I thought it was good

I thought it was good

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Closest we'll ever get to a Shadowrun movie.

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so, we want to make a movie about a black cop

and his partner who is outcast

but the cop is already black

so, the partner needs to be an orc

I know and I came here to post just that. Anything done right will work. I'm disappointed that, for the moment, I don't live in time where Shadowrun is popular. Maybe in the next world

Were Elves supposed to represent Jews?

Came here to say this. Shadowrun actually had really interesting lore. Bright did a pretty good job of creating fantasy cyber punk. Wish it got more attention.

Were Elves supposed to represent Jews?

elves are the super-evil white europeans

Tried to remember its title recently. Yeah, it's a good movie, it stands out.

it made orcs good (protagonist is an orc plus obligatory black guy) and elves evil.... it was evil

Oh, it's that nigger again. He never was a good actor.

I had liberal friends who hated this movie when it came out. Cause someone explain why? They said it was openly racist

Fairy lives don’t matter today!

TFD (TOTAL FAIRY DEATH)

elves representing jews and evil

uhhhh, based?

elves

represent superhuman white europeans, always. There is nothing elvish about jews.

they are goblins, ugly noses and ugliness in general.

Anything representing the negatives of greed or the lending of money or favors, anything representing the basic functions bankers or bankers themselves, is inherently antisemitic.

Pinstripe, three piece suits, with gold chained pocket watch, Might as well be a swastika.

I put off watching this for so long and then ended up fucking loving it. Need more modern fantasy. I liked Onward too but it didn't hit the same notes.

They keep saying elves controlling media etc in graffiti in Bright. They are clearly (at least partially) jews

Orcs are literally niggers of that universe, and some characters, including the cops, are open racists. Elves are what one could call elites. Humans are in between.

Need more modern fantasy.

Agreed.

I wonder what their Anon Babble is like

They keep saying elves controlling media etc in graffiti in Bright. They are clearly (at least partially) jews

no, they mean whites. Jews are always innocent and all that controlling the media are conspiracy theories and exaggerations.

its blacks+orcs+any other vs the evil white elves

Why is this Jew trying so hard to claim that elves aren’t Jews? Middle earth was promised to them thousands of years ago

In a fantastical 40's where magic is used by everyone, a hard-boiled detective investigates the theft of a mystical tome.

hmm sounds cool, I'll put it on my watchlist. I just watched the trailer and the main character is apparently called Detective Lovecraft kek

it's a good flick, we were robbed of a sequel

Yea both movies are the of the same character.

modern setting with high fantasy

Worked surprisingly well for a combo you wouldn't expect. Well acted, world built well, good story, good villain. Will is even hard to not like in it in hindsight.

It’s called Urban fantasy but yeah we definitely need more. Percy Jackson was pretty kino as a kid but obviously doesn’t have any good film adaptations. There’s also Jujutsu Kaisen but it doesn’t really focus much on the world building outside of fighting but that’s shonen for you :(

Shadowrun shit its own bed, every company that has owned it has been retarded except the original FASA guys who genuinely liked this shit

fuck off rabbi, the film has white people with pointy ears as super-evil villains, the graffiti below shows an elf which represents aryan as the oppressor of all. get stuffed.

i want evil elf noomi to destroy me

How's the career going, Max?

elves

Ljósálfar ("Light Elves"); light elves live in Álfheimr, and are "fairer than the sun to look at"

Ljósálfar and the Dökkálfar are attested in the Prose Edda, written in the 13th century by Snorri Sturluson, and in the late Old Norse poem Hrafnagaldr Óðins.

I can vouch for Cast A Deadly Spell. If you're a zoomer the 90's TV movie quality might be annoying to deal with at first though.

Cast A Deadly Spell

this is lots of fun, great film

Is LA that much of a shithole IRL or do they play it up for the movie?

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I had liberal friends who hated this movie when it came out. Cause someone explain why? They said it was openly racist

the orcs look like latino gangbangers and other stuff

It had a neat premise, but it kind of squanders it.

despite magic existing, magical races, and a completely different history somehow everything is basically identical to today

I did like the heavy metal cholo orcs.

It was alright. Didn't deserve any of the hate it got.

There are absolutely streets like this. Than two down blocks is the Staples Center/Crypto.com Arena. It's can be a nervous town to let google maps guide you around.

The original Landis script is way better and actually has a payoff with the McGuffin the movie literally completely forgets about.

I had liberal friends who hated this movie when it came out. Cause someone explain why? They said it was openly racist

black guy teams up with orc latino gang-banger substitute, though they exist as humans as well in the film against evil elf whites. But races as race-castes are clearly defined in the film so your liberal friends did not like it despite showing the super-whites/elves aryans as the evil race.

Elves represented Jews holy fuck. Anon Babble needs to fucking accept this.

Elves represented Jews holy fuck. Anon Babble needs to fucking accept this.

no, they represented whites as they always do. Its just that they botched it in the film with race/caste open racism and rabbis are running all over for damage control.

This is why he did not get a 2nd film.

Jews will never be elves, even dark elves.

Were Elves supposed to represent Jews?

they were representing whites but they botched the propaganda in general so the 2nd film was cancelled.

What a delusional, stubborn moron you are. It doesn't matter what you believe, what color is elves' skin, or what canon is. This particular movie depicts elves as elites. Period. Is your glitched brain able to follow this analogy to find its manifestation IRL?

. This particular movie depicts elves as

they are super-evil whites in the film that the good black guy and orc defeat. Get your head out of your ass.

The elf detective has a swastika equivalent badge on his suit.

Your friends knew it was shit and are smarter than you.