Cows are Kino
Cows are Kino
That’s an ox. I know this because it has horns.
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More like kinows
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horses and dogs are better for obvious reasons
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Because you can actually keep them as pets?
That’s horses though
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no, because they produce more kino
So stop eating them then
Everyone should go vegan
Good morning sars
Stop the cow hate
Horse and dogs are inferior livestock compared to cattle. Despite what Koreans and Mel Gibson in The Patriot (2000) say, dog is NOT a fine meal. Despite what steppe nomads and the French might say, horse meat is actually not that great. Both animals produce inferior milk to that of cows, but dogs still have a place as working/companion animals.
Cows give the best meat, the best milk, and while the average cow can't compare to the average dog in kino value, the multiplicative effect of cows in a herd makes them the superior domesticate
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ur mom ain't kino
live next to a field
cows openly graze there
(some deal with the city council)
everyone pets them as they pass by
they're cows, not bulls, pretty docile and harmless
stroke one
backs up
rams me out of nowhere
casually saunters off
i now hate cows.
grow up in countryside
lots of farm fields full of cows
take my dogs a walk round there
sit and moo at them whilst my dogs roll around in cow shit
the cows moo back
cows are based.
gotta pay your dues kiddo
that cow profiled the fuck out of me. i didn't pet it wrong or anything, Lenny-from-Of-Mice-and-Mice style. i'm sure other people went about their lives unrammed.
just a bully, knew it could ram me. and i extend that to all cows. thought they were cute and chill before then. they deserve to be eaten.
Based and cowpilled.
didn't Lenny kill everything he touched, that's why George shoots him in the end
he had retard strength. no way could i take on a cow. they're massive.
1 v 1 I think I could take one out but a herd will just smother you until you're dead. they're also super aggressive when they have a calf around.
Cows are Kino
Just admit yiu wanted a jeet hate thread on Anon Babble
it was just mewing away on some grass, might have been upset i interrupted it. but butting me is just out of order.
how long do cows live? this was about 5 years ago. i want some solace in knowing it's dead now.
I love cows
I would feel so betrayed if that happened to me.
it's all appearances. i'm a sucker who loves the unconditional love of dogs: cats are utter bastards.
cows? posers. they're waiting to attack you. always.
I will keep this in mind. I found a fishing spot with cows that graze there and they were just hanging out with this one guy. I should warn him.
In the UK the cow is the most dangerous animal. Kills about five a year, usually when people are crossing a field in the countryside and the cows decide to stampede. We fear the cow.
yeah i feel like i have a duty to warn people. it's why i'm posting so relentlessly about this. you take it as a given bulls will try and gore you: cows just seem so docile. they aren't.
i know they have tags in their ears, are they electronic tags or anything in the year of our lord 2025?
always wonder what's stopping me going into a farmer's field and just taking a cow. could just have a cow to myself.
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Oh, I'm sure they're microchipped or something nowadays. They used to be tattooed with the farmer's brand, I believe. Imagine having your own cow though. You could carve steaks off it whenever you fancied.
Nigger tries to touch aryan cow
It attempts to kill the nigger
Nigger saved by the fence
Damn niggers
ever seen that episode of Torchwood where they find some big alien blob thing and keep hacking it up for meat?
would love it if cows could do that. just regrow the best cuts. a shame you only get 'one go' out of a cow, although they are fucking massive, stick it in the freezer and you have beef for a year. could always just sneak out and get another one.
depends if it's a dairy cow or not. it could be a steak by now or still mewing on grass waiting for its next victim
They're like giant dogs. If you couldn't smell them from a mile away, they'd probably make for a cool pet.
In the UK, the only thing more dangerous than a cow is a balcony.
MMMOOOOOOOOOOOO
Thoughts on sheep and goats?
Lmao XD
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dairy cows are still good meat
They're shockingly gentle for their size. I always went out of my way to hang out with them on slow days when I volunteered on a farm as a teenager. They're great examples of the kind of pet/animal that's amazing when you aren't the one who owns it. Sort of like sugar gliders and stoats.
She’s trying to get anon’s scent off her after a headbutt.
A coward you are, Withnail! An expert on bulls, you are not! AAAAAAARGH!
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I can say as a bong that enjoys cows, I've heard a lot of cow horror stories. far worse than just getting chinned by one for being a homo. I had a close call myself whilst hiking through Buxton but I outsmarted them by climbing over a wall.
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“Listening to the fifth symphony of Ralph Vaughan Williams is like staring at a cow for 45 minutes.”
— Aaron Copland
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Bulls are plonked
selectively bred to mate with an entire field of females
I'd say they have it bretty gud