Andor general

Why can't he just be autistic? Why does his mother have to be involved?

Tales of underworld is out
1 trash
2 kino
3 trash
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5 kino
6 kino

U guys realize that Empire is US and rebels are modern day equivalent of terrorists. How can you support rebels in Star Wars but can’t support ones in real life

You can support rebels in Dune , hunger games , Lord of the rings but can’t extend that morality to your world

Blandor is utterly soulless dogshit. It appeals only to teenage midwits from letterboxd and twitter film crowd, who think Nolan, Villeneuve and Eggers are the hottest shit ever, but something actually complex and designed to be thought provoking and requiring effort, like Tarkovsky, Bergman, Godard, Eisenstein and other actual filmmakers are "boring". So they settle for that kind of "serious" and "adult" capeshit — it's still capeshit, but, you see, it's kinda "serious", "dark" and "adult", even though it is fundamentally set in the universe of silly super people wearing spandex suits and capes, based on the literal children's media. The perversion and subversion of said children's media seems "smart" to them. But in reality, it is inferior to both. It is nothing but joyless, pretentious, ugly drivel that adds absolutely nothing in terms of narrative or themes, and only exploits the name of the IP in order to promote the author's unnecessary, obnoxious "take" on what he considers fundamentally below them. Utterly irrelevant, pointless, needless story, without a single creative bone in its body. It's revolting. All you need is characters talking constantly without actually saying anything, and a bunch of forced, cringe, emmy bait monologues to make midwits lose their shit. Embarrassing.

Actual Star Wars has infinitely more substance and depth than any culturally irrelevant thing Disney and/or (heh) Tony Gilroy have come up with in their careers.

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tonight's the night, we learn if the show becomes true kino boy!! You're here, and you're ready to watch!

I want to watch red phosper NVG pov scenes of imperial commandos doing Visit Board Search And Slaughter and they're exactly as effective as they look

give us about 15 minutes to get to know our dirtbag rebel crew

then something heavy strikes the bottom of the hull, about 10 seconds later the power dies

we get to watch an unsat, unqual'd crew respond to a total darken ship casuality the way a peice of shit unsat crew would

then an airlock explodes open, que red NVG pov

hyper accurate commandos running the latest in imperial aimbot technology sweep the p-ways slasher style and there's nothing that can be done to slow them down

ends with rebels finding the wreckage much later, everything is massively fucked up

there's explosives rigged to blow in anticipation of a rescue sqaud and that kills them too

always ends with a full powered imperial march over the credits

Andor suitcase got 200.000 credits (170.000, to be more exact). The entire Rono, with all those credits canisters must have been way more than only 40.000.000.

Maybe half billion.

can’t extend that morality to your world

just as I can't extend unrealistic starships and laser swords to the real world

But enough with January 6th apologism anon.

How can you support rebels in Star Wars but can’t support ones in real life

we do...

this have potential, keep trying
ventress episodes are ss kino

DEsperately need a star wars board.

there's only two more weeks (counting this week) of star wars content remaining until whatever slop gets released next many months from now
you'll live

Hope next episode has some Krennic KINO.

Nah, in general, I think it's a '''''franchise''''' worth its own board. If there's pony shit and Pokemon, why not a bit of space kino?
It's obviously loved, has a huge universe of fan content, and still generates discussion.

It's a shame it takes up 10%+ here. Nobody wins. Disney/Marvel need the same treatment, too.

Woke garbage

They only managed to get away with a small part of the credits stored in the vaults.

When will season 2 get interesting?

those were made as containment boards to get that shit off the rest of the site, which works like 80% of the time. not because they were franchises big enough to warrant it.

..... exactly.

