Andor General - Greatest Scene in all of Star Wars Edition

my bad, that actually puts my hopes up a little bit more knowing they can put another arc in

WATCH ANDOR!!!

kilometers

I don’t read EU or never tuned in for the Disney shows or spin-offs, but is this the first time that they’ve used kilometers as the entire of measurement? What happened to parsecs and shit?
At least it’s not miles I guess. Leagues would have sounded better though.

a parsec is not a measurement of distance

alright Han Solo

anon she's 15 years old that's a big part of the reason why she is so hot

ANOTHER tie only made to become lego set

i'm tired.

yea I like it, I thought only 3 arcs wouldn't get them to rogue one, 4 makes more sense, I mean they said the end would lead straight into rogue one and this started 4 years before so 1 arc per year

This one was released in the animated Rebels series, you nog.

Han Solo completed the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs.

why isn't everything like this?

Because unless you find a show 10/10 or frankly 11/10, no sane person has the stamina to keep up with 3 hours of content being dropped every week on just a single series.

inb4 stagger it out yourself

Of course that's the solution. That's not the issue, it's just a poor way releasing everything at once in a giant forrent.

Andor has had literally one Lego release. Even Luthen's ship hasn't gotten a Lego model.

Hourglass figure

who is nigger now

sure, but that we BEFORE it go popular
tie avenger will 100% be a lego set

this one is premium version with heavy armor
it even has hyper drive

eh.. was it really that good, though..?

Dictionary Definitions from Oxford Languages
parsec
/ˈpɑːsɛk/
noun: parsec; plural noun: parsecs
a unit of distance used in astronomy, equal to about 3.26 light years (3.086 × 1013 kilometres). One parsec corresponds to the distance at which the mean radius of the earth's orbit subtends an angle of one second of arc.

goddammit solo I said shut up

Can we adress actual elephant in the room
How many shotas were raped by Mon Mothma after all those shots

Why is this season so shit? The tonal shift is jarring and it focuses on the boring characters too much.

Too many shitty side characters/subplots

They should be focused on giving all screen time to:
- Cassian
- The imperial officers
- Skarsgard rebel spyder

But they do the opposite. Cassian scenes felt like barely 10 minutes of the episodes.

the rest can all be skipped, worthless filler

LOL someone used to have a job renting manual cars to American tourists.

It would help if I cared about Andor, Mothmas daughter or Andors gf but I don't. Especially Andor, I know he survives so there's no tension in any of his scenes.

we dont say the r word in reference to mommys

a better term might be "involuntary affection"

ok first arc I cared about the imps of course, if you don't care about syril and dedra wtf are you doing here? I cared abot some of the wedding stuff but only so far as it involved lucien his assisant and mon mothmas break down, do not give a flying fuck about her daughter and only care about her husband cause he's funny. I barely cared about the farm stuff, the general idea of the imps fucking with some random farm sure but I really don't care about rape girl and co really dont. For Cassian I just wanted him to shoot all the idiots and leave, I get the point dissipate rebel groups are often a bunch of morons sure, but we already did that in season 1 with the heist ep and andor training them to not be retarded, it felt they just had nothing for him to do until he saved his gf so they came up with this nonsense, it was entertaining at times sure but surely they could've come up with something better to delay him for 3 fucking episodes. However over all it was better then the first 3 eps of the first season which were carried hard by syril. Hoping the next arc is better, do remember the best arc of s1 was 3 with the prison break.

spoiler

Not nearly enough.

They have to release all of it before the end of May in order to qualify for the Emmy's nominations this year.

No, it's shit and erases the shows from everyone's memories much faster, and leaves no room for suspense or theory.
It's a shit decision that Disney made for idiotic reasons, and the finniest thing it's not going to win an Emmy no matter what because Scifi never win these awards.

they are releasing it in the arcs it was designed in, it makes perfect sense thats an incredibly stupid thing to say, it was made to be watched 3 eps at a time so was the first season but gilroy didn't have the pull to make them do it first time.

people struggle to find 3 hours a week

what?

Yeah, no, it's purely to meet the Emmy deadline. Otherwise they would have done it for S1 as well.

Disney would not rush it for any other reason, especially when they lose money from it.

