Andor General - Women Owe Me Sex Edition
Andor General
only dumb fags watch this
andor should have more seasons, its actually good nu wars
there is no tatoine or jedi
is twerking canon in Star Wars?
Ok
Ok
Ok
Just hear me out on this one
Just hear me out ok?
Twin Peaks
But....IN SPACE
We go for a season or two or 10 ish episodic space detectives following clues on a strange rebel case....yeah it will draw the female target demo right in...yeah ladies love this stuff eat it right up its MYSTERIOUS lol
Force Walk With Me
More like Rapedor
there is no tatoine or jedi
I would mow down all of you in a heartbeat for a chance to see the Jedi in an Andor type setting.
Mon Mothma's daughter.
Was the shot of the latina sucking on drugs, slowly and affectionately for an extended period of time really necessary?
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it took 1 season for Andor to devolve into shitty storytelling and "we need to have a discussion about rape in SW" shit
I tried telling you faggots.
Andor is full of sexy hot women left and right. NOT having a rape scene would have been the real crime.
bts from the actress that plays vel
White women pussy denied, thusly notice the incel now attempts to take sex he feels is owed to the empire from an illegal brownoid
White woman rejects, goes to brown
When Ferrix sends its people, they’re not sending their best.
They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us.
They’re bringing drugs.
They’re bringing crime.
They’re raped.
And some, I assume, are good people.
Reminder all nu wars is faggot shit
Why didn't Lieutenant Krole just offer her a hit of this and then avoid all the unpleasantness? She might have actually enjoyed it.
*Hispanic actors voice is heard laughingly*
So that's why they call her Bix....
How do you charge this
you jerk off with your homie while wearing
Ow lawds naw they best not be heagh
DEY BEST NOT BE HEAGH!
UwU
The jeeta and milf mothma'd daughter are the best girls
milf mothma'd daughter
in the scene where she's got her wedding gown on and talking to mom you can see her butt crack through it
finna rewatch
if an indian actress did that, her life would be fucked and some hindu would set her on fire.
Which volume of Star Wars: Andor: Lofi from Disney Music is your favourite, Andorbros?
Vol 4. coming in strong so far:
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Yes, Hindu nationalist men are pieces of shit.
Did she just kill herself?
Niamos?
Why didn't this retard stun her first, tie her up on her bed, and then do the deed? He got himself killed because he took the most difficult route possible.
Because no one in Andor remembers that the stun setting on blasters exists
Now where's the fun in that? Half of it is the process of pacification.
might have earnestly assumed she was into it.
Except the Empire is lawless
I still don't get why they resettled the Ferrix people in Imperial space at all. There's plenty of buttfuck nowhere Outer Rim planets to dump them where the Empire couldn't be bothered to look. Why settle them somewhere where having no ID could ever come up at all?
plenty of buttfuck nowhere Outer Rim planets to dump them
that's what happened
...that's what they did. They didn't plan for something because it starts happening in the story, anon. It's surprising to them.
Lieutenant Krole assumed this illegal was truly powerless and was fixing to demonstrate acts of mercy, as cruelty was the norm. Little did he know Bix is a terrorist, and this ignorance will cost him a mistake. Bix is brave, powerful, and stronk.
You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bit bigger darling
Or he could have brought some more guys just to be sure, and just have her knocked out the old fashioned way... and then do the thing while she's out.
Share with the BBC? SHARE WITH THE BBC?!?!?!? Have you gone mad and lost your mind?
Aight yo wratched illegul ass out heeaghh now foo I smack you wit dis cannuns
No, the planet they were on was clearly still in Imperial space, just super low priority. They talked about how the Empire had checked IDs at least once before, albeit not in a while. Actual nowhere Outer Rim planets don't have ID checks because they're literally not part of the Empire. Imperials only visit shitholes like Tatooine when they're actively looking for something there and then they fuck off again after they get what they want.
rape
srilankans are safe
Vader doesn't condone rape because it reminds him that he doesn't have a penis anymore and even if he did he'd never be able to get as hard as he did when he choked Padme.
he's literally Space Jeremy Renner
Is that... ATTEMPTED RAPE?! AAAAH HELP ME LORD VADER IM GOING INSAAAAAAAAAANE
Hm, fair enough that the Empire does extend into the Outer Rim to some degree, but they don't control the whole Outer Rim. My point is that the Ferrix people shouldn't be in Imperial space at all. There's plenty of non-Imperial space out there.
