Why is the MCU so sexless?
Why is the MCU so sexless?
mirrors its fanbase
Only cucks watch people have sex.
Microplastics.
This article was fine. It's a fair point tbqh.
Also the weird shift to fictional countries and military organisations. Why?
Is that how you interpreted that statement?
Jews hate tradition and family. Sex leads to children
Shit like SHIELD has always been a Marvel thing
The push of feminist theory i.e. the male gaze and objectification of women.
Because those are movies for the whole family, people start getting horny now you gotta explain to your kids that are, I don't know 4-12 what is happening on the screen and each family has their own way and time to do that, they don't want to have to deal with this because Timmy saw Natasha seducing some guys with her huge tits now his peepee won't go to sleep anymore.
It's even worse with rape, now you gotta explain what is sex, and then how it can turn into rape. Just show good guys fighting bad guys and be done.
It's made for kids, you pervert.
Because its comic book movies for children and having sex scenes in a childrens movie is creepy and inappropriate.
Marvel movies are PG-13. I was fucking hoes at 13.
When Tony was getting the arc reactor replaced that was obviously sexual
no one is horny
except peggy
1. You are taking sexless to mean I want to see characters have sex on screen, which is ridiculous. I'm just saying they often have no longing or passion. Or if they do, it's performative and safe.
2. Eternals actually had characters having sex on film
3. Eternals also had gay niggas kissing and that's creepy and inappropriate too, but I don't see people crying about it.
I know, but shouldn't they co-exist with 'our' world?
It's like going from humans being shot with bullets, to robots being shot with laser guns (and they they get teleported to the Shadow Realm).
These are for 12-year-olds. At that age you can understand sex and violence and so on. It's like kids are expected to skip from 5-year-old small children to 30something manchildren.
that was also almost 20 years ago
almost 15 years ago
Capeshit appeal is violence , not sex,
well good capeshit at least.
Like I said WHOLE family. There are a lot of kids in the theaters watching these movie with their parents and Marvel wants to keep that way. The fact that all male actors look like male prostitutes must be something with kike producers and their preferences. Also in Thor movies didn't they implied sex with Gladiator Hulk fucking some women? He also fucked Black Widow and everybody hated that. And Tony also fucked around before settling with Pepper, and so on. I don't know I don't pay enough attention to know what happens on each movie but these things are not about romance, they are about "good guys vs bad guys", all characters are flat like a japanese girl on my chinese cartoons. If they start fucking you may imply they breaking, rape, pregnancy, marriage, all this shit get on the way of just "pew pew bad guy dead"
Kek it's funny because this was not in the script, this is Atwell real reaction at seeing Chris Evans jacked.
that's probably because no one watched that shit let alone knows what happened in eternals. it's like how there was a shitty yasuke cartoon that maybe 10 people watched before that assassin video game featured him
what a slut
implied sex with Gladiator Hulk fucking some women
proofs?
Also in Thor movies didn't they implied sex with Gladiator Hulk fucking some women?
no they didn't.
He also fucked Black Widow and everybody hated that.
No he didn't.
Tony also fucked around before settling with Pepper, and so on
in 2007 under Paramount
HE WAS UNDER 18 AND YOU IMPLIED SEX EXISTS IN A MOVIE YOU SICK FREAK
The fact that all male actors look like male prostitutes must be something with kike producers and their preferences
fit guys are prostitutes
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who was the hottest male in the mcu
props that was a good one anon
Nigga in Age of Ultron Hulk and Widow are dating for months, they flirt in the Avengers Tower during the party, then there is a scene in Hawkeye's farm where Natasha come out of the shower and it's heavly implied they fucked. About Thor, Gladiator Hulk walks naked in his house, full of alien girls around, Valkyrie is pretty open about being a drunken dyke. But again, sex is IMPLIED, you will never see anyone fucking in these movies. Forgot to mention Starlord and Gamora, c'mon what do you think they do, cuddle?
MCU is a Disney Princess franchise post Infinity War.