>it's purely to meet the Emmy deadline

Trusting and using plebbit as a source

Kill yourself

Trusting and using plebbit as a source

cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/tv/a64540615/andor-season-2-schedule/
imdb.com/news/ni65247473/?ref_=tt_nwr_2

Kill yourself you retarded cretin.

did you just post some leddit shit as proof? lmfao

every 3 episodes is a 1 year jump in time

this week it's 3 years before the battle of yavin, last week was 4 years

see and kys as well.

Otherwise they would have done it for S1 as well.

no they wouldn't they had no faith in Andor at all, they were throwing money at a wall and trying see what stuck, and guess what all the shit they banked on tanked because it was shit, the only thing that came out smelling like roses was andor so now gilroy has the pull to do anything he fucking wants

Only downside is that we won’t be able to discuss each episode each week, and we have to clumping 3 episodes into one discussion

It also tends to make people only remember and talk about the last episode that is released and the first 2 are forgotten

I agree that week to week is much better, especially for dramas and action series where pacing is critical

jesus wept you are literally brainwashed

The Amazon model is the best, drop 3 to gain interest, end on a cliffhanger on the 3rd episode, then do weekly release.

Netflix model of dumping all at one is the worst
even they know it which is why they started doing Part 1 and Part 2 to split the releases of their most popular shows (stranger things etc).

the design of this show is different though, its 3 eps = one story, unlike most shows these days where its one story over 8-10 eps, I mean look at OP thats from ep 1, its discussed as a whole, maybe not on plebbit but here it is. Essentially its 4 tv movies and this was the first one.

source

cosmopolitan.com/

FUCKING LMAO

Cope and apologize

go back you moron

seethe

you just can't help yourself can you leddit?

seethe chuddie

yep called it, what is wrong with you?

Why didn't you protect her?

where the fuck do you think you are?

wait when did they say kilometer? did i miss it?

Bros.. should I stay awake..? I have to go to work 5 hours later at 8 :/

Nah. Don't spoil your enjoyment by deprivation. Load it on phone or notebook if you can watch it on a job. Otherwise just wait

it will be at least an hour later for the torrent to release so go to bed, unless...wait you, you don't actually pay for disney do you?

Hes cool because hes doing cool stuff. i dont care about chandrilan weddings with shitty world building or a Anon Babble mommy gf autistic bf couple that lives in an apartment on coruscant that may as well be an apartment in our real world. also the wheat planet characters shouldve ended in s1. bix and the terrorist mutt kid and also braxo or whatever his name is shouldnt be in this season, bix maybe could just be written off as "yeah we freed her and now shes on some fuck off planet with ptsd the end"

The Metric system is superior, especially for space stuff where you need preciseness. see that happened to the Hubble mirror when NASA used inches instead of cms.

Of course goatroy would know that.

there are free streaming sites you can get it on the second it drops on disney. same quality and everything.

if you don't care about dedra and syril you need to leave right now and never come back, they are the heart and soul of this story.

nah dedra is cool but them being in a relationship tells me the writers browse Anon Babble when season 1 was airing. i want to see her being invovled in total ghorman death, not mommying this retarded wagie fuck up.

fair enough, I don't do that streaming sites can cut out or drop quality especially with a popular show and nope dl or nothing for me.

yeah ever since the downfall of fmovies i've had to have at least 3 sites bookmarked to switch between when one is being retarded. but its more the servers they host on then the sites themselves, and sometimes different sites will still use the same servers.

nah I never watch good tv or movies on phone or laptop I want to enjoy the big screen
guess I'll wait, no one I know from work watches it so they won't spoil me I guess
won't visit 4ch thoever

you don't actually pay for disney do you?

Haha no way

did you not watch the end of s1? of course they are they kissed by the rules of the autist they both are they must now be in a relationship, they kissed in appropriately loyal fashion, no takesy backsies, they agreed by mutual face smacking they are in a relationship end of season 1. It would be ridiculous if they weren't.

Their story is boring, useless, without a point, and it doesn't contribute anything to the overall story.
If you cut out all their scenes everything would have been the same, only less boring.

The mole ridden british blonde hag is also a pain to look at which is very uncomfortable.

