Andor/StaRape Wars General - Cummunity Edition

Calling it now, they will turn their sweet relationship into a hamhanded allegory of

she can't help being powerhungry and le controlling even in a romantic relationship! Her work for the empire has corrupted her!

whats every ones favorite star wars game?

Jedi Academy, TIE-fighter, Motors.

Dedra was literally raised in the equivalent of Hitler youth. Her work hasn't corrupted her; she was raised this way. This is who she is.

Dedra was literally raised in the equivalent of Hitler youth

So was the Pope

i like the senate shit in star wars the most. Clone wars and andor are the only shows that share that. The Bougie aesthetic, decadence and curroption. Every one's big fancy outfits. the fact a military dictator ship is constantly eroding all of their power and nobody is acting on it. the boot of facism hanging over everything.

Great enviromental story telling as well. That scene in clone wars where an increased military funding bill is being pushed by kamino, nobody has to say that theres a conflict of interest, it need not be explained, its just obvious because we know what kamino does. great use of world building. that scene in andor season one where most of senate building is now empty and people are ignoring mothma. brilliant, miserable.

its great shit, works great in small doses and contextualizes all the other stuff thats going on.

Syril is too naive and genuinely believes in justice. He's going to find out what dedra actually does for work and flip the fuck out.

he doesn't she tortures people and sets up controlled opposition.

just put a baby in her and she'll soften up

imagine a child raised by syril and dedra.

Where can I find a woman to look at me like this during sex.

You don't have to imagine, it's basically the lead kid in Skeleton Crew

syril's corporate autism

dedra's domineering personality

Could be the CEO of some megacorp.

bros Stellan looks so frail... I don't want him to go

hes probably on ozempic like every other fat fuck celeb now

You will never be rid of us, anon. You are trapped here forever.

Did Dedra drugged Syril so she can threaten his mom, or was Syril just autistically lying in bed

What's with mental retards watching this show and then trying to talk about it?

They're based for doing it.

We got Jude Law and Kelly Macdonald

Now we're getting Ryan Gosling and Sigourney Weaver

We just need Jessica Chastain and Charlize Theron to do something Star Wars related in the future.

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Any pornstar with Mon Mothma energy that I can goon to?

Lilu's Handjobs.

All it takes is for one Stormtrooper to properly aim before shooting and they too can kill named characters

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Super Star Wars, I don't care if there are better games

IT IS OFFENSIVE AND UN-STAR WARS!

Idk Lacy Lennon?

Looking back on it, they already had the plot of Rogue One figured out all the way back in 1992 if not earlier

The fan remake of TIE Fighter is really sick. I also like the LEGO games, and I think Battlefront 2 (2015) is one of the best Star Wars shooters out there, and I wish that those nijerfaggots at EA didn't cancel all the future updates.

I've only watched up to episode 2 of season 2 so no spoilers for ep3 pls.
But what is going on with mon mothma?
There's some wedding going on between who?
She's partially on the rebel's side? Theres some guy who made poor investments and now she's very very worried? Man im confused.

In S1, her daughter is betrothed to Skuldun's son for embezzling the rest of the armory payroll.

nigga.

Mon wanted to set up a cash fund for the Rebels' use

asks her old friend who is a banker and Rebel sympathizer (pic related) to set it up

but now Mon has 400k missing from her accounts and that looks really bad in an Imperial audit

said friend recommends getting a loan from a rich mobster to cover up the missing 400k

for compensation, the mobster wants his son to marry her daughter, and here we are

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Ok, makes sense, thanks.
Debating if i should watch episode 3 now or go to sleep.

Further, its an arranged marriage, as is the chandrillan/elite custom. Mothma hates this, because she's a dirty stupid libtard.
However, her daughter who's being sold off to space pikeys is thrilled, because she and all her pals are alt right traditionalists.

Republic commando for the gameplay, Kotor for the story.

