/Andor/Star Wars/ General - B2EMO Edition

More like 2b-emo amirite?

hopefully they kept it super secret, and hes in the show at some point.

So the next episode dump will be a year time jump right?

She looks rapeable to me

The Tightest of Closed Circles!
The Energy Independence for the Final Solution of UNLIMITED POWER

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The Ghorman resistance is too strong! We need backup!

Imperial APC arrives

Mosk steps out

Yes, 1 year per 3 eps.

is that actually in the show ?
ffs just stop pretending and slap swastikas on the empire flags

They even ripped off Starship troopers with that video in the conference room. Those spiders are definitely going to do some killing later on

the meeting was a ripoff(or a reference/homage) of Conspiracy. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conspiracy_(2001_film)

empire vehicles are litterly ww2 german clones

Well, you see, THAT'S A GOOD THING ACKCHYUALLY!
(or so redditors want you to believe)

Nazis? I hate those guys!

A throw away line of "Many Bothan's died for these plans" spawned a prequel cash grab movie, which then spawned a tv series based on how Andor decided to join the rebellion. This show is complete slop for NPC's and I can't wait for the ratings numbers to come in even lower than season 1 of this flop show. Star Wars has and always will be about Jedi fighting Sith with charismatic side characters adding some lighthearted comedy and not a series about a bunch of swarthy gays and women's day to day lives under the Empire.

Conspiracy.

its such a fucking great movie. Takes place in a single location and is never boring.

"Many Bothan's died for these plans

That's the Death Star II NIGGER.

Many Bothan's died for these plans

that was for DS2 not DS1 YOU LOST

Mexicans don't even care about this Mexican fuck.

Fake fan

You lost, Ivan

But what about Biggus Dicklighter?

I love how to any other character Luthen is like the grim reaper

Hey psst come here.Want me to kill him?

Kinda based, ngl.

Reminder that Andor is done after season 2 because season 1's ratings were complete shit. You lost, bozo

Seriously, who would ever want to rape this?

if that were true they wouldn't have made season 2
they didn't hesitate to cancel that other show w/e it was called after nobody watched its first season

3 episodes wasted for this stupid marriage. huge downgrade from the first season. i don't think there will be anything of substance happening this entire season.

I'm only here for three days, is your husband home?

Justice for Qimir

if that were true they wouldn't have made season 2

That's not how it works. The contract was for two seasons, and the budget was given out for two seasons, so they had to make two seasons. Same way with mandalorian: season 2 was greenlit and was written and was already shooting before Season 1 was even released.

Acolyte got canceled after one season kek

They spent too much money on it's production to cancel it after season 1, even though it had lower ratings than the acolyte. Season 2 is the last of this dirty mexican people running around with laser pistols slop

They're done after season 2 because they planned to conclude the show with season 2 with the movie being the finale

The sequel series is probably going to be about Leia and if the situation goes anything like the books she promises some crazy shit to some awful people to get the ships and equipment the rebels use

You lost Kathleen

The marriage was kino

Season 1 had lower ratings and a higher production cost than the Acolyte. They cancelled the show after season 2 to stop losing money on flop product. If people watched this slop then it would have been renewed for more seasons.

SPACE HANOMAG? SPACE WANNSEE? RAPE??? NOOOOO YOU CANT DO THAT!!!!11

implying you wouldn't rape this

(I=Imperial)

I want my star wars shows with more lightsabers and less talking

The Godfather insists upon itself.

They spent hundreds of millions of dollars on the production of a show to tell the story of Mon Mothma being sad about her daughters marriage and her dancing her troubles away? LOL

This but the opposite

Only in it to see the space elevators/ORS of Kuat.

uh, right

Nice source faggot

No, the movie already exists. We know how it concludes. And season 2 was already planned on filling the gap and ending

Also Diego Luna wasn't up for it. He said Star Wars is too stressful for him.

missing the point

Money well spent, it was fucking kino
youtube.com/watch?v=6E7gfpGql7w

the show she has less input is the most critically acclaim

Kek

that other show w/e it was called after nobody watched its first season

Justice for Qimir

The Acolyte was actually the most watched show on disney+ they cancelled it because of the chuds, who I hate with a passion now.