Would the Empire employ DEI and Critical Race Theory since they are evil ideologies, or no because they are inefficient?

you won't win here, eternal star-wars-is-shit spammer

because its a diverse white power movement just like MAGA in real life. its incredibly kino

When more bad things happen to Bix Nood

yes, but their DEI initiative constists entirely of Thrawn

do you guys think we will get a happy ending to this series or a depressing one.

it has to end in a way that lets it run right into the movie, so it will be them learning about the death star and despairing over it. all while reeling from the deaths of the characters not in the movie

I don't care about Bix Nood, tho

bane stuff is pure kino, shame its so short i would love to see a full season of his rise and doing bounty hunter stuff, but knowing disney he would probably turn good and start helping jedi or something

i hope they offset this with some truly heroic and inspiring moments that are beyond kino

hen Ferrix sends its people, they’re not sending their best.
They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us.
They’re bringing drugs.
They’re bringing crime.
They’re raped.
And some, I assume, are good people.

have mother problems

autist so he can't do anything but back away

its both dipshit

he is dead and died an asshole in the book of fat bob

jesus christ i just had a stroke watching that

She became a junky and then a reformed girlboss rebel in the space of a few hours.

Robert Anthony Rodriguez cinéma. Magnifique.

wtf? i never watched this past the first ep,
so this is the fight between two most legendary bounty hunters kek

These modern prequels can never explain why things were so diverse and then not so diverse a few years later in the timeline. House of dragon and rings of power are the worst at this. In new hope 99% of the rebels are white. The diversity were the aliens.

The diversity were the aliens.

thats racist

I can't wait for the next exciting new episodes tonight!

Moustache undercover ISB guy is probably going to get caught this arc.

Yeah. It's hilarious how literal proxy animation from unfinished TCW episode from 2012 is infinitely better directed and edited than this hundreds millions of dollars live-action crap directed by the Hollywood finest in the year of our lord 2020+.

This was supposed to be Cad Bane's original death before Disney canned the series and proceeded to pointlessly milk the characters for all they're worth. In Filoni's mind, that slop directed by Robert Rodriguez was better than what was done with George Lucas years ago. Astonishing.

Bu bu bu I fought I was a webel! I fought I was on your side!

There are no sides! You knew this when you let me turn you.

Wow! Another cold moment from Luthen. I'm beginning to think he might be a little cold and cynical.

the fuck is this

I'm thinking more the ISB catches him being a double agent more than Luthen backstabbing him for no reason

Original concept design for Grogu.

This dude.

Get it?!

He should betray the rebellion. His ISB buddies are way nicer to him anyway, Luthen and Kleya just treat him like a servant boy.

Am I a fucking idiot for thinking they recast Cad Bane's VA in Tales of the Underworld but it was actually one of the kids who would grow up and become Cad Bane?

another time skip and probably more filler

andor is the best star wars that disney made and its still kinda mid, why cant disney actually hire good writers they have the money, besides andor anything else is pure trash

Can they even time skip anymore? I thought there was only a year left until the events of R1.

why cant disney actually hire good writers

they are actually rare and are usually booked on other projects.

Yes, they skip two more years. Last arc was BBY3, tonight is BBY 2, the final one is BBY 1, and I suspect the epilogue will be BBY0, which is when Rogue One happens.

Is it just me or is the editing of season 2 really poorly done. Just weird timing of cutaways in between different story threads.

Almost everything about S2 is poorly done, apart from the SFX ironically.

and what did we learn about how andor became this super secret agent for the rebelion he gets 10% of screen time

Well yeah, it seems more like lore checkboxes of things that happen in rogue one.

here is yavin!

here is cassian dressing up as someone else like at the end of rogue one!

here is mon mothma joining the rebels!

here is cassian meeting funny robot!

There is not much in terms of actual character development here. That was in S1. S2 is just lore and killing off characters who aren't in Rogue One.

Dey best not be heagh....on gawd...

OH HELLS NAW not is this black girls magic

You want a center slice or a corner square sugar?

