ITT: scenes that would be called woke if they came out today

were you all bitching on usenet or something?

Yes, believe it or not there were nerds shitting on movies in the 90s

the entire first episode of Red Dwarf.

four main characters once it's all set up. half of them are black, despite it being a British series. one is later transgender. and the first side character to appear is homosexual.

white knight who treats women like queens

I was going to reply against but yeah that fits, he only misbehaved with Xenia IIRC, even Elektra should've been forcefully captured after Bond got suspicious

She has a gadget bracelet that gives her invincible mode when inside mi-6 headquarters though so Mr. Bonds hands would have crumpled like paper.

It annoys me just how much shit he lets Natalya give him in Goldeneye. She nags at him constantly. If it was Connery he would have slapped the shit out of her at least 10 times

Is that Jason voorhees’s mother ?

That's Dame Judi Dench. Put some respect on that name, peasant that you are.

Was this the scene which changed hollywood? Bond always was a trend setter.

is this actually in the book?
I tried reading the first book, but got lost in the woods, and never found my way out.

It annoys me just how much shit he lets Natalya give him

She was a key witness and developer of the guidance system, Bond had to eat all her shit for the mission to go. Also hot as hell so that's a bonus.
I think Kara in Living Daylights was much more of a nuisance, Bond merely went along with it because she reminded him of his dead wife and tangentially because he could get near Koskov but that one didn't go well.

no that's Judi Dench, one of the very few actresses who said she slept with Weinstein because he was a funny guy, not to get a role.

Bond always was a trend setter

If you actually watched the movies you would know Bond always sought the trends out actually, it's just that people liked the movies so much that they repeated what they saw in them.

So basically Bond takes M's constructive criticism on board and modifies his behaviour as a result. If sje hadn't provided her intervention right there and then who knows what would have happened?

Don't forget, he hasn't always been like that. He was changing before and even settled down to get married. Unfortunately his wife being murdered not long after the wedding ceremony did throw him a loop and he went back to his old ways.

Nice gaslighting fag. It was woke before woke was even a thing.

Yes, hence why I mentioned it. but were any of (You)? current denizens of Anon Babble? zoomers and propagandists and pajeets alike? especially since chan came back, it’s like you’re all more miserable and hate movies more than before

She did? I want to know what she thinks of his mutilated dick. May she'll write it in her memwas.

Is this the final form of Islam?

Yes but its also worth remembering that there is a skipped scene of the Hobbits entering the barrows near the Shire. In the barrows they find special daggers and Merry uses one on the Witch King during the fight. The prophecy is that no man can kill him but a hobbit and a woman can.

I remember reading they were actually good friends, as a birthday gift she tattooed his name or face in her butt or something like that. I'll look into it.
Wacky friends, guy supposedly supported her projects and she totally didn't do for that but who knows, Dench has been known since forever for being an eccentric tomboy.

Not everyone is back yet, but the troll is so you just notice him more as he is shouting in a smaller room.

I distinctly remember my dad shitting on that scene and calling Brosnan a pussy in 1995.

mutilated dick

Anglos and amerimutts mutilate themselves willingly so i bet she already knows about cut penises.
That factoid about Weinstein's medicines making his jizz taste like bleach and caustic soda is what's more embarrassing.

Kek, wh said that?

Kek, it was considered the version of whatever "woke" was called then, and most fans hated it

Is this from Goldeneye?

And they'd be right. We'd have called it political correctness in the 90s, but all the same progressive social initiates are now encompassed by the term 'woke'. M probably wouldn't be white if it was made now, but the empowerment of anyone over straight white males is still the goal.

Governments change, the lies stay the same.

What makes this scene funny is that she's saying that and Bond makes her look like a retard throughout. She WAS a statsmonkey and a beancounter, and Bond basically told her to shut the fuck up with his awesomeness and action-man deeds.

She was already middle aged at this point so highly doubtful they ever had sex.

Also every article I can find says she got her first tattoo for her 81st birthday. The Harvey Weinstein one was only ever a joke.

did 'political correctness' start out as a positive term? like how he BBFC was the board of 'censors' but 'censorship' automatically gets a bad rap nowadays (even if that's literally what they're doing - censoring explicit sex, violence, whatever)

the BBC guidelines call it 'Sensitivity' and refer to it as 'what used to be called political correctness'. but that word really feels like kid gloves. you're being 'sensitive'? not 'empathic' or something? wut.

a relic of the cold war

Isn't it still pre-collapse for all of Brosnan's movies?

highly doubtful

only ever a joke

Never said it was permanent, also you are a faggot, i totally would
I am still looking, i don't think it was scrubbed but i cannot find it, there's a bunch of articles about his penis, balls but not the taste. I feel like the anon i just replied to, fully gay.