Star Wars > HUGE POWER GAP > ROTS > HUGE POWER GAP > shit > ROTJ > TPM > TESB

Google it faggot. Not a single site will tell you that it had better ratings then the acolyte and the cost of Andor production only seems to rise as time goes on somehow. This shit show might have been a money laundering operation at this point.

Are they gonna resolve the andors sister storyline?

they cancelled it because of the chuds

glad I could help

He was kino. I wish he would get a short or tie-in comic or something just to wrap up his story and the Plagueis stuff

the only reason we had to endure this crap was that they wanted to save on Luna's fee. fact

t. Filipino

There is no sister, she died years ago

Get fucked faggot LMAO

Wrong hours

I like the ACK because it will have to character assassinate Yoda.

Are they going to bring up the biological weapon that all the people on that ship Andor found died from?

What was the point? 3 hours of film wasted on Mon Mothma feeling sad about being a bad mother?

it will have to character assassinate Yoda.

they could always do a "from a certain point of view" thing

Fuck off filoni

Season 1 was all about how and why Andor became a rebel. What is the plot for season 2 about?

this guys mask thing is in Luthens shop in season 2

How and why the Rebellion happened despite the Emperor controlling most of the galaxy

The point was to display the opulence of it in contrast to the shit situation Tay is in because he helped and got nothing in return, which is why he spends three fucking days drinking and throwing out extortion hints at Mon Mothma. This is literally explained when Mon and Luthen are talking.

I would complete the mission unlike that cuck

200-300 mil to tell the story of lesbian witch coven? LOL

Then why did andor even search for her in that strip club on the first episode of season 1?

Best Star Wars work is the one that has nothing to do with Lucas or Filoni

Yes

Disney greenlit the production of a show that cost hundred of millions to produce and had minimal input

You retards really are delusional

We'll have to wait and see.

the chuds want to pretend Kathleen doesn't understand kino, but all you have to do is look at her 40 year resume of kinography

You lost tranny

so 3 hours of film and hundreds of millions in CGI and set design to tell the story of 2 people nobody really cares for being sad at a wedding? LMAO fuck this show and the NPC's that like it

Your foster mother said to stop with your delusions after the fact.

She was a glorified secretary cope faggot

3 episodes in it should be clear by now

The Acolyte was the most original show that Disney has put out and it was good. The lesbian cult shit was stupid though. Other than that at least we had an interesting show that was probably gonna give us the organ of Darth Plagueis. It wasn't focused in the Skywalker era and was showing us the golden age of the Jedi. All the terrible woke shit Disney has put out and this is the one thing they cancel. Oh well! Also Darth Smiley was cool!

On the off chance the person he heard about that was from his planet might be her, but it's far more likely whatever "Imperial mining accident" rendered the planet uninhabitable killed off his little tribe after he left with Marva.

Or you have shit taste and you're simping for Kennedy slop lol

What a fucking hag

to tell the story of 2 people nobody really cares for

You can stop now, the bait is stale

Took Tony Gilroy to notice how hot Genevieve O'Riley is.Mothma in Andor is hot as fuck

yeah there was so much that was great about that show, I'm still sad it's gone. I really would have loved to see how they made season two after the criticisms of the first season. I guarantee it would have been absolute kino.

The lesbian cult shit was stupid though.

The lesbian cult, bald headed dyke alien Jedi, Dafnee Keen, the black jedi and the 2 black twins were 99% of the show. That show was garbage through and through.

says the faggot literally posting in an andor general

Are you still mad the acolyte got canceled tranny?

financial desperation of a woman in her menopause

So what do you all think happens to Mon Mothma's husband in the end? I'm guessing he somehow takes the fall for her rebel activities and gets executed.

Ask most Star Wars fans to name their favorite characters and Mon Mothma and that other dude wouldn't crack the top 50

Thought the same. I couldn't take my eyes off her in the first season, now she just looks mid.

Yeah desu she would get dicked hard

Will prequelchuddies start saying Andor is bad when we get to the episodes where Bail is recast?