If the worst part of the show and you need to stop pretending it's something else that it is not.

syril and dedra perfectly compliment each other if you don't understand that then once again you need to go the fuck back. They may not be the couple the empire deserves but its the couple they need right now.

i dont want couples in my teevee. i win

god you are a tiresome faggot, I bet you are the sort of retard that wants muh space laser swords and muh mandos, shut the fuck up they are uite literally the best thing about this show and always have been, move along this show isn't for you.

the trials of your virginity is neither relevant nor wanted here. Dedra and Syril fuck now and its kinky as all fuck.

The metric system has been canon since 1977.

you are fresh off deviant art.

No, you are simply self inserting yourself as Syril, because he is just as autistic and pedantic like you. So you think better of him.
And you like to think you will also have a chance with an equally autistic blonde girl in real life too, one which will make you breakfast and watch WWII documentaries with you and complain about immigrants together.

I hope you realize Gilroy is making fun of this stereotype and you should not be sympathizing with them. not to mention you will not attain this fantasy of yours.

I've never been their you tarded tourist, you should lurk a lot longer before attempting to post.

It's not that kinky.
During penetration Dedra is always on top, and she mostly avoids eye contact, and keeps her moans under control. Dedra can be on her back while getting head, Dedra never gives head.

damn that settles it. i was worried for a second i was gonna have to be outraged over the usage of kilometer in my sci fi kino. i bet they used this exact scene to confirm they were allowed to use it too.

why are you so mad

no I am just enjoying this insanely entertaining autistic romance, you might be surprised to learn this but the whole "self-insert" thing is a ploy real normal people don't "self-insert" as the villains but that doesn't mean they don't find them incredibly entertaining, I know as a mousecuck you'd find this impossible to believe but its the truth.

Dedra never gives head.

based

incorrect, dedra is the sub during sex, its the whole thing between the, syril can finally be dominate but only in the bedroom, its when syril puts on dedras bosses wig and outfit and orders her to submit to the empire it gets a bit weird to say the least.

why are you so stupid leddit tard? no I have never been to your leddit sites and never will you bizarre tourist. Why do you come here and expect anons to have any idea what the fuck you faggots talk about over their?

what is leddit

New 'sodes when?

This is complete nonsense fanfiction, it's simply not within their characters to be this sexual and imaginative to waste this much time for roleplay in the bedroom. While Syril would want a little more excitement, and at times tenderness, he's too work focused. Neither Dedra or Syril would want to bother with silly roleplay.

its the site you've come from tourist I would think that was obvious, exactly how stupid are you faggots?

rent is due dont keep your mom waiting i'm sure she's working very hard to support you

Tonights three episodes won't be filler. ....r r right?

One thing that's very erotic about lovemaking with Dedra is she abjectly refuses to let you touch and part of her body with your hands. That doesn't sound like a big deal but believe me the sensual ramifications are substantial.

nonsense they are both sexually repressed to an extreme degree, their is no verbal communication however a certain kinky roleplay happens as a matter of course as they are both finding release from the oppressive system they both 100% are dedicated too. it is only a hint of anarchy something that both excites and disturbs them, nothing outright treasonous, you know I'm right.

Yeah this could make sense

I saw so many people saying the new season is boring and it put me off watching it again. Is it really that bad?

It's worse.

, their is no verbal communication however a certain kinky roleplay happens

If there's no communication, there's no roleplaying, this makes no sense.

as they are both finding release from the oppressive system they both 100% are dedicated too.

As they are 100% dedicated to it they need no release from it, makes even less sense.

This is so stupid.
You want a thing, but you're even contradicting yourself while you're arguing for it, in the same fucking post.
You're trying to fit in an archetype into a situation that doesn't fit in, every dominant person at work, isn't secretly a submissive at home, this is just a wild cope to bring down the boss or projection your own wishes.

all parts that dont involve andor or krennic are pretty bad. luthen would be kino but hes wasted in the first 3 eps. the next 3 will be much better becuase no more wheat planet and no more chandrilan wedding.

who cares what you watch or don't? its the last season, its all already done nobody gives a single wet shit if you watch it or not, fuck off

What was the point of that, OCD? Is that supposed to be a symbol? probably just retarded and shouldn't read too much into it as if it were dark souls

being contradictory in a complicated autistic relationship is par for course, yes its nonsensical yes its bizarre, thats how they click. Sorry virgin anon not everything makes logical sense especially when it comes to two very logical autistic people in a bedroom.

only the first 3 episodes are out and i didnt enjoy them, do whatever you want though

It's supposed to express that they're anxious about making sure every detail is perfect for Syril's exigent fault-finding overbearing shrew of a mother

verbal

if its not verbal then their is no communication

you uh have a touch of tism eh? like maybe a lot more then a touch

you cared enough to reply to her

do you get paid per post or by the hour?

