blademan of the squad

Bump this thread one more time and i'll bleed you, real quiet. Got it?

Lol

too much facial hair and white women would go into heat over him but he's a professional so that would be counterintuitive to his work

Just spit on it.

Spit on that thang! HAWK TOOAWH!

Shaving cream is bullshit, just shave after a shower.

You are one
ugly
motherfucker!

Kind of how Anon Babble copes with having zero skills, redeeming qualities, or a personality by consooming television and/or film

Textbook projection

no need to be upset over the truth. Just embrace it or make an effort to change