LOL both Andor and the Acolyte were complete shit. Now let's hear what do you have to say, you faggot ass NPC

That's what you get for rejecting an officer you fucking hag. Accept the rape and be thankful. Fucking ungrateful roasties

It's probably about how the rebellion snowballs into a proper movement; at the moment it's far too disorganized. Of course, there will always be groups that don't join the Rebel Alliance.
I think the ISB will fuck up in some way and everyone will take notice.

KEK

Hollywood thinks fascist nazis want to breed brown women

B-bros... how did they know?

The two twins were good characters my friend. Twins are a common theme in Star Wars. Andor is well directed and the acting is pretty good. The problem with that show is they could cut 30 min off of every episode and nothing would be lost. It has way too much filler.

Imagine all the mutt babies borne from imps fucking whatever humanoid alien they're ruling over

Ask them their favorite characters IN ANDOR, you fuckwit

were people trolling about not letting their kids watch andor? its the most tamest shit imagineable even ROTJ has creepier sex scenes.

prequel baby

Is there a deepfake of her getting railed by the Empire officer yet? The world needs it.
She's like that girl you see in the grotty spic neighborhood who is hot until you hear her speak, or you notice her tasteless tattoos/nails/hairstyle.

He seems to be in loyal opposition to Mon's whims because he loves being a rich dude with no responsibilities but also recognizes there are things they can do to make life better for those around them and has a history of being a political agitator at school

It's really a coin flip whether or not he flakes out like Tay or gets shaken out of his hedonist mode when Mon turns rebel

That's because they aren't and never were. They are the faggot lefties pushing transgenderism and Jewish propaganda on us that forced normal people to go full fascist just to save society. The Rebel Alliance are terrorists, thieves, and communists, not heroes and certainly not good people. Anyone with a couple of brain cells can see that the Empire is preferable.

Basically lore checkpoints that lead up to rogue one:

here is how they discovered yavin

here is how andor met k2so

here is how mon mothma left the senate

here is how andor was sent on that mission to kill that dude in the opening of rogue one

here is how saw gerrera lost his leg

Perrin will join the rebellion and die for the cause. Going into season 2 everyone expected Tay to help Mon and Perrin betray her, but they seem to flip the script on that.

tfw 6 year old me was having my almonds activated by slave Leia

The only kind of cool character IN ANDOR is that red robot. The rest are fucking throwaway shit characters not worth thinking about. You can't even try to bring them back with by "glup shittoing" them because they're so irrelevant lol

Coalescing the political apparatus and jumpstarting the Death Star and Rebellion means. Where's Andor's purpose in this? Wait and see.

here is how saw gerrera lost his leg

You're saying he didn't just saw it off?

Word for word, yes. And then talks about exterminating the population of a planet called Gorman that looks an awful lot like Austria.

Kids (and filonicucks) would find andor boring

Not watching this garbage when they said they aren't bringing back Jimmy Smits.

Apparently he is having serious health problems now.

Anon Babble is that way loser

In a meeting at the Eagle's Nest no less

It's kinda funny how most of the characters in this show are flat, static, one dimensional and have zero personality. Take Bix, for one: she literally has no character, no arc, she is static. The only thing of note is terrible shit happening to her. That's it. But other than having a bad dream with Dr Gorst, she is the same character as she was in the first arc of Season 1.

he looked half-dead in Obi-wan

Tourist-chan, the robot is meaningless, and everyone knows the main characters are Mon Mothma and Luthen, who are the movers and shakers of what the Rebellion becomes.

Reminder all nu wars is faggot shit

Nigga you have 6 filoni showslop with lightsabers to choose

He's not making it out of 2025 alive I'm afraid.

so you're saying andor is for keeedz? say less fäm.

Bro, Luthen is not even mentioned anywhere else in Star Wars. He is irrelevant.