Wait you guys thought the imperials were the good guys or something?
It could be one of those "sphere of influence" situations where it isn't technically within the Empire's borders but it is within their 'control'.
This is my confusion as well. Apparently yes some people root for the Empire. It makes no sense because this is a fictional universe where the Empire will be intentionally depicted as a big fat evil losing side. Why not root for the winning team? Some people are retarded I guess.
Villains spontaneously become incompetent when the script says the villain must lose but the situation makes that logically impossible.
Eh, the fact that they're supposed to have ID papers implies to me that it's within Imperial borders, albeit probably on the fringes.
its like the wild west. yeah the Feds claimed "jurisdiction" out there but they didn't really have any unless actual Federal agents were there
Why not toot for the winning team?
Victrix causa deis placuit, sed vieta Catoni.
Now I want those racial apology BNWOE forms filled out in triplicate! On the double.
Sort of? There's a lot of Outer Rim worlds unambiguously outside Imperial borders where the Empire doesn't have jurisdiction, but they may just show up anyway if there's something they're after and no one can do anything about it. That SHOULD have been the situation the Ferrix people were in, rather than the ID thing. Might've even been more poignant in demonstrating that there's no escaping the Empire, even outside its borders.
watching this garbage after they recast an actor george lucas handpicked
KYS
Yeah, shitty recast, what can you do. Bail had big bro good guy energy, the guy on the left looks like a sleazy asshole. No kindness in his eyes.
show is called Andor
Andor is a side character
Why didn't they just call this Star Wars: Rebellion
They did the same with Bobba Fett and Mandalorian they took over each others shows along with all the side characters.
That'd cause justifiable confusion with Star Wars Rebels, that kid show with the Aladdin character, Thrawn, and so on.
It is funny that Rebels was "the real story of how the Rebellion got started!" and now Andor is basically that same premise but no for retarded children who enjoy jedi wank.
I like the recast better than the original Jimmy Smits portrayal.
I was assuming that black line is where you unscrew it and pop one of those tiny batteries in.
Why not root for the winning team?
Just because they won doesn't mean they were right.
The (((New))) (((Republic))) will turn out to be even worse shit than the Old Republic
Which reminds me, all these shows an no KotOR show. I guess if they made one everyone would notice how the sequels ripped off KotOR's storyline
Star Map to a mcguffin
Inexplicably force talented protagonist who turns out to have a past that no one expected
you're a fag
based
Andor filter those who enjoys fantasy wank a bit too much.
The torture scene from s1 was fantastic, well presented and had weight to it. The s2 rape scene is cheap shock value that adds nothing and is very generic.
Watching Tales of the Underworld while waiting for more Andor, kinda neat little series. Definitely better than Tales of the Empire
Are there any twileks in this show?
I like twileks. The females are strippers and the males are small-time crooks.
Jesse and Jane would have been twileks if BB took place in the Star Wars galaxy.
In the first episode of the first season I think I saw a couple. It's typical NuWars mostly humans or awful greyish brown aliens
Andor has had some of the best ayys Star Wars has had in a very long time
Not a high bar. I don't understand why the animated shows have Ithorians and Rodians, etc but the live action stuff just has the brown hairy blob aliens
Are you trolling? Retard. Andor has like 10 aliens in two seasons in the background and they are all ugly sequel designs or just ugly in general. Any other show was better in that regard. You can praise andor for literally anything but aliens.
Cad Bane's were OK, Ventress' fucking sucked balls, should have stayed dead.
The fishermen in S1 were better than most aliens in Star Wars in general
Yeah, okay, you're fishing for (You)s. Take it and kys. It was just another ugly ass generic bland sequel-like design, like that ugly motherfucker on Jakku who was Rey's boss played by Simon Pegg.
Always the Empire, heya. Why ye be postin' today? Ye won't troll me, neya.
Kinda neat how Ventress is trying to play it like she isn't part of the reason why the Jedi are being hunted but definitely could have been better. Also Disney keeps doing this seasoned veteran with a dark past adopts a child thing way to fucking much
Kleya is best
Then Hebe Mothma
Then Bix
Then Milf Mothma
Then the rest
guy on the right was a cringe villain on dexter and i can't recuperate the two
guy on the left looks way better
I don't like Kleya's dumb hair but I liked it when she smiled