Post the least funny comedians of all time

That one egg was 40 eggs?

That steve fella used to be funny but he turned into a champion.

I had a bad experience trying out BIll Hicks and Sam Kinison. I didn't try much so it could be I didn't give them a fair shake but fuck.

Gimme that

Grrrr

How old where you 20 years ago?
He was easy on the ears and available to people that didn't seek comedy.
Winning combination.
Also he sold out stadiums like Metallica does.

I’m not a stupid fuckin’ idiot. I know it was just a pig. But for 50 seconds, it felt really real.

it's gotta bush what the hell?

I shall look him up.
Thank you.
In the mean time I will assume his jokes are about losing a child everytime a train passes or when then new factory in Chicago adds another shift.

OH FUCK WHAT THE FUCK I'M NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE

I HOPE I DONT JACK OFF

You should be a able to watch a LITTLE porn at work

You should be able to look at a liiiittle porn at work.

Jay Leno

I’m worried that the baby thinks people can’t change

BIll Hicks

He was mostly "You have a job? Fuck you!"
He was hateful before it was cool just like everyone before him.

Dane Cook is like Nickelback. Talented in their field and get unnecessary and undeserved hate because it's popular to shit on them. And they only make the most bitter, jealous of people seethe. See the above quoted post.

not saying his stuff is groundbreaking or intellectual, but a few clips have made me laugh. far from the worst.

Steve Hoffsetter

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i have seen maybe 2 dozen clips from this faggot just over the years, and not a single one has made me smile. he is reddit incarnate and I genuinely cannot tell if anyone actually thinks he's funny or if it's just him astroturfing his shit. he's the type of comedian who can be successful touring because nobody knows who he is and the tickets are only like $30.

he's touring in my area later this month and I'm half-considering getting tickets just for kicks.

Do any of these FUCKERS ever just pop out of the FUCKING wall and have like a big messy shit?

...

or have a dingleberry?

literally me

This guy is hilarious on Detroiters

Tony Hinchcliffe

Agreed, not funny. His slow delivery makes me want to hang myself.

I heard there was a Hinchcliffe special so bad netflix pulled it. It's why his whole schtick is hosting funnier people than him.

Steve Hoffsetter

This guy pays to promote his "heckler OWNED" videos on youtube, but never seems to ask why he's always getting heckled.

is this Mr Pete?

Nick Mullen, Shane Gillis, Luis J Gomez, Tim Dillon, Anthony Cumia, Mark Normand, Jerry Seinfeld, Mike David

ctrl+f

no Matt Rife

Holy fuck this guy is such an insufferable faggot who has some unearned cockiness due to plastic surgery ALLEGEDLY. He doesn't have a single fucking bit, his crowd work sucks(I don't respect crowd work to begin with but at least some can make it worth while but his is fucking shit), only women and the faggiest of homosexuals laugh and it's more like that forced laugh when they think it's the punchline just because they want to let the joker know they wanna fuck.

I remember a female coworker told me he was his favorite and I asked her what his favorite joke was but she said "I can't really think of any he just kinda improvises it feels like" and I had to fight to not roll my eyes.

Shane Gillis

The tard bits in his first special were great. I also like his joke about the guys in congress or whatever setting the age of consent.

JOHN FROM DELAWARE... TWELVE!

ew no wtf dude seriously ew

Why did I have to go first?

I dont know his I don't know how to drive a car bit was funny

my post was semi ironic but I really have stopped liking Shane now that he's so famous
old testament matt and shane is peak podcasting, now every ep is just shane saying "so I was drinking with the LSU football team last night" and matt saying "that's tight"
he's turning into another bert kreischer and he never updates his actual standup anymore

the funniest clip of the hoffstetter guy is when his paid heckler triggers him by saying jews on are on tv a lot

way to out yourself as having the most shit taste, faggot

What's her job, though?

The real story is even better: Tony himself had it pulled because it got such bad reviews.

I bet you think Carlin, Hicks, and old liberal man Burr are geniuses while sucking off boomer metal

Yell something about Jews at him and video the results for us :)

Well, you parked your car over the sidewalk. Where I was walking. So I crawled under your car and my ponytail got stuck. Now I got a car stuck in my ponytail and I'm fucked!

Nobody posted this disgusting pedophile walking laugh track?

I checked the dates again and I have to be out of town for work and I'm unironically a little sad that I can't see this faggot live in a small conservative town

he genuinely is funny by virtue of his face and voice, which really carry him

stav is funnier than most modern comedians just by repeating stuff funny people say with a twist and laughing

What's wrong with his nose?

yea man, I'm gonna get healthy. I've been eating better. (Fatter than ever)

Stavy recently was talking about giving a "hard pounding" to some poor lost soul of a woman and I literally had to stop eating I was so disgusted.

Pic related has to be one of the best in the biz still

The bones are the skeletons' money. In our world, bones equal dollars. That's why they're coming out tonight to get their bones from you. The skeletons will pull your hair. Up, but not out. All they want is another chance at life. They've never seen so much food as this. Underground, there's half as much food as this and the worms are their money. The bones are their dollars.

Amazing how many baby killers there are in comedy and how few of them are funny.

Tells the same "joke" in every single sketch with minor variations

even if this dude is occasionally funny, very funny even, the way people talk about him and repeat these bits makes me wish he never existed.

Why has nobody posted wife murderer man?

yeah, yet getting trashed with my friends 20 years ago while watching his specials is a million times better than sitting here with you guys being.
they could make unfunny shit funny just being being around.

the best comedians are the ones you underestimate

All women stand up comics are shit. Never seen a single even half decent one.

I hate comedians like him and their shitty LOL YELLING = FUNNY!!! brand of dogshit. Will Ferrell inspired a generation of unfunny shitheads

Other than Jerry Seinfeld, agreed so much on all those chud comedians you listed. In the age of Trump 2.0 even moreso, I have NO TIME for fucking nazis and facism and punching down is less funny than ever in these scary times of a LITERAL DICTATOR in the White House ughh his supporters are literal in a cult and him and his grifter minions are destroying the world!!!

He’s Jewish

That’s not Danny McBride or Nathan Fielder

pedophile

qrd

Tim Robinsons Netflix is the most annoying style of Reddit faggot I’ve ever seen, even more obnoxiously unfunny than Tim & Eric and I didn’t think that was possible

THIS BOGGED CHIN IMPLANT FAGGOT

Every sketch is just the chris meloni shitting his pants scene from They Came Together

I thought it was Rife who got the chin job

No Olivia Munn fed him asian potatoes. It happened to her too

he kind of looks like michael jackson a little there

Unironically these two. It's the same shit tier moralizing preaching "comedy" that dominates the mainstream today, just with slightly different opinions. When I was an edgy teen in the 00s, a couple of my friends told me to watch them. So I watched 1-2 hours of each and didn't laugh once. There was no humor, just non-sop spewing of political opinions. The punchline was always a political opinion and the audience laughter was basically an upvote of what they agree with. Literal reddit before reddit.
I would rather watch 1 hour of a painfully unfunny comedian actually attempt to tell jokes than 10 minutes of one of these proselytizing faggots trying to tell me what to think.

4chigger hates Carlin

You people all just get your opinions from other people here. You're literally incapable of forming a single independent thought.

dude if you don't like the popular comedian you're a sheep!

I found Carlin's "comedy" to be shit before you were even born.

idk i think he funny lol