Pathetic bait

So Disney spent hundred of millions of dollars to make a season around how Mon Mothma and Luthen finance the Rebellion? Lmao Filoni is hack piece of shit but even he wouldn't dare produce such retarded slop. Nobody cares about the the Empires tax plans or Rebellions finances and supply chain lol

He's a good spy in other words

If season 2 is like season 1 then the first 6 episodes are boring slop and the last 6 are peak kino.

checked and respect

Andor and Rogue One both make Return of the Jedi stupid. All those hours of story to turn around and say "Oh we actually have another Death Star"

Neither of those characters matter. In fact, the Rebel Alliance doesn't matter. None of them accomplished a damn thing, only Luke Skywalker did. I saw some retarded faggot earlier trying to claim Luthen is Palpatine's equal and it was the most laughably stupid shit I've ever read. He's a loser and will die in this series a failure who never did anything of value. Like all leftists.

there weren't any Bothans in Rogue One, dingus

checked HH o/

Is it so much to ask for ONE single planet getting Base Delta Zero'd on film?

Season 1 only had two good episodes. The heist and the prison escape. This show is bad and it isn't Star Wars.

Also he's gonna fucking die. Everyone bar mothman prophecy and candor rizzlan is going to fucking die before the events of roooouge neo.

Doesn't change the fact that Disney made a movie about how the Rebels knew about the flaw in the first Death star and then made a spinoff tv show showing the life and adventures of the forgettable male lead and you cucks can't seem to get enough of that slop lol

i actually like that the empire keeps trying to make this stupid failure of a weapon because they are so evil and stupid.

they could sell this plot in another way like her hedonistic husband blowing credits on twilek hookers on nar shaadaa in neon light. the problem is that they try to do it in the cheapest way possible. there were like 5 sets during the first three episodes and the cinematography is just boring.

gets hit by a blaster shot

actually dies

Disney Wars breaking new ground.

Rotj was always stupid

It's going to happen once the ISB stages a Ghorman terrorist attack.

Syril's mom sounds exactly like psychicpebbles

But if it was a lightsaber through the stomach, he'd be fine.

inb4 Saw has an epic stalemate battle against Darth Vader because he is a stronk colored character and he is able to use a cheap trick to save his life and leave Vader stuck under some rubble or an aquarium explodes around him.
-whooshwhooshwhoosh-
but in that last moment, Vader is able to throw his lasersword at based Saw and cuts off his leg and left nut

What was his name again? Was that Andors friend from season 1?

They built the second one without the flaws of the first, but they didn't find those out until Yavin

I was pleasantly surprised to see he was actually dead as nobody in nu-wars ever dies to lighsabers/blasters anymore. Good way to keep tension for the audience as nobody but Andor and Mon are established characters and can very easily die.

And the galaxy will say that the Ghormanstinians deserve it when they get their lands annexed by the Empire for security purposes.

Acolyte and Andor are the two best Star Wars shows by a huge margin...

When all the shots flew past him as he escaped I thought there was no way he could be that lucky. Then they showed the stormtrooper aiming through the scope and I knew he was a dead man.

I am an Imperial stormtrooper. I will be precise.

Stormtrooper actually does something

THEY AIM NOW?

No, its going to follow canon. Tarkin lands a cruiser on the crowd after a bunch of them get shot up

BASIL OREGANO

Tarkin Palpatine and Vader aren't in the show according to reviews.

this is BULLSHIT

everyone knows storm troopers are supposed to be bad shots

muttoid is replaced with another muttoid

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS OVVER PREQUELSISTERS

HE'S PRINCESS LEIA'S NON BIOLOGICAL FATHER

Yeah. He's the friend who immediately helped Andor come up with an alibi when he got back from killing those two guards in an alley.

That scene implies that they're close friends.

i wanted that young shitty love story fucker to die instead of him

Good, blatant memberberries are a sign of weak writing.
Fuck this guy in his cleft chinhole.

I hate this faggot like you wouldn't believe

I think he dies next. I figure Andor will lose a friend a year so that he's alone by the time Rogue One comes around, which is why he gets so fixated on Jyn Erso in such a short time.

Same

I've enjoyed seeing stormtroopers lock the fuck in and actually do shit in this show.

Hes 100% going next. Nobody is allowed to be happy in Andor.

Lol no, stormtroopers are just gonna shoot unarmed people again. Like on Ferrix.

this would actually make sense to make it fully comparable to R1

I watched three episodes of season two, there was a little over one episode's worth of content.
Stop making every story the main story that needs 6 minutes per scene. You could cut the amount and length of Mothma scenes in half with a longer introductory scene.