Dedra is into vore

her

lmfao you are so obvious you idiot. So? I cared enough to reply to you, I don't care if "she" watches it or not that doesn't mean I won't give "her" aka you shit for being a faggot in a dress.

Apologize to the lady

Except they also go into excruciating detail with the Mon wedding dance shite. It's supposed to be a critique of the upper class in comparison to the commie farm commune but when you know the makers actively live like the former it comes across as shallow posturing.

It depends on the length and dynamic of the post., there's an algorithm

you are a dude wearing a dress you are a laughing stock nothing more.

I saw so many dishonest chuds saying propaganda about this show

saying propaganda

falling for it

you don't mean same size vore, do you?

These bots really need to get better at context, the AI messes up so fast when multiple people are involved.

Lieutenant wagie stuck counting grain on a fly over planet instead of crushing ghornigger skulls.

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aye

andor dies in rogue one
he is never in any peril during the show
only mind numb midwits think otherwise

why does that matter

no-one thinks he is, its about what he does or doesn't accomplish, lets take the opening scene, we have no idea if he will get away in the prototype tie, or he will get captured or any number of other things will happen, only cassain and mon mothma will for sure make it out, Mon is already losing her soul and its likely her entire family will die, same with each and every other character. Will anyone of Cassians friends survive? no probably not. If you really want the will they won't they die? stakes thats where it is.

Is he back?

so you're part of it?

Part of what?

don't play dumb, you look like you're part of it

im just a Anon Babble poster

multi year gap between season 1 and season 2

im supposed to remember who all the mon mothma faggots are

i do not give a single shit about this wedding plot holy hell. i dont even remember which of the 3 non-skarsgard guys is supposed to be her husband. it legit took me 2 episodes to realize their kid was named "lida". i thought they were calling her "leader" because shes the heir to the throne lmfao

every star wars show is like this honestly

show is called X

half the episodes are dedicated to not X

book of bobba fett was about mando
obi wan was about kid leah
andor is about some gay wedding

Anon Babble posters don't run

andor is about some gay wedding

the wedding is over and there's nine more hours to go

you need to calm down anon, janny assistance please, hang onto this one

The episode 2 was awful
The music and dance ruined the whole thing

the next 3 episodes will be about the fallout from the wedding
the final 3 episodes will be about lida starting her own rebellion™ by getting a divorce

book of bobba fett was about mando

It was more about his female "sidekick" Fennec. They are all bait&switches for female empowerment.

anon having a poor memory is no-ones fault but your own

I just watched fire walk with me and apart from coop I have no idea who these people are...

no really fucking zoomers, watch a recap video or something jfc

their are 4 arcs this season not 3, and no obviously mon will lose her whole family and take up the mantle when lucien dies when cassian kills him

i still havnt seen a webm of the scene

Here you go.

.

gonna be honest, i just dont give a shit about this show. i wasnt hyped for it, im not invested in it, i wouldnt care enough to even watch a recap or browse Anon Babble threads to catch up. i didnt even know season 2 came out until i saw it trending on a torrent website. im only watching this because i have nothing better to watch

I watched Revenge of the Sith at Kinoplex last night and fuck me, that movie is dark but still fun. Andor is just Star Wars without any joy or creative passion.

gonna be honest, i just dont give a shit about this show. i wasnt hyped for it, im not invested in it, i wouldnt care enough to even watch a recap

_Kalkite.

i laughed when they said "the emperor has plans for unlimited power"

kino

feel free to not watch it

I'm curious about people like you. So you don't watch anything and don't keep up and listen to the Beatles and watch Godfather over and over again or whatever, but still you come to the film and tv board Anon Babble... What do you expect to find here? What happens when you see the thread for the Godfather, how does it make you feel? Is it like winning a jackpot and is that why you keep visiting, Every act of witnessing is a gamble?

1MB for that blurry mess of pixels.

feel free to not look at it

lego

why doesn't disney create actual model kits any more, bandai has been making good kits for significantly smaller franchises

ffucking kek

Star Wars channel

Won't cover Star Wars

hmmm