Tom Cruise will die in your lifetime

Tom Cruise will die in your lifetime..

Yup. Bummer dude.

Thinking it'll be a stunt gone wrong

i hope so

Everyone will die in my lifetime

as soon as he does you know they're going to announce "The Mission Impossible" starring that potato girl from The Last of Us.

Do you not understand how thetans work?

would be a kino death desu

Honestly she's such a dysgenic fuck it wouldn't surprise me if he outlived her.

he's now a fucking grandpa grooming young girls

Ba-ba-based much?

He will outlive a lot of the obese 30yos on this board

Not soon enough

yes sadly, if only he were actually lestat and could make good action for as long as he wanted

Tom Cruise will die in his lifetime

not if i die first

Sooner than later I hope.

I hope he has a clause in his contracts that they have to use the footage of his death in his kino and he dies doing a badass stunt for mission impossible 45

Young

Nigga, Ana is nearly 40

IT'S ONLY BEEN 20 YEARS SINCE HER 17TH BIRTHDAY YOU SICK FUCK

SHES A MIDDLE AGED WOMAN YOU SICK FUCK

HOLY shit! Are these Theatin levels even possible?

no way fag my liver is fucked

please god kill all lolifags and give their lifeforce to tom cruise so cinema can remain alive
when he passes then hollywood will truly be irredeemable
no actor has his work ethic or drive and theyll all lean heavily to cgi slop for anything and everything

That's ok, he already made the most important film of all time

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I'm 83 years old, so that's unlikely.

it would be a good death

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Apparently he's gonna be on the next space flight after the Katy Perry one. I have a weird gut feeling something is gonna go wrong and he'll die in a rocket crash. Kino way to go all things considered.

If he films on the ISS before it's decommissioned like has been speculated and dies on reentry from orbit there wouldn't be a much more spectacular or fitting way to go.

I genuinely think part of him wants to go out that way but a part of him is genuinely caring and empathetic to stunt people in the industry and wouldn't wanna make anyone feel responsible or endanger anyone else.

NO
he better not go on that retarded space flight and risk death... its probably way easier die from something like that than your average MI stunt
he should stay alive and lean back into dramatic roles like a few good men, eyes wide shut and vanilla sky....

young girls

Ana

You fucking retarded zoomer niggerfaggots all thing age gaps of any kind are literally rape, you are all cowards and retards. Also she's like 40.

Good

Outside of maybe some some redneck born in 1910 who is super gay for John Wayne westerns that is somehow still alive after a lifetime of eating fried butter sticks, anyone who claims someone has a better filmography than our boy Tommy is not a serious person

d-do you think he will invite us to his funeral?

Motherfucker got old since Top Gun 2.

Kek

will all the secrets be revealed then? his theta level

You don't know that for a fact. I could die today.

Not necessarily. Millennials are dying relatively young on average.

if she hasnt had her mid life crisis yet he can help her out