Why?

I see two white americans, and white americans are very white, we only got 2% african genes on average, so europoors should stop seething and tank us that we, the whitest whites to ever white, take our time to represent the white race around the world, when I say america you say thank you

AMERICA!

I don't believe you, you would never get through if you did that

Jake was always black

Oceania was at war with Eastasia. Oceania had always been at war with Eastasia.

THANK YOU

skate to where the puck is going

Negrophile country

6% of america

account for 80% of rape

Unironically how do you guys put up with this

broader appeal to the lgbt community

What would be wrong if an astronaut or scholar picked up the phone? Those jobs have a high IQ requirements and are very accomplished so wouldn't they be perfect to get help from??

me after i listened to the wu-tang album

Not only did he not look the same, he acted completely differently. These commercials were the epitome of the modern soulless brand of humor every commercial has now. The only one that was even remotely funny was when EA tried to force blacks to listen to them by inserting them into shitty video games. youtube.com/watch?v=NBi0JV6fHK0 Imagine inserting a $60 disc just to listen to an insurance ad lol

i bet he is super fucking racist now lol

So you could cry and shit your pants about it for 20 years

They wanted a mascot character like Flo from Progressive that they could plug into any situation

White fragility is free marketing

me after not tipping at a restaurant

He also kills the Bateman commercial otherwise it would be cool.

Then:

"Hello this is Steve, and how can we help you today? :^)"

Now:

*with big lipped monkey lips too close to the mic* "YA HLO DIS CHAWNTONE DA FUCK YOU WANT"

i bet he is super fucking racist now lol

This lmao

The main issue with Black Jake as a character is that his only defining characteristic is that he is black. Other commercial characters have a unique personality or attitude. Ask anyone to describe the new Jake as a character: "He's, uh… black. And, uh... nice." Just so boring

same way they cope with them being responsible for most mass shootings, focus on the ones committed by white people

Hehe :)

Based SNL
youtube.com/watch?v=bTNiweGySc4

The weird part is they now completely worship the State Farm employee after he became a black guy. No longer finding him simply helpful, he's showered with gifts, adored and elevated above the customers in status... it's super-creepy.

I always think about how puzzling and retarded it is. "Jake" became a meme precisely because he was a random, schlubby white corporate guy on the other end of the phone not a mistress. That became a famous meme. State Farm, in all of their retarded autism, somehow thought it was just the name, and tried to turn it into a swaggy cool black guy.

I went to the DMV recently and the female scholars and seasonless were both cunts. I think a guy would've been more helpful by virtue of knowing the basics of cars

I always think about how puzzling and retarded it is.

In the aftermath of the Floyd Riots, kikes realized they could easily force companies to feature more nogs by drawing attention to the fact that their ads weren't currently full of nogs.

Forced diverisity and fag training

Because the first ad made a disgusting transphobic joke.

youtube.com/watch?v=47cAxRX3aDg

Believe it or not blacks don’t bat that much higher than average on rape but natives do

I think he's pre-Floyd though. Like 2015 or something like that. They never made an attempt with "white Jake" they just used the Jake name. Which is also retarded because there isn't a black man alive named Jake.

holy soul

They got a lot of Jacobs tho

Black rape rate is almost 2x the white rate per capita according to your pic.

What's funny is that this is the edited version of the original. In the original ad, the wife says "She sounds like a guy". They had to change it to "She sounds hideous" because you know....trannies.

it's literally quadrupled

The new jake first appeared in 2020

oh yeh I forgot, that's pretty lame. At least it's not completely changed

I think he's pre-Floyd though. Like 2015 or something like that.

Black Jake debuted in 2020.

it's literally quadrupled

Oh yeah, you're right.

The fuck is anon talking about, "almost average" lol

Ok that was good

“That much” was the operative phrase here. This is expected given the track record in other violent crime areas. But natives are an even smaller sliver (about 1.7%) and account for over half of rates. I think you might also be severely underestimating the size of the black population, which is around 14-15%

And it's probably underreported in black communities and overreported in white to boot. White women will have drunk sex then report a regret rape. Black girls will get gangbanged while blacked out on drugs and then wake up shrug and turn on a Tyler Perry movie.

I think you guys might be dogshit at math. Blacks are something like 14% of the population so aren’t significantly overrepresented in rape statistics; they’ve got a much higher representation in traveling for prohibited sexual contact and more minor sex crimes like harassment. Native Americans are an almost 30fold increase on their population numbers. I highly doubt this means every Native American man is a rapist though. More likely, natives are more culturally inclined towards reporting things like marital rape. Ultimately crime statistics are what is reported rather than what actual occurred (a complete unknown when your scale is an entire country), so while blacks are overrepresented in rape statistics, it’s not by nearly as much as other minorities.
It’s quite the opposite in practice. Concrete family units in white communities are significantly less likely to report more common types of rape (people you know) due to fear of shattering the family unit. Less concrete family units and communities involve more reporting of these common types of sex crimes because there’s less of a stigma around it.

Have you ever known someone who got raped because I grew up in white trash city and knew lots of rape and molestation victims that never reported it. It’s consistently underreported because it’s pretty much impossible to prove outside of a rape kit and if the perpetrator is a known party with support in the community it can cause problems.