That's a pos hoc rationalisation if I've ever seen one. The movie you're referencing is from the nineteen sixty nine, twenty six years and ten movies prior to Goldeneye. You're telling me Bond was 'thrown for a loop' for ten movies and it manifested in no way other than him banging chicks? Something he was doing whilst he was engaged in that same movie?

t. american
Only the intro of Goldeneye was in the soviet era, the rest are Yeltsin's Russia and early CSTO states other than DAD's invented states of Nork's Surf n' Turf and Cuban Utopia.

only the intro

The intro is basically the only part I can remember. Didn't that other movie have him get smuggled from East Germany to West Germany in an oil pipe?

Didn't that other movie have him get smuggled from East Germany to West Germany in an oil pipe?

wut
There's The Living Daylights where he smuggles a soviet jew out of the iron curtain using a pipeline from Slovakia to Austria. This Bond was Timothy Dalton.
And then there's The World is not Enough where he speeds fast as fuck inside a pipeline to diffuse a bomb around Azerbaijan. This one's Brosnan.

Difference is that back then, following that line, Bond was then allowed to still be the sexist, misogynist dinosaur for the rest of the movie, instead of being sidelined by a gay non-binary person of color.

woke is just a new catch all term for leftist bullshit that people have been making fun of for decades the movie industry has always been a slop factory

the 1990 night of the living dead movie completely shit on the original for good boy points

This scene was made so everybody and Bond could roll their eyes, nobody took it serious back then. It marks the beginning of the decline perhaps but in the new movies Craig doesn't even flirt with Moneypenny anymore because she's a sheboon. There is a range from zero tension to distaste in the Moneypenny scences today.

When people ask me what I am, I always just tell them that they can refer to me as 'Awakened', so I wouldn't get lumped in with the libtards and their gay shit.

That really is just in your head dude.

There's so much flirting in Skyfall.

They were ancient Arnorian blades enchanted with powers of vengeance upon the kingdom of Angmar (which the Witch-King is ... the king of). Easy to assume ancient numenorean magic broke whatever protective enchantments he had, and it's specifically mentioned that Pippin slipped the blade underneath his mundane mail.

And Bond smiles and brushes off the accusation; he doesn't care what she thinks. And he decidedly proves her wrong.

The tranny in Con Air.

There isn't tho, i just checked the youtube video. It's a very professional and platonic relationship to his office henchwoman. Bond kissing this nigger is the absolute limit that needs another decade of indoctrination.

What the fuck do you call the shaving scene then?

I like this scene though.

Fuck yeah, I knew it was the little guy from 'Hackers' and 'Dangerous minds'.

That really is just in your head dude

I am pretty sure Moneypenny got turned into an ape alright, in fact nuBond got Felix, Moneypenny and his replacement all turned into negroes.

It's less truncated and lame in the books, a natural consequence of the change in medium. We don't know that the random Rider who picks up Merry (Dernhelm) is really Eowyn until this moment so it's a big plot twist.

Then out of the blackness in his mind he thought that he heard Dernhelm speaking; yet now the voice seemed strange, recalling some other voice that he had known.

"Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!"

A cold voice answered: "Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in they turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where they flesh shall be devoured, and they shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye."

A sword rang as it was drawn. "Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may."

"Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!"

Then Merry heard of all sounds in that hour the strangest. It seemed that Dernhelm laughed, and the clear voice was like the ring of steel. "But no living man am I! You look upon a woman. Eowyn I am, Eomund's daughter. You stand between me and my lord and kin. Begone, if you be not deathless! For living or dark undead, I will smite you, if you touch him."

The winged creature screamed at her, but the Ringwraith made no answer, and was silent, as if in sudden doubt. Very amazement for a moment conquered Merry's fear. He opened his eyes and the blackness lifted from them. There some paces from him sat the great beast, and all seemed dark about it, and above it loomed the Nazgûl Lord like a shadow of despair. A little to the left facing them stood she whom he had called Dernhelm. But the helm of her secrecy had fallen from her, and her bright hair, released from its bonds, gleamed with pale gold upon her shoulders. Her eyes grey as the sea were hard and fell, and yet tears were on her cheek. A sword was in her hand, and she raised her shield against the horror of her enemy's eyes.

a service, even that scene doesn't compare to the older movies.

It's another scene I don't think Jackson fully understood when he read it, it's much less a "yaasss girlboss" moment and more "beauty standing in defiance of death"

Posting the rest because why not.

Éowyn it was, and Dernhelm also. For into Merry's mind flashed the memory of the face that he saw at the riding from Dunharrow: the face of one that goes seeking death, having no hope. Pity filled his heart and great wonder, and suddenly the slow-kindled courage of his race awoke. He clenched his hand. She should not die, so fair, so desperate! At least she should not die alone, unaided.

