Even "bad" movies in the 90s were better than the best movies coming out now
Even "bad" movies in the 90s were better than the best movies coming out now
Anon Babble won.
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Indeed, the cgi in lawnmower man was revolutionary back then. I was amazed seeing that when I was still a kid
I like to think one mother fucker really likes Lawnmower Man and makes threads about it every few days minimum.
Still haven't seen it. Seems neat
No. Slop was always slop you were just a more retarded child.
It captures the late 80s early 90s feel very very well and pierve brosnan looks like a god
I like how the sequel is a kids movie staring the poor mans Jim Carey, Matt Frewer, who somehow did but didn't really have his soulless dessicated corpse be incinerated at the end of the first movie and was fine the whole time
Amsterdamned was fun too
How come nobody talks about the monkey intro of this movie when it's brought up? Have literally none of you ever actually sat down and watched it because I haven't laughed so hard in my life
The Mummy was an average action/fantasy flick, it's great.
Flubber was an average comedy/family flick, it's great.
Austin Powers was an average spoof/comedy flick, it's great.
i miss when a perfectly serviceable enjoyable film wasn't seen as a bad thing: it's like laymen actually started caring about review scores and shit. without even looking, i just know Mouse Hunt has a negative Rotten Tomatoes score.
Anon Babble LOST harder than they've ever lost before
Anon Babble fucking won.
Be careful, remember many gaps in the software are still here
Apparently it's a deleted scene in some versions. RIP Robocop Monkey
Waterworld is the best movie the 90s produced; prove me wrong.
It was a different time
It was terrible even when it was new, faggot
Actually,
That Sinners was decent enough that I didnt use the N word until after the film.
a bit gay to use your own pee when you have a woman there
Sex hormones are excreted in urine. If you drink woman pee exclusively, you'll grow tits. Male piss is important for muscle development.
Wait until you hear about the 80s
Lawnmower Man wasn't considered bad at the time
It was kino
It's stupid because he would've held the cup up to his pp so he wouldn't miss a drop, the way he's doing it is doesn't indicate that he is a survivor.
I've had to give urine samples and you don't put the cup on the floor and pee in it from a height, I've had to pee in a car and you put the bottle over your pp so you don't drip
shut the fuck up
yep, it's kino
It was universally panned
Back then the stories had to be cutting edge on the The Outer Limits of reality. They went right through the stories as well as Disney. Now it's dumbed down between something a kid can kind of pick up and some action.
This is why you need people who have lived life near a director so they can tell him he's retarded
any year in the 90s: new masterpieces of all genres every week that will become cultural cornerstones remembered for decades. go to the theater any time you want, there's guaranteed to be good options
2025: ehhh maybe i'll watch that one movie coming out 8 months, it looks okay
pick out a random flop straight to VHS movie that was universally considered lowbrow dogshit at the time of its release
it's the greatest fucking thing I've ever seen
This has happened to me like six times now
What a dumb cover. They ruin the monster reveal.
Let me get super pretentious and say the monster doesn't really matter, the rubber suit isn't the worst one I've ever seen but nothing can live up to what happens offscreen. I even enjoy how they give half a sci-fi bullshit explanation about him and then shrug it off, he might be a radioactive sewer mutant or a government bioweapon but it's also perfectly possible in canon that he's just literally the actual fucking devil because the cyberpunk future is so shitty that even hell is leaking freely now
The “bad” movies would get rented a lot. Having the right actor meant you’d get some level of quality entertainment with the movie.
The last time I picked up random movie IRL was when Frozen came out. 2014. I think that time was when streaming really stopped the fun. Or maybe it was FF sequels and marvel stopping good movies from getting made.
They were banking on teen actors in quirky romance movies made for streaming that are real cheap. Real cheap scifis with predictable or over complicated plot with no action. Ugh.
…and I think grabbing random garbage blu rays out of the bin at Best Buy would get you a good night, with some Lionsgate movie…also ten+ years ago.
There's literally thousands of these things at any decent sized hospital for old men that can't make it to the bathroom to piss in
I guess he couldn't find one hospital in any of those giant cities he went to underwater