I swear on me mum if this thread 404s I'll heem the Cardascisns
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dukat did nothing wrong
Reminder that the real canon story of Star Trek continues in the Star Trek Armada II mod: FleetOps.
Romulus never blew up, the Romulan Star Empire is still alive and kicking
There was never a so-called "Kelvin timeline"
The only USS Discovery was the USS Discovery (NCC-63748) featured on TNG
Spock never had a sister
Picard retired with honors and is a major respected figure of Starfleet
Data died on the Battle of the Bassent Rift
Androids were never mass manufactured and enslaved by the Federation, because they were given their rights as sentients in A Measure of Man
The Battle of the Binary Stars never happened
There was never an open war between the Federation and the Klingon Empire
Rachel Garret was never in S31
There was never a Klingon Empress called L'Rell
There was never a so-called Spore Drive or a Crossfield-class Starship
There was never a time travelling super AI known as Control, nor a time-travelling superhero known as the Red Angel
The Breen are not gelatinous beings, we still don't know what they look like
Vulcans are a pacifist species as Rodenberry intented and they would never have a shoot on sight policy in a so-called "Vulcan Hello" practice
There were no replicators in the TOS era
The Gorn are not Alien-like xenomorphs
Kirk never served alongside a descendant of Khan
Starfleet has never suffered a ship mutiny as stated by Spock on TOS. Spock is not a serial liar that hides critical information from his crewmates.
Section 31 remains a rogue organization not sanctioned by Starfleet, they do not have their own ships or special uniforms
The Federation is not a dystopia, there is no poverty on Earth nor disfranchised druggies living in a trailer
Picard would never have Romulan servants
Star Trek ended in 2005
Janeway did nothing wrong
dukat did nothing wrong
how much you think kira enjoyed playing a psychopath? she does it well.
Also, mirror Kira in normal kira's red is smoaking.
hmmmm okay. this legit like made me...aroused. or something. i could not focus on anything else in this episode after they go and put such thoughts into your head. why is the mirror universe so horny. i didn't know star trek could make me feel like this.
Anyone remember Tard wrangler Bashir?
He was the dumbest person in that room.
Thus the less autistic and most well-adjusted.
Lauren had nothing wrong with her. She was a genius who liked to fuck.
Anyone remember Tard wrangler Bashir?
That's a stupid question.
in the 24th century, thats considered a mental illness.
What episodes do the Kardashians appear in?
Sounds like quite the crossover.
just watch ds( they set up a whole new studio in new jersy just for that.
That or watch tng Chain of command part 1 and 2.
There is a timeline on which no new Trek was made but we got vidya like this.
Unless you're Dax
Starfleet should implant those gene edited super tards into thier ships like 40k navigators or dune mentats and have them crunch economic-numbero-politico-socio-memetic calculations.
she doesnt count. she is a slug piloting a meat mech.
Daxi
KINO
Guys is there anyway to stream trek so we can all watch together?
Also Im horny for irish women
Diana Troi would heem everyone in this ITT as her meta is knowing your next move
Starfleet should implant those gene edited
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hoshi
More like Whoreshi.
Captain Discard: "Oh look. A double helix black hole, haven't seen one of these since my Academy days, lets talk about it for 45 minutesZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ"
Fuck RDMOORE!
"YO JIM! What a bad OUT- FIT! WOAH!!!"
What?
They would like it.
only thing he did wrong was fuck with the space demons
None of this is canon
Why do they have such weirdly inaccurate ideas about TNG and its characters? They're constantly like "star trek doesn't do that" or "picard wouldn't act like that" while I could think of dozens of examples to the contrary, and I'm nowhere near the walking encyclopedia that Mike is. Are they just ignoring the stuff that doesn't support their autistic preferences?
Idk if it was wrong but having a libido like Riker's with none of the wholesome charm and grace led him astray a few times
literally me
It wasn't wrong. It was right and hot
do you just wake up in the middle of the night rambling incoherently about e-celebs you hate?
who gives a shit
Only faggots watch youtubers. Kys
Context
Sometimes they are right sometimes they wish he was
somepeople arent good at making abstracts and knowing the difference between "tend" and 'is" and such fineries of thought.
Everything they say about TNG sounds like half memories from episodes they haven’t watched properly in decades.
watching jews
I honestly never liked this show. Y'all never did space travel to my liking
Does antone hame this template? I need to argue with some guy on Anon Babble
what do heem means?
*approaches the mic for the Q&A panel*
In the DS9 episode One Little Ship when Chief O'brien and Doctor Bashir were going to transport into a computer, they needed Dax to first beam over a bubble of air so they could breathe. Why didn't the runabout have exosuits for them to use instead? The doctor made a big deal about the oxygen molecules being too large for them to breathe, but why not just wear space suits then?
I agree. Nothing after 2005 is canon.
Heem
Everyone
Even
Yourself
like this?
*returns to the mic*
Also, they kept complaining about the atmosphere being too thin. Why didn't Dax just beam over more oxygen?
Im drunk. I dont kniw what I wamg
No, you did it wrong. Like this.
Okay seriously. Hoe can I stream trek so we can all watch? I dont have any friends and im lonely
The one with Data (dah ta) you bloody benchod
His name is pronounced DAY-TAH, saar
I say tomatoe
You say tomatoe
I save the federation
You threaten to cut me up
Boy, they sure did like killing this dude.
Holodeck
Episodes
Everyone
Misunderstands
that doesn't rhyme
Rhyme lieutenant Worf? I'm the captain of this ship. If you can not abide by my rules then I will be forced to rape your wife along with lieutenant Bashir.
I actually met Ronald D Moore at this sushi restaurant in Oakland like 8 years ago. My friend and I were drinking all day watch TNG then went to get sushi and were quoting TNG like ultra autismos in the restaurant then this lady next to us tapped us on the shoulder and said "I don't do this often, but I was the costume designer on TNG and this is RonaldD Moore one of the producers" and we laughed and then I said to him "YOU ARE NOT FECKLAR!" and he smirked and paid for our food and bought us sake
Indian or Russian or 14?
Sounds like something Ron would do.
there are 3 24/7 channels on Pluto
I found a public cytube
Star-Trek-Quarks-Bar
American, 59.
i'm glad dukat got his bajoran gilf hole
All of this but Data was resurrected in B-4's body
what was the name of that live streaming site run by like one guy...some anons would stream star trek, mst3k etc
What is a human devoted to Vulcan women and their manifold charms called?
heem sleepy
heem needs some milk
That's not a Vulcan that's a Klingon
I'd still have punched him in the face for fucking over original Battlestar Galactica fans that freemason hack. Fuck RDMoore!
Fuck off Star Wars nerds May 4th was yesterday
Episode where Data gets buckbroken by the robot guy
Star Trek, exciting and new
Come aboard, we're expecting you
Star Trek, life's sweetest reward
Let it flow, it floats back to you
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Do you guys acctually know who directed each episode?