The face of their enemy was not turned towards him, but still he hardly dared to move, dreading lest the deadly eyes should fall on him. Slowly, slowly he began to crawl aside; but the Black Captain, in doubt and malice intent upon the woman before him, heeded him no more than a worm in the mud.

Suddenly the great beast beat its hideous wings, and the wind of them was foul. Again it leaped into the air, and then swiftly fell down upon Éowyn, shrieking, striking with beak and claw.

Still she did not blench: maiden of the Rohirrim, child of kings, slender but as a steel-blade, fair yet terrible. A swift stroke she dealt, skilled and deadly. The outstretched neck she clove asunder, and the hewn head fell like a stone. Backward she sprang as the huge shape crashed to ruin, vast wings outspread, crumpled on the earth; and with its fall the shadow passed away. A light fell about her, and her hair shone in the sunrise.

Out of the wreck rose the Black Rider, tall and threatening, towering above her. With a cry of hatred that stung the very ears like venom he let fall his mace. Her shield was shivered in many pieces, and her arm was broken; she stumbled to her knees. He bent over her like a cloud, and his eyes glittered; he raised his mace to kill.

But suddenly he too stumbled forward with a cry of bitter pain, and his stroke went wide, driving into the ground. Merry's sword had stabbed him from behind, shearing through the black mantle, and passing up beneath the hauberk had pierced the sinew behind his mighty knee.

“Éowyn! Éowyn!” cried Merry. Then tottering, struggling up, with her last strength she drove her sword between crown and mantle, as the great shoulders bowed before her. The sword broke sparkling into many shards. The crown rolled away with a clang. Éowyn fell forward upon her fallen foe. But lo! the mantle and hauberk were empty. Shapeless they lay now on the ground, torn and tumbled; and a cry went up into the shuddering air, and faded to a shrill wailing, passing with the wind, a voice bodiless and thin that died, and was swallowed up, and was never heard again in that age of this world.

Don't read too much into the fact that Logan Ash looks and acts almost exactly like Felix is described in the books and that nuBond and nuFelix hate him from the start.

Where did you find the book of Mormon?

Political appointee.

Yeah, right. Like there's a big political push for white guys in those kinds of positions.
t. I'm non-white.

Would you let a man shave you?

And the side villain character's whole mission is making a vaxx that kills all niggers, i mean NTTD is completely deranged as a script.

a nigger with a razor blade on my neck, hell fucking no. this is what the Negropenny scene conveys, danger instead of sexual tension.

I love creating weapons of mass destruction that kill millions of people

oh well, better bring you in

I also might target black people specifically

NOW YOU WENT TOO FAR! TIME TO DIE!

Who wrote this garbage?

hey, know what our target audience would love?

if we had a secondary character outright attack them and what they want from our film franchise!

brilliant!

That was a 100% Barbara's doing.

It's alright if you pretend it's there for character reasons and not because: 'WE JUST HAVE TO APOLOGISE FOR GOLDFINGER'

M was just pushing back after Bond trashed her here so it was framed as both sides only seeing the others worst qualities at the start not just M preaching.

She also covered up the torture of american pilots.

Fifth column enemy agent whore

he had a microdick didn't he?

Connery wouldn't have to. People like to exaggerate things, but that's just giving feminists ammunition. Connery only ever hit Tatiana because he thought she was betraying him.

NUKES ARE FINE BUT RACISM IS WHERE I FINNA DRAW THE LINE!

We truly live in clown world.

would be called woke if they came out today

But it didn't come out today, it was the 90s a different time.
Now I would cringe at something like that.

Connery choked a woman with her own bikini

You would just watch it and get annoyed, by yourself or with nearby friends, and you could complain about it as a conversation piece if you wanted. You don’t need the internet in order to be annoyed by a movie scene

Evil woman from Spectre.

You stupid cunts call everything woke.

Everything is woke, so we're always right.

Seinfeld got cancelled nearly three decades ago. Time to let go.

No, you're poisoned and ignorant and you're losing.

canceled

and and and

Calm down fag. Breathe slowly.

are you fucking retarded?
Bond ends up saving the day proving the girl boss wrong

was Tolkien rehashing the Macbeth trope
" for none of woman born shall harm Macbeth."
And then Macduff reveals that he was born of a c-section.

Why did she send the prettiest, youngest, cutest, most bashful, most socially awkward girl to evaluate James Bond?? Is she stupid?

I mean :" They didn't cancel Jerry, Jerry cancelled them."

Yeah, her character was PC DEI embodied, there is nothing wrong with the way men act to get laid, it's entertaining for all involved and this first admission that it (seriously) isn't was the downfall of the series. Feminists just want to see men grovel by filling out endless forms before getting a whiff of any fanny. They want nirvana or you to call their bluff on it. I thought about rome again today.