Banner canonically can't have sex, his own 2008 movie says it so
being 100% objective it's a tie between Evans and Hemsworth
I'm not talking about being fit, but you see all the guys take off their shirts while the women dress like nuns. There are some charts people love to post here on Anon Babble blaming either Feige or Gunn for that, comparing what superheroes wear in the comics vs the mcu. Then there are cunts like Brie Larson and Liz Olsen that refuse to show cleavage as if people watch them for their acting skills.
post Infinity
wow, that's a really high level.
feige understands that all sex scenes are pointless
he's only interested in making real cinema not coomer garbage
thanks for the heads up, will continue giving his real cinema a wide berth.
while the women dress like nuns.
Nigga Scarlett and Olsen always had tits on display, ass too in Scarjo's case. Now you can make a case in GOTG where neither Gamora Mantis or Nebula dress snazzy but in Nebula and Mantis' case they're still hot anyway
Then there are cunts like Brie Larson and Liz Olsen that refuse to show cleavage as if people watch them for their acting skills.
Larson is a known bitch and got the boot she deserved, Olsen was showing booba just fine until Wandavision
Not with human females, but gladiator Hulk had plenty of alien pussy, that's why he had a son called Skarr that appears at the end of She-Hulk (picrel). Also another nod to Hulk having sex in Thor Ragnarok, in this scene he is dressed just like when he had an harem in the comics (both as young Hulk and The Maestro)
Found the pic, you can see is the same outfit: dozens of beads and a skirt
Because they're children's movies
i fucking hate how i will never get to fuck scarlett johansson
she was such a thirst trap in every movie of the MCU
children's movies are shit like toy story btw.
To keep rating below mature so it's easier to distribute obviously
Man I remember several years ago when I thought Chris Evans was so jacked in this movie that he was definitely on the sauce. He looks skinny to me now although I'll grant that he has good pec inserts. Swolrexia is a hell of a complex. I'm probably going to die before 50.
Elliot Page as Kitty Pryde.
Robot waifus are close anon, don't lose your focus. You will have one of each color.
because the Mouse has no penis
What the fuck does this even mean? Do they think the appropriate time to be horny is when the world is ending? There are bigger fish to fry.
is that not one very long, very thin penis between his legs?
i mean, if the world WAS ending...
needs more problematic romances instead
They're making movies you can relate to, OP.
Go ahead and fuck if you're not a superhero and can't do anything to stop it ending. If you are a superhero, maybe postpone being horny for later.
They do, but they're obviously not the focal point so they don't get as much screentime. Alexander Pierce and Thaddeus Ross notably, along with Everett Ross and Sharon Carter. This concept practically defines War Machine's entire existence, and Brave New World, as shit as it was, featured U.S. and Japanese military tensions as its primary source of drama. Not to mention fucking Bucky of all people is running for congress or some shit. Guess that's out the window with Thunderb- I mean NEW AVENGERS, LOOK GUYS, THEY'RE THE NEW AVENGERS, DON'T YOU LOVE TASKMASTER AS A NINETY POUND ANOREXIC BITCH THAT COULD BE DEFEATED BY BLACK BOLT'S FART?
tl;dr
You missed your mark by a few gorillion miles, my nigga.
(...)in every movie of the MCU
Nah... only like two, maybe three if you count Iron Man 2, which feels/looks like a completely different character.
Avengers (2012) and Age of Ultron. That's about it. Every other look is uggo. Her face is still top tier, and the ass shots in those jeans in Winter Soldier are kino, but as soon as it cuts to that hair my wiener gets blipped.
It's made for zoomers who don't have sex.
Feminism unironically
sex makes normie zoomers uncomfortable because they arent having any. The last sexual movie with a openly horny character was Iron Man 2 and today the cheerleaders in the opening would be considered crossing the line and too excessive and sexist. Its actually interesting if you examine the mcu it is an interesting mirror to what our society considers acceptable. Spiderman never fucks his gf yet he loves her, ant man never fucks his wife yet they love each other, the characters are human and 'relatable' but not sexual.
This movie started the mcu and it was for the whole family youtu.be
Zoomers deem any unexpected sexuality to be rape.
Black Widow acts pretty thirsty for Banner in Age of Ultron, but that's about the last time I recall feeling sexual tension, or at least the implication of it.
