Why are Star Wars fans never happy?

Why are Star Wars fans never happy?

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There’s like a fuckton of them and andor is a slow burn and it’s boring

Why are you so butthurt that someone doesn't want to watch Disney slop?

The real question is, why is Disney so fucking inconsistent.

More like why do "Star Wars fans" even exist anymore?

lmao is this real

RAPE? NO GLOWSTICKS???

They are upset their baby space magic series has adult relations in it because they are too pussified to even attempt non-consensual sex so that scene in Andor made them even more insecure in their utter lack of masculinity.

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Based and appropo

they don't, but tubers who make money off it still exist, as do their fans

I was happy until episode II

Theory just wants cartoons about Jedi, he doesn't care about the rest of the Star Wars universe

OP triggered LMAO

It's clearly the Star faggot in the image that is triggered.

he's a youtuber, they rely on drama to get clicks. if all is fine and dandy then it's less views. they are slaves to the algorithm.

No one believes that, hon.

But he is triggered by the show. That's a fact.

His views are tanking and he's losing subscribers. Seems like a bad idea to centre your channel around a dying franchise.

Where are the magic powers???

He thinks acolyte is better than andor simply because acolyte has lightsabers

The acolyte would've been a much better and more meaningful show if they'd taken more inspiration from something like Char's Deleted Affair.

I genuinely can’t understand anyone caring about soi wars beyond the original trilogy. Like what is wrong with you

I don't know about other fans but I was pretty happy before Gisnep took over.

Someone doesn't care about Andor?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

this is how all of you look
the fact that this thread even exists makes you pathetic

Andor is where this faggot finally puts his foot down and not some of the worst shows ever made by a human? My God what a fucking loser.

Show for all ages.
Show for adults.
Simple as.

OTrannies like you are the reason the sequels were as uninspired as they were. Even after JJ spelled it out for you with all the subtlety of a house on fire, you still can’t see how your abhorrent posts are the reason why shit like TFA gets made. You have been the problem for 26 years and you still don’t get it.

0tCan't just stop covering it entirely and never mention it again. Have to announce it. 300 videos later still discussing why he won't talk about it while talking about it.

Both should be allowed, really.

be cake enjoyer

keep ordering cake and get served shit

ummm why can't they just enjoy it?

Zoom zoom.

Zoom zoom yourself off a cliff.

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Because naming a ship after it is honouring slavery where as rape is still depicted as a bad thing. Are you seriously so stupid you can’t understand the difference?

You tried.

honouring slavery

Except it wasn’t. It was more of a “never forget how shit your life used to be” type of thing for Jango.

I don't get this all or nothing mentality about what Star Wars should be - didn't the EU go a bunch of different directions? Why can't there just be 'this is Star Wars for a general audience', 'this is Star Wars very much aimed at a younger audience', 'this is Star Wars aimed at a mature audience'? Do I just not grasp how central to their identity Star Wars is to some people, and that when it does not conform to their rigid and narrow expectations they loose their mind as they think all Star Wars should be tailored to them? Don't get me wrong, I can understood people not liking Andor (and circlejerking it is bad), but it just seems a waste of their energy to get so worked up over it and yet only every shallowly critique it. Obviously there are retards that like things simply because it has Star Wars in the name (and those people often either like everything or just like shit), but there seems just as many more people that are more in love with Star Wars as an idea that forms part of their identity and when that does not match their idea they respond to it as an afront.

Andor is better than the OT

Why can't there just be 'this is Star Wars for a general audience', 'this is Star Wars very much aimed at a younger audience', 'this is Star Wars aimed at a mature audience'?

Everything has been so totally taken over by normalfags that nobody really thinks about how we used to have niches and subsections. Disney also played a part in this when they scrapped the EU on the grounds of consolidating everything into more or less one avenue. Now, obviously that's not how things would end up going, but it was their mindset that things should be for everyone that led to shit like what we're seeing now.

jango didn't name slave 1 it was called that when he stole it from a republic prison
I feel so autstic for knowing this.

Because Gen Xers are generally never happy