That's right cocksucker, go back to Caelid

That's right cocksucker, go back to Caelid

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Historically, Radagon always said the Carians are nothing more than a glorified crew

He jumped out the Erdtree. Came at me with a Ghiza's Wheel. I got a right to defend myself, Tone.

Fuck off Anon Babbleermin

GIANT FIRE MAGIC. SNAKE SHIT.

He was gay, Godfrey?

I'd like to wipe the slate clean. The jars, the divine gateway, put it all behind us. Messmer's Crusade, whatever happened there..

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Rude.

Caelid is AIDS on steroids.

Aids??

nobody's got aids!

Midra was an interior decorator
His Manse looked like shit

Mohg was catching?! Not pitching?!?!

Godrick's throne room is fucking minuscule and badly conceptualized. I was so disappointed when I first got there.

Mom, are we heretics?

WHY DID THIS BITCH NOT COME BACK TO ME AFTER I INHERITED THE FRENZIED FLAME,BURNED THE TREE AND THEN USED THE NEEDLE TO CLEANSE MYSELF ?

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I still haven't beaten this game so I don't know what any of that means.
I just keep starting a new character around RL 90.
Sounds like interesting things happen but then I'll get paralyzed deciding which ending to take so I'll never finish it.

Scarlet Rot?

Caelid is fine

Will there ever be a movie with cool looking castle like Stormveil Castle?

t.ranni
The moon is an outer god

All the demi gods are pricks.

Godfrey did not have the makings of an Elden Lord
...
I've never seen Sopranos. Did I do it right?

y'know, goldmask predicted all this

The dogs and especially the birds scare me.

Stuck in fuckin Caelid Town

scaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaary

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i seriously dont understand the love for this game. its just dark souls 4

First runthrough

4 days after release

Doing Caelid after Limgrave

Game doesn't tell me to go the other way until I'm RL 100 and visit EVERY site in Caelid and then some fucker tells me the carnival isn't until later

Godskin Apostle filtered me for an entire day

It must have made me drop the game because that's where that save file is

Only play it a long while later

I thought I told you to back the fuck off the Fire Giant.

I thought you said you don't understand it?

its just dark souls 4

If Dark Souls 3 wasn't 10 years old already it would have been all over the place

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Malenia, and Melina. Two different things completely.

it's more similar to what Dark Souls 2 team had in mind when developing the game, so it's more accurate to say that this is Dark Souls 2 2.
Especially considering how much the B team was involved in the decision making of Elden Ring.

I had a similar experience. The second "stuck" though is happening right now, but for performance issues: Mountaintops runs like shit on my rig (RX 6600/Ryzen 1600AF), so the game is installed, but I have zero interest in starting that thing. Anyway, Caelid grew on me a little eventually, but it still made to be shitty area and in that regard I think From nailed it.

I gave up on the game when the DLC came out, then realized I could just play sorcerer and nobrain everything
And then I arrived at the final boss of the DLC, and haven't touched the game since.

Very funny how they allow you to literally switch your brain off for the entire game by just spamming spells, but then the final boss is literally impossible.

Oof, Marika, he looks terrible!

These two suck each other's cocks.

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Just summon

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Give me one thousand runes