Elden Ring movie in the works

Garland is poop. Terrible choice.

Name a living writer/director with a better track record.

Anyone else actually insanely hate elden ring's story, lore, and aesthetics? It would make a terrible movie.

Dark souls as tone. Dark souls has a theme.

What the fuck is the theme of Elden Ring? Glowing gold shit and incest homosexuality? Fucking fat faggot ruined and abandoned game of thrones and now we're stuck with this trash which is going to be milked repeatedly until we have Elden Ring: extraction at this rate.

a24 and elden ring are a horrible match. the fuck

How many movies does this nigga make jesus christ... Isn't he busy with 28 years later, and didnt he just release Warfare?

I don't know much about it or Dark Souls but I was always of the impression that it attempts to capture/interpret the Gotterdammerung motif.

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Stop believing every clickbait you see

this tbqh. I'd expect and welcome an A24/Expedition 33 film, but them getting tagged for fucking Elden Ring doesn't make a lot of sense to me

i might be a garland fanboy

He didn't direct 28 Years, he wrote it. Warfare he co-directed.

shotaGODS we fuarking won

I'm not but like him a lot.

All an Elden Ring movie would do is make me want to play Elden Ring instead of watch the movie.

Should have been Sekino

I can't WAIT for the le heckin let me solo her reference

How the fuck do you translate a fromsoft game to a film? it's probably the least adaptable game they could've chosen

wandering around areas and backtracking

dying to the same boss a hundred times

reading item descriptions

no spoken dialogue for 99% of your playtime

playing FromShit

Lmao. Nah, I'm good looking at the artbooks and listening to the soundtracks, thanks.

who will play him bros?

40 minutes of Ranni's questline

You just make shit up, put in any black or queer character wherever you want, fromsoft games don't have writing, they're just strings of bossfights with placeholder text

it'll likely be about events leading up to the Shattering if I had to guess

This. These games have almost no story or cutscenes whatsoever. The whole point is that the player is going through a fallen civilization and you're just putting all the remnants out of their misery. The most you could do as a movie is to tell a smaller story involving the characters and NPCs, but the broader story is pretty much impossible to adapt in a 2 hour movie.

Garland is taking a break from directing after Warfare so this is complete nonsense.

Alex Garland is a hack and I wish him nothing but the worst

death stranding movie: confirmed

will the og cast be in it?

Zanzibart (Idris Elba) has to fight emperor gwyn (paul dano) because he's evil and wants to do incest shit with his daughters

How does Fromsoftware get away with making the same game every time?

Likely, yeah. The link to the site breaking the "rumor" doesn't even work (anymore?).

Gamers are fucking retards

What drives someone to behave like this?

People don't want to play movie games.

You'd essentially make up a fantasy story and use the game for the necessary setting, maybe drop a few characters from the game as cameos
The "story" of ER is so bare that there isn't really much you could do with it, the most interesting part would be something that actually dives into the lore, like a story following Godfrey's discovery of the Lands Between/Marika and his manipulation into becoming the first Elden Lord and a tool of conquest

He's already in his trailer

Garland

Massive faggot. Should be Eggers.

i don't think so senpaitachi

Of all the souls games elden ring is the least interesting by far

Why not a demon, dark, or best of all a bloodborne movie?

I skipped elden ring because it looked bland, was gonna get nightreign to play with the bros but i kight even skip that if its getting this much glazing

Garland > Eggers

Nosferatu was so painful that I'm no longer excited about Eggers. Only stinker Garland has made is Men and he's been at it for way longer (couting his work as a screenwriter).

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Count your fucking blessings you're not getting jack black and john boyega doing soulsborne

garland fucking sucks. dredd was an accident.

the trannys jaw is unreal compared to mads and kojimbles lel

Normies don't know what Elden Ring is.

If it wasnt for dredd and sunshine I wouldnt care if he never existed

It’s ok when Japan does it.

It's the manga adaption

If a trailer ever comes out and it contains a line of dialogue then you'll know they're about to fuck it up.

he doesn't know

it's the least interesting

also i didn't play it

nigger

Garland has only done well with sci-fi.

UNPOPULAR TRUTH:

the story in Elden Ring (and Dark Souls moreso)(and Bloodborne even moreso) is terrible and not at all a compelling story that would make for a good film

It's literally just a knight wondering around a hellscape fighting monsters and occasionally being told there's some nonsense reason for why the monsters are so angry

This is Malebloodbora

She was the 6th wife of the Drunken King Hestofagring

But she was poisoned. Even in death she is so loyal though

Alex Garland is the right choice for director

also an Expedition 33 movie supposedly on the works

Hollywood suits are really getting that desperate, huh?
They know their usual shit isn't sticking anymore

Nah the blubborne and dork souls storys actually make sense if you're willing to engage in that kind of fantasy.

The only story worth telling in Elden Ring would be the rise of marika, from enslaved shaman, to revered saint, to goddess - to merciless crusader.
Dark Souls is much easier to adapt with a more grounded and down to earth story (literally just adapt Best Souls 2)

jack black yelling the names of things from the game

OOOOH ELDEN RING

I would love a Dark Souls film where the protagonist is mute.
They won't do that though, and instead will make him constantly tell jokes.
This is as good as it gets: youtube.com/watch?v=yrwUWF0d_kw&pp=ygUnZGFyayBzb3VscyBhcyBhbiA4MCdzIGRhcmsgZmFudGFzeSBmaWxt

They ran out of TV IPs to ruin so they switched to gaming recently. It doesn't have a story but it DOES have another fanbase to milk

He's coming...

cast Gwyndeldorf

anybody have the pic where he powers up and becomes myrmidon the redeemed or the forgiven or whatever it was

linus roache

Garland is the biggest pseud hack in the industry, possibly even worse than Nolan

Gross

Best art/visual design in the business

there's a non-zero chance we get this in a theatrical film

kek