They're squeezing 4 seasons into 1 season with 4 arcs so that's not a surprise

imagine getting a whole season of just space kansas and the retards in the yavin jungle
also a season-long wedding ceremony

imagine going back to pol

first official post TROS content is a book about finn and jannah teaming up

who the fuck wants this

I think my issue is more that the balance is off
too much time on the wedding, not enough on the character building stuff or cassian doing rebel things
brown rebel woman barely showed up then died in 5 minutes
still some bright sparks here and there, hopefully it will end on a high note

*Laughingly*
Wait how many Bothans did you say?
*Dances*

When will we get some cool celebrity cameos like the Mandalorian with Bill Burr and Steve Buscemi? I don't recognize any of the strange british "people" they hired as "actors".

remember when Bill shit on star wars and said hed never want to be in it...

I'm hoping for a Jack Black cameo as a sith lord

The people who don't mind this

did season 1 start before they knew they where gonna cut the seasons from 5 to 2? because in season 1 he wasnt a rebel spy at all it was al a set up for the future.
with andor, luthen, saw gerrera and shitty rebel cells fucking stuff up they could actually make something actually good out of this if the streched it out to 5 seasons even 3 would be enough now its way to rushed and it still has loads of filler

I don't think that's really Tony Gilroy's thing. He doesn't even like Star Wars that much.

He doesn't even like Star Wars that much.

That's the MO of every liberal cunt who's been handed an established fantasy series for the past decade.

how did Bix Nood get inside Gorst's apartment?

Mandalorian has a special guest appearance by Timothy Olyphant

Andor has random "british" brownoid anglo "person" number 500

Huh.....

He was the least believable of the drug lords and his exit made the series only better.

They went from completely laying low and afraid to leave their apartment to knowing exactly where a top imperial agent was, infiltrating his building and blowing it up.

Do these people get handed adaptations because they hate the source material or because they're shitters who can't get any work besides adaptations?

not his apartment wtf
the ISB spoke about expanding the Gorst shit into a big program for interrogations, and guess who was in this conversation - Lonni Jung. If you can't put the pieces together, then idk what to tell you

The ISB mole knew about Gorst being on Coruscant, so presumably offscreen he told Luthen, who then told Andor and Bix, who then apparently sneaked into the Imperial Navy compound with seemingly zero effort.

The ridiculous part is that Bix only ran into a single guard on the way out, who she was able to shoot out in the open, and then just kept going along her way. We're never going to get even some handwave explanation like "Cassian was running some diversion" or "It was in the middle of a shift change" or something. All we can conclude is that a top Imperial torture specialist was in an office with as much security as the average DMV.

and guess who was in this conversation - Lonni Jung

Luthen has been shown to be extremely cautious up to now. To expose his top mole just to assassinate an imperial torturer is absurd. The whole point of the imperial false flag on Ghorman is to expose the rebels as dangerous terrorists and Luthen is going to just help that further by setting off a bomb in Coruscant? idk what to tell you

I agree that the sequence was poorly done, including the walking-away-from-explosions trope. Felt out of step, out of place

Luthen was the real controlled opposition all along. Every single action he's taken has been in service of provoking the Empire into more extreme security measures. He's just using accelerationism as a ruse. I'd bet he reports directly to Tarkin.

Again, I don't think the sequence is superwell done, but that is what happens. one more scene with Luthen giving them the mission or sth would have helped, but whatever

The ridiculous part is that Bix only ran into a single guard on the way out

the building was still being set up, not even open for business yet.

Yup. Again driving home the point of imperial arrogance

this is also why I like the second death star.

The writer's handling of that sort of stuff feels inconsistent to me. Like they'll be full on 1984 surveillance state one scene and then the next they'll just be inattentive dopes playing Nazi. And it doesn't just feel like realistic variance of competence between different officers.

Will there be a honeymoon episode?

I think we may have gotten a bit of that if the 3ep arcs were full seasons. I'm not sure we will see her again

There's already been a timeskip and I've heard they're doing another. So no, I'd be surprised if Mon's daughter shows back up at all.