If dedra and syril died I'm gonna lose it

the show should end with them going on the death star

this

endless ack-olyte bait

They're going to die together on the death star

They're going to die together on the death star

thats way too easy to expect. I think Gilroy would fight against that kind of impulse. He loves originality in ideas.

Reminder for chuds: Leslye Headland wants to make a KOTOR live action movie.

It's pretty funny tho.Syril gets what he always dreamed of a high rank job on the biggest weapon the empire ever designed,only to get blown up week one on the job.
I'll actually be surprised if anyone survives this show.Maybe Bix

It would be even funnier if they become part of Krennic's inner circle after Ghorman and actually die on Scariff

kek imagine if disney added a small scene to the original trilogy of their reaction to the death star starting to explode

Syril works for some bureaucracy that analyzes industrial statistics and shit like that
there's no reason why he would ever be onboard the DS
Dedra, sure possible.

Is gonna have to wait in the closet with Ryan's jonhson trilogy

But why?

I don't think they're going to die. They're going to abandon the Empire and run off together.

If Lucas was still around he would be doing that shit all the time.

Our /hack/

They had already survived whatever that accident was, assuming they were children of the miners. The beliefe was that the Republic reprisal against them for killing that officer. But it doesn't really make any sense for there to be anyone going around saying that was what planet they are from, unless they weren't killed and at least some were taken in by the Republic.

Wait if Dedra was supposed to be in an imperial orphanage since she was 3 years old but the empire is not even 17 years old yet how does that makes sense?

it doesn't, but kino matters more than something like that

We've always been at war with East Asia

The Empire has always existed

It became an imperial orphanage when the switch happened

don't ask questions just consume product

Bureaucracy can change hands easily, apparently, yeah.

Just another continuity fuck up. Same with flashbacks in Season 1 with Separatists crashing onto Cassian's planet, but then Maarva says they killed a Republic officer, and then we see the planet all fucked up and abandoned after some mining incident, which was during the Separatist time, but then they all say there was an Imperial mining disaster. It's a clusterfuck. And this is just another one that will never be explained.

how did this absolute fuckwit loser faggot manage to get the most powerful mommy gf in existence, stronger than even thirdie single mom

Isn't it obvious, they refer to previous republic stuff as Imperial because that is evolution of the form of government. They don't even acknowledge "Republic" as something else. It would delegitimize the Empire.

autism

we know he is, he owns action figures

He actually went outside and did shit instead of just sitting in his room browsing Imperial Anon Babble

its imperial orphanage now, imp like her wouldnt mention old regime

This

ywn become a cantina regular with Linus Mosk and get drunk and play space darts with him and then go Bantha tipping

so can we now assume that this show will actually make it through another season without getting completely infantilized?

Imperial Anon Babble

kek

Is the last season so Gilroyis going all out

The Empire wasn't a thing when Andor got taken. The mining disaster that killed the world happens later.

Do the other countries even exist in 1984 or are they also made up (others exist, but have zero interaction with Britain)? It is never made clear in the book, but the thought crossed my mind recently.

are you telling me I should go stalk a policewoman until she lets me stick my peepee in her?

temu Gillian Anderson

He took on a risk and was rewarded with whatever you call it.

under chud fascism no one knows what the truth is anymore, so who knows. There probably isn't even a war going on

the epilogue makes it clear they did.

It doesn't. The retarded faggots making this show aren't even pretending to like Star Wars or adhere to its tone or timeliness. It's utterly dishonest, insecure filmmaking.

you will never have a girlfriend that tells your mother to back off

No? Why would new, and improved Empire claim fuckups of shitty, inefficient Republic, that had to be replaced with a better, new Empire? Why wouldn't the Empire blame the Republic's fuckups on the poor Republic's management and whatnot, which is the reason why Sheev declared the Empire in the first place? What you are saying is retarded. No one, say, in Russia takes USSR fuck ups and acknowledges them as fuckups of Russian Federation. There is a clear distinction line between governments and historical periods, between Russian Empire, USSR and Russian Federation. Fucking dumb.

I hope the show elaborates on or shows separatist rebels

There is a clear distinction line between governments and historical periods, between Russian Empire, USSR and Russian Federation

Those lines of distinction are only clear in the hindsight of history. At the time, right after changes have been made, they are far more blurred.

