Even "bad" movies in the 90s were better than the best movies coming out now

Even "bad" movies in the 90s were better than the best movies coming out now

Anon Babble won.

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Indeed, the cgi in lawnmower man was revolutionary back then. I was amazed seeing that when I was still a kid

I like to think one mother fucker really likes Lawnmower Man and makes threads about it every few days minimum.

Still haven't seen it. Seems neat

No. Slop was always slop you were just a more retarded child.

It captures the late 80s early 90s feel very very well and pierve brosnan looks like a god

I like how the sequel is a kids movie staring the poor mans Jim Carey, Matt Frewer, who somehow did but didn't really have his soulless dessicated corpse be incinerated at the end of the first movie and was fine the whole time

Amsterdamned was fun too

How come nobody talks about the monkey intro of this movie when it's brought up? Have literally none of you ever actually sat down and watched it because I haven't laughed so hard in my life

The Mummy was an average action/fantasy flick, it's great.
Flubber was an average comedy/family flick, it's great.
Austin Powers was an average spoof/comedy flick, it's great.

i miss when a perfectly serviceable enjoyable film wasn't seen as a bad thing: it's like laymen actually started caring about review scores and shit. without even looking, i just know Mouse Hunt has a negative Rotten Tomatoes score.

Anon Babble LOST harder than they've ever lost before

Anon Babble fucking won.

Be careful, remember many gaps in the software are still here

Apparently it's a deleted scene in some versions. RIP Robocop Monkey

Waterworld is the best movie the 90s produced; prove me wrong.

It was a different time

It was terrible even when it was new, faggot

Actually,
That Sinners was decent enough that I didnt use the N word until after the film.

a bit gay to use your own pee when you have a woman there

Sex hormones are excreted in urine. If you drink woman pee exclusively, you'll grow tits. Male piss is important for muscle development.

Wait until you hear about the 80s

Lawnmower Man wasn't considered bad at the time
It was kino

It's stupid because he would've held the cup up to his pp so he wouldn't miss a drop, the way he's doing it is doesn't indicate that he is a survivor.
I've had to give urine samples and you don't put the cup on the floor and pee in it from a height, I've had to pee in a car and you put the bottle over your pp so you don't drip

shut the fuck up

yep, it's kino

It was universally panned

Back then the stories had to be cutting edge on the The Outer Limits of reality. They went right through the stories as well as Disney. Now it's dumbed down between something a kid can kind of pick up and some action.

This is why you need people who have lived life near a director so they can tell him he's retarded

any year in the 90s: new masterpieces of all genres every week that will become cultural cornerstones remembered for decades. go to the theater any time you want, there's guaranteed to be good options

2025: ehhh maybe i'll watch that one movie coming out 8 months, it looks okay

pick out a random flop straight to VHS movie that was universally considered lowbrow dogshit at the time of its release

it's the greatest fucking thing I've ever seen

This has happened to me like six times now