Andor General

C O C K
O
C
K

B L O C K E D
L
O
C
K
E
D

what is this

it took 1 season for Andor to devolve into shitty storytelling and "we need to have a discussion about rape in SW" shit

I tried telling you faggots.

Andor is full of sexy hot women left and right. NOT having a rape scene would have been the real crime.

bts from the actress that plays vel

White women pussy denied, thusly notice the incel now attempts to take sex he feels is owed to the empire from an illegal brownoid
White woman rejects, goes to brown

When Ferrix sends its people, they’re not sending their best.
They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us.
They’re bringing drugs.
They’re bringing crime.
They’re raped.
And some, I assume, are good people.

Reminder all nu wars is faggot shit

Why didn't Lieutenant Krole just offer her a hit of this and then avoid all the unpleasantness? She might have actually enjoyed it.

*Hispanic actors voice is heard laughingly*

So that's why they call her Bix....

How do you charge this

you jerk off with your homie while wearing

Ow lawds naw they best not be heagh

DEY BEST NOT BE HEAGH!

ew.com/elizabeth-dulau-kleya-marki-secret-andor-season-2-mvp-11725336

UwU

The jeeta and milf mothma'd daughter are the best girls

milf mothma'd daughter

in the scene where she's got her wedding gown on and talking to mom you can see her butt crack through it

finna rewatch

if an indian actress did that, her life would be fucked and some hindu would set her on fire.

Which volume of Star Wars: Andor: Lofi from Disney Music is your favourite, Andorbros?

Vol 4. coming in strong so far:
youtube.com/watch?v=r5re5iPXIdI

Yes, Hindu nationalist men are pieces of shit.

Did she just kill herself?

Niamos?

Why didn't this retard stun her first, tie her up on her bed, and then do the deed? He got himself killed because he took the most difficult route possible.

Because no one in Andor remembers that the stun setting on blasters exists

Now where's the fun in that? Half of it is the process of pacification.

might have earnestly assumed she was into it.

Except the Empire is lawless

I still don't get why they resettled the Ferrix people in Imperial space at all. There's plenty of buttfuck nowhere Outer Rim planets to dump them where the Empire couldn't be bothered to look. Why settle them somewhere where having no ID could ever come up at all?

plenty of buttfuck nowhere Outer Rim planets to dump them

that's what happened

...that's what they did. They didn't plan for something because it starts happening in the story, anon. It's surprising to them.

Lieutenant Krole assumed this illegal was truly powerless and was fixing to demonstrate acts of mercy, as cruelty was the norm. Little did he know Bix is a terrorist, and this ignorance will cost him a mistake. Bix is brave, powerful, and stronk.

You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bit bigger darling

Or he could have brought some more guys just to be sure, and just have her knocked out the old fashioned way... and then do the thing while she's out.

Share with the BBC? SHARE WITH THE BBC?!?!?!? Have you gone mad and lost your mind?

Aight yo wratched illegul ass out heeaghh now foo I smack you wit dis cannuns

No, the planet they were on was clearly still in Imperial space, just super low priority. They talked about how the Empire had checked IDs at least once before, albeit not in a while. Actual nowhere Outer Rim planets don't have ID checks because they're literally not part of the Empire. Imperials only visit shitholes like Tatooine when they're actively looking for something there and then they fuck off again after they get what they want.

rape

srilankans are safe

starwars.com/news/andor-season-2-world-building-production-design-feature

Vader doesn't condone rape because it reminds him that he doesn't have a penis anymore and even if he did he'd never be able to get as hard as he did when he choked Padme.

he's literally Space Jeremy Renner

Is that... ATTEMPTED RAPE?! AAAAH HELP ME LORD VADER IM GOING INSAAAAAAAAAANE

Hm, fair enough that the Empire does extend into the Outer Rim to some degree, but they don't control the whole Outer Rim. My point is that the Ferrix people shouldn't be in Imperial space at all. There's plenty of non-Imperial space out there.

Wait you guys thought the imperials were the good guys or something?

It could be one of those "sphere of influence" situations where it isn't technically within the Empire's borders but it is within their 'control'.

This is my confusion as well. Apparently yes some people root for the Empire. It makes no sense because this is a fictional universe where the Empire will be intentionally depicted as a big fat evil losing side. Why not root for the winning team? Some people are retarded I guess.

Villains spontaneously become incompetent when the script says the villain must lose but the situation makes that logically impossible.

Eh, the fact that they're supposed to have ID papers implies to me that it's within Imperial borders, albeit probably on the fringes.

its like the wild west. yeah the Feds claimed "jurisdiction" out there but they didn't really have any unless actual Federal agents were there

Why not toot for the winning team?

Victrix causa deis placuit, sed vieta Catoni.

Now I want those racial apology BNWOE forms filled out in triplicate! On the double.

Sort of? There's a lot of Outer Rim worlds unambiguously outside Imperial borders where the Empire doesn't have jurisdiction, but they may just show up anyway if there's something they're after and no one can do anything about it. That SHOULD have been the situation the Ferrix people were in, rather than the ID thing. Might've even been more poignant in demonstrating that there's no escaping the Empire, even outside its borders.