Not counting the joke scene from Guardians Vol. 2, where Mantis explicitly mentions that Peter wants to bang Gamora.
the chitauri are attacking new york
hold on my pee pee is hard lets have sex first
another great point from retards on the internet
She wasnt actually horny she was manipulating him to stay on the team and control his hulk form. But I know what you mean, also in iron man 2 we see her in a bra while shes changing.
Hawkeye is happily married with children, I think Tony Stark and Pepper Potts had sex. Also probably Peter Parker and MJ but they couldn't show it because they are underage. No one watched She-Hulk but she was a slut.
Yes, tell us more how you hate the human race and our primary function as reproducing beings. Youre not a gigabrain 300iq genius for acting like sex is beneath your consideration.
Yea the spiderman films never had on screen romance that would be so inappropriate for high school characters.. oh wait the kissing in the rain scene is one of the most iconic moments in all of pop culture and her nips are poking out her shirt. Fucking dumbass.
The march toward leftist authoritarianism. No one is horny because romance leads to the family unit, and the family unit is the enemy of the state. It's sort of like Moore's claim that superhero worship is a precursor to fascism, except he doesn't realize that the "fascism" he's constantly seething about is actually closer to being instated by so-called leftist parties.
True true, but moores response to all of that is 'just be an anarchist and magician bro lol'
fuck him.
I think he's thinking of pic related, since this lil nigga is presumed to be from Sakaar. I.E. Hulk was gettin' jiggy with somebody, somehow.
Can't recall him being horny or the movie even subtly implying shit though.
Yeah bro the birth rate in superhero movies has really fallen, we gotta get that shit up or society will collapse. Good point.
what if they gender swapped this scene?
fat out of shape chick transformed by science into hot bimbo
the guy who didn't notice her before is now hot for her
they would hate it wouldnt they?
Lel, good one.
You have nothing to say so say nothing. Stupid asshole.
I think theres a jack black movie with this premise and its considered a bit tasteless
I thought It was a tail, but I guess it could be a tail-like penis if you will it enough
That's in The Avengers. In Age of Ultron their relationship is genuine and he's established to have complete control, outside of third party bumfuckery like Wanda.
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Kind of a shame it didn't really go anywhere. I know most people didn't like it, but it seemed like a more logical pairing with more chemistry than fucking Robert Downey Jr. and Chris Martin's beard.
Unironically, love him or hate him, Joss Whedon was the source of the MCU's sexual tension and the characters and general world feeling more real, rather than the greenscreen soap opera it is now.
I wonder if he had gone down the nanotech rabbit hole as much as the Russo's have?
i dunno, mouse tails stick up behind their backs.
i am going to continue guessing this IS a tail-like penis, thanks anon.
Cope harder lmao
they kept in the booba groping part
would be kino
Iron Man bangs some sluts in the first one but they toned down any edge as the series went on. Feige actually wanted Iron Man 2 to be based on his alcoholism storyline from the comics but Disney didn't like that. So blame Disney
They don't want to offend potential markets
Tony fucked the reporter in the first Ironman movie
Captain America is very horny. The most emotive part of the plot is him and Peggy being horny for each other. An earlier impediment to their love story is other men being horny for Peggy, intimidating Cap, and then the multiple other women being so horny for Cap as to sexually assault him.
Natalie Portman and Kat Dennings are basically fingering themselves everytime Thor walks around.
Tony Stark is a serial sex pest who notably pumps and dumps 2 women over 2 movies, but then admittedly settles down.
Just watched The Terminator and BIZARRELY there is no Terminators?!
Why are there so many retards making articles like this?
This movie was released when George W. Bush was still in office.
You just posted two movies from phase 1. over a decade ago.
Tony Stark doesn't care about black people
I just posted 4 movies and the image used in the article is from one of those movies.
Once again
Uhh actually when I said there's no terminators in "Terminator" I wasn't talking about Terminator 1984 I was talking about something unrelated
what the fuck is this stupid comparison with terminator? Also, Arnold is the terminator because he TERMIMATES people, multiple times
you could have just said myspace