So fvcking trve
Heh... Think I might even dust off my Kurowasa blurays tonight
So fvcking trve
No, film bros are a very real phenomenon. Essentially they are guys who want to appear smart but who are too dumb/lazy to actually read books (i.e., the thing that actual smart people do) so they watch movies instead and pretend it's a valid intellectual pursuit that elevates them above the masses, even though the masses also watch movies. Because watching movies is not, in fact, intellectual and is something any dumb retard can do.
people like being anti-intellectual because calling things pretentious allows them to consume their goyslop in relative peace.
whew, i called that guy online pretentious, now i can watch this silly 2000s jewish sex comedy.
but who are too dumb/lazy to actually read books (i.e., the thing that actual smart people do)
read books (i.e., the thing that actual smart people do)
Kek. Imagine genuinely believing that.
There has never been a legitimately smart person who does not read. Try pointing me to one. You will not find them, because they do not exist.
anytime you see bro used like that you can safely ignore anything that person says. awful people with nothing to offer
"Pretentious film bro" is not an archetype. What's next, "Hooligan philosopher"?
anyone can read lol. do maths if you want something intellectually hard
I have never met or heard of someone gifted at math who does not also read books.
This is 50% true and 50% bullshit.
There are definitely morons that think watching any movie that dosnt have an extended action scene means you are pretentious prick.
However there are many faggots that think watching an obscure french silent film about a man watching paint dry makes them smart, and they have a community of other faghots that also do this and support the illusion. Like Anon Babble for example.
anyone can do math lol. read books if you want something intellectualy hard
2+2 = 4 wow so hard
Only boomers read books lol. Fuck off faggot.
Okay now find the derivative of e^x
i haven't heard of anyone smart that doesn't eat and shit also. reading doesn't make you smart, and it's not a smart hobby. it's so common because it is easy. even dumb people read
yes this is evident, zoomers grew up on invincible superheroes flashing on a screen, and never got to explore the full breadth of human emotions.
Ok now read The Brothers Karamozov
Okay now choke on deez
obese 60 year old retard women read that at their local book club
What if i like watching a french movie about a man watching paint dry because i just think it's neat
Not a single work of "literature" can compare to the genius of Baraka. Books are simply an underdeveloped medium.
Kurosawa is universally praised by snobs and normalfags alike. Try Paulo Pasolini or even Lucas.
Did anyone read that article about Anon Babble actually being literate and having great taste in literature despite being a hive of rightwing scum chuds? Or those literature subreddits reacting to the article where the redditors are surprised how well read Anon Babblefags are?
Baraka is a worse version of Qatsi trilogy thoughbeit.
they watch movies instead and pretend it's a valid intellectual pursuit that elevates them above the masses, even though the masses also watch movies
People consume the visual medium so all visual media is the same? Kek, to be fair I would assume all movies are the same too if I didn't know how to watch. I bet you don't even notice blocking when you're watching a film.
That's cool but dont kid yourself into thinking you are smart or have superior taste to others.
Like Anon Babble for example.
You fucking wish Anon Babble was that elitist lmao. Have you even seen the catalog? It's all capeshit and star wars with the occasional cartoons and tranime sprinkled in.
To show someone is not just repeating cultural shibboleths of what is acceptable good taste (whatever their sub-culture) people should be willing to firmly stand behind 1 'bad' or just milquetoast film. Not godawful because the Room or whatever can have it in a roundabout way. And not in some
It's so bad it's good
ironycore way. Just full on cheerlead for it.
They existed before literacy was normal. In fact there's some rather impressive mental tricks they had to do to remember things. But reading doesn't preclude you from being smart, and can make you smarter. The risk is that it can also make you a pseud but that's whatever. Tate is a faggot
Wow it’s almost like there’s a difference between liking/appreciating something of quality and being a smug cunt about it, who would’ve guessed?
for me it's the films of Mike Leigh
I have also always hated the "so bad its good" school of thought. Showgirls is fucking awesome and I won't apologize or make excuses for loving it.
tate is a faggot
One of the biggest
This is the only film I have seen of his and it was the biggest pile of shit I have ever seen.
This. Dumb asses think you need to read to be smart. Dumb asses don’t got any street smarts.
This midwit retard has never been called a ''bro'' in his entire life, I guarantee it.
Sneedy Dan
I hate the misapplication of 'bro'. Why does dilettante not work here? Is it impossible for women to be pseudo intellectual fart huffers? One may think that this is all girls seething about ex boyfriends.
For me, it's Career Girls
Film Bros did exist at one point. Hence abysmal movies like Se7en and Snatch being on the IMDB Top 250. Now there are way more people who make fun of Film Bros than are actually Film Bros.
Think I might even dust off my Kurowasa blurays tonight
Me too, buddy. Hell yeah... but wait, does that mean we're pretentious film bros?
DUDE WOT IF YOU RAN
Too much action
No. If you were dusting off your Kinji Fukasaku's or your Kitano's or Miike's then you would be a pretentious film bro.