I won't argue that it's the best game ever but I have incredible memories of playing the EA battlefront with my childhood best friend, specifically the survival / wave mode as a duo felt so awesome

where andorschizo

this is the only correct answer

Jedi Academy.
Wouldn't surprise me if there are like 6 better star wars games though.
A lot of lightsaber games look fance, but then are just made for consoles where you spam X, so those suck, but it looks like there are some star wars games centered around flying ships more that are better.
Kotor is presumably better too.

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73 years old, already had a stroke.
It'll be sad, but I fear it may be sooner than we expect.

She's partially on the rebel's side

She's the creator and leader of the Rebellion

put a baby into 40 year old high ranking Gestapo officer working on project space Auschwitz

I dunno anon

KOTOR is probably the goat, 2 > 1. Jedi Academy, Republic Commando and Empire at War are probably my runner ups. Ive played nearly every Lucasarts star wars game. I do have a nostalgia thing for JK2's expansion MotS though.

Dedra was literally raised in the equivalent of Hitler youth

The show is set 15 years after the Empire was established in RotS and she's at least 40, so that's not possible. She's old even to be a Clone Wars veteran

I think Dedra Meero is much younger than the actress

She'd have to be in her early 20s for that to work and her actress is clearly much older.
I prefer the "it was a Republic kinderblock, but can't say Republic anymore" explanation tbqh

It would work if she's in her early thirties, it would have been Imperial when she left at least.

let be real though it is out of place. If you don't show blood, you shouldn't explore such adult themes so explicitly.

I prefer the "it was a Republic kinderblock, but can't say Republic anymore" explanation tbqh

I think that's part of it.
I still think 41-42 is probably too old for her character, as the actress was in Andor season 1.

4 BBY, Andor

19 BBY, Empire proclaimed

With her actual age she'd be 27 when Palpatine proclaims the galactic empire.
That feels way off.

32 BBY

That's phantom menace time, she'd be 14 already. That's older than Anakin.

The timeline between ROTS and ANH has always been weird, but I think the best solution in this case is just her being younger than the actress.
Not sure if 10 years younger is enough sadly. Appearance wise there's no real conflict, she doesn't even look that old, and could easily just assume she's aged roughly.
Pushing beyond 10 years younger is a bit of a stretch though.

That's Luthen, or maybe Luthen's Assistant. Mon is the funding.

Monopoly Star Wars

basedposter makes a good point

Why do you make this so hard anon?

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daisy hollywood

KoTF (Jedi academy mod)

So is Mon Mothma's husband gonna do something or is he gonna stay as the rich lazy asshole

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Holy shit that AT-AT interior looks bland.

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Empire at War (mods) and Battlefront 2 in the PS2 days.

Empire at war, playing as the Empire.

It's basically the same interior with different rendering.

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How did that fatty have such a hot wife? She was very rapeable. That's right mother, we have to have her.

Same text as Episode 4. So really back in 1977, maybe even earlier with the novelization.

In case you're wondering which side the show writers are on, Leida's traditional prayer is about being bound up and restrained by strong tradition.

The old ways hold us.

Safe if the knot, in the binding.

The old ways teach us.

Bound against the wind, tied to shore.

Tethered in permeance.

Literally all of her teachings are about being restrained. It's not subtle at all.

can you blame him? he even got their daughter to go against her and question her fidelity. rightfully so when you think about it and have been paying attention.

"have fun mother", talking with her handsome childhood friend

and

"i wish you were drunk" when she tried to console her before the wedding.

in season 1 the daughter sees Mon with her close childhood friend and they get along well, too well. now in season 2 they're going to make her childhood friend that genuinely wanted to help with the funding of the rebellion in season 1 try to cheat on her husband... for the rebellion. why? so it'll show her commitment to the empire's downfall? the writers are fucked up.

when she tried to console her before the wedding

She literally tainted the moment right before the ceremony by urging her to back out of the marriage. And Leida only said it because Mon said her mother was drunk, and Leida would have preferred that to trying to sabotage her marriage.

Congratulations on being one of the few people to try and empathize with the daughter.
Everyone else is empathizing with the mother and trying to make it seem like the daughter is responsible for making her mother happy instead of the other way around.