Absolute retards, no wonder filmmakers keep putting expository dialog for you mouth breathers

gaslight
gatekeep
girlboss
manipulate
mansplain
manwife

whoever made episode 3 clearly really wanted the Anon Babble audience

No, bro. No one in 1990's was referring to Chernobyl disaster as anything but USSR incident, not the newly declared Russian Federation or Ukraine's.

It's just a retarded continuity error and a stupid mystery box, that they will never elaborate on. That entire flashback plotline in S1 was entirely unnecessary, convoluted and retarded.

epilogue

my edition has no epilogue. Is this some feel good addition for the US edition? Similar to how they removed chapters from Clockwork?
It ends with an obvious fake newscast about victory.

You're the retard here, handwaving bad and lazy writing from leftist hacks

Go back to r/andor and post another cum tribute to Tony Gilroy.

They are so funny, needing stuff explained, and still missed any points the showmakers gave.

nooo they're just like muh mexicanerinos I can't watch this

meanwhile the rest of us will be enjoying the fact that there's finally (attempted) rape in star wars

Thought you could bully MY autistic bf, did you?

Deranged tranny, just off yourself

Listen up leftist
My wife left me

(((Harv)))est

episode has child marriage and rape in it

Pottery

She's a control freak
He's a freak who needs to be controlled

You're not an orphan, you would never get it.

That there is no war is pretty much accepted, because there are no casualties. It's a North Korea situation where they are in open conflict with the US, who hasn't been to Korea in over half a century.

I mean the more we get from these newEU shows, the more you realise that the Empire isn't even that bad. A reform would be much better than murdering conscripts to make a point. What evils has the Empire done that the previous governments or criminal overlords in respective regions didn't do? The Empire is literally the Romans from Life of Brian at this point. Built bridges, infrastructure, gave a perspective for the people from shithole planets (remember how Han got into a lucrative career as a fighter pilot just by signing his name? The Empire saved his ass from gangsters)
Mon Mothman is a retard. She should coup the emperor (even if she can't) rather than trying military action against the entire structure.

I know I've been bankrolling your paramilitary organization that doesn't hesitate to engage in terrorism, guerrilla warfare and assassination

but it's time for you to pay me or I'll tell the cops because my wife left me

and they say this show doesn't carry the spirit of star wars in its writing!

This guy plays a literal royal cuck in everything he is in.

Daily reminder Luthen, Saw, and Cassian would all be fucking disgusted by Luke, Leia, and Han for being giant pussies. They would like Wedge though.

I was raised on an imperial orphanage well it was actually a republican orphanage but when Palpatine transformed the republic into the first galactic empire it became an imperial orphanage

Better faggots?

The Empire is full of Karens

The Republic would not have killed her gangster parents. They would have made them honorary citizens.
But who knows, maybe she is 20 years old and has just aged badly #Kenobi

imagine not choosing Lonnie

Those pussies actually won the war thro

He tried to maclunkey... me.

A reform would be much better than murdering

good luck negotiating with the Emperor

Wonder what he's up to

Chancellor Valorum's government was guilty of many things, most notably it's Neimoidian right's abuses. But it was also notoriously unreliable at keeping records.

Why do I get the impression the creators live more like this than the "happy" communist communes they promote.

Yes. Because the show is very clearly trying to imply it's more than just an orphanage, which makes zero sense and does not align with the Star Wars universe or timeline. A "kinderblock" makes it sounds like she's liebensborn and that some intentionally dishonest faggotry on the part of the loser writer who wishes he was making The Man in the High Castle instead of Star Wars.

wtf were they eating btw. It looked absolutely disgusting.

Up until Episode IV the chancellor did rely on the senate to keep them all in check. Only with the completion of the DS Tarkin said it has now become obsolete.
Palpatine is powerful, but also just one guy. Enough pressure could have led to a revolt and maybe Vader seizing the moment.
Also, I am arguing this from a pov of Mothma, who doesn't know that Palpatine is a Sith wizard. But her first thought was "Oh well, guess we need to nuke the place."

Andor and friends have been victims of the empire so it's understandable they want to fight against it but what has the empire done to mon mommy that she's willing to sell her daughter, kill a childhood friend and just sacrificing everything?

Of course they do. Leftist Jews always want communism and push for it because they are never the ones at the bottom living in squalor.

Are you wondering if the people making television shows live out in corn fields and jungles?

Not out loud.

Sheev messed with her trade routes and tax policy

RATTA TAT TAT

Eherm. It's ackhshjually:
EUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUE
tshhtshhtshhtshhtt tt

The Empire murdered her beloved Republic, she's out for revenge

Is the Rey Jedi Teacher movie still happening or did the A FUCKING WHITE MALE Starfighter movie with Ryan Gosling cancel it?

Because MUH DEMOCRACY

The Empire makes her seethe because it gets things done and proves that nobody needs wheelspinning bureaucrats like her or Padme constantly impeding progress to debate "ethics"

It was entirely dependent on the box officer performance of The Cleaner.

She's in it, and has a 15 year old boy apprentice according to leaks.

Bringing George back in charge of female constuming would have saved the sequels.

It's coming when the Ryan's jonhson trilogy comes out!

mmmhhh may I have some more...brown slime fondue?

Why does disney wars make fun of Star Wars cuisine? What happened to elegant pears vanishing between Natalie Portman's perfectly white teeth? Or Leia offering that Ewok a snickers? (fun fact, Carrie said that she called Warwick "cookie" because he constantly asked her for some, as they rehearsed their scene

yuse my stronk hend!

exactly zero people were clamoring for a "rey" movie kek

She's in it, and has a 15 year old boy apprentice according to leaks.

Just 1 apprentice? How will they revive the Jedi order?

Sheev turned the senate into a circus which completely obliterated her self-image as someone making the galaxy a better place.

middle aged woman with underaged boy

Ummm bros?

Because any hard romance interaction will be glossed over, and sexual chemistry will be offscreen. The kids are smart for this.

She's from Padme/Bail friend circle, they are democracy idealists, and were opposing him ever since Clone Wars, and the Jedi were their close friends, so when they were genocided they knew shit hit the fan. It's all in The Clone Wars and ROTS deleted scene.

No. It's because nobody likes the character or her previous trilogy of movies. Not complicated.

opposing him, meaning Sheev, of course

nobody likes the character or her previous trilogy of movies

What would it take to make her "cool"?

GEE WE COULD HAVE USED SUPER TIE INTERCEPTORS AT THE BATTLE OF YAVIN, TOO BAD THAT ANDOR GUY TOOK THE ONLY ONE WE HAD, NOW WE GOTTA USE REGULAR TIES TILL RETURN OF THE JEDI

WTF is this shitty retcon writing

It's too late

it was a prototype, they were never mass produced in any significant numbers
also not an interceptor

A Lance Armstrong cancer wristband.

the species needs the mask to live outside of their home planet

Your understanding of this is blatantly wrong.

#Livestrong

Imperial Anon Babble

what does Anon Babble talk about in the star wars universe?

Typical EUshit story.

OH IF ONLY WE HAD THIS SUPER POWERFUL NEVER SEEN BEFORE SHIELDED TIE-VARIANT #1488, REBELLION WOULD HAVE BEEN DOOMED!

BUT ALAS!

YOU SEE, THRAWN IS A SUPER TACTICUL GENIUS!

HE WAS JUST AWAY THAT FAITHFUL DAY WHEN THE EMPIRE NEEDED HIM MOST!

and that's why it is good

cant they invent something that isn't a Tie Whatever

No, because they only had like two officially approved ship suppliers in the entire galaxy

That entire flashback plotline in S1 was entirely unnecessary, convoluted and retarded.

well it does show where Andor comes from, why he might be looking for his long lost sister, why he has the weird accent, and how he ended up being raised by that old English commie woman on Ferrix

Sienar Fleet Systems worked very hard to be the SOLE provider of starfighters for the Imperial Navy, sir

Based emperor getting rid of the degenerates

We all have that one friend that starts acting weird at a party

Uh, sure, they can invent ugly triangle variants that also conveniently never show up in the movies when needed most.

His Rogue One story was better, when he was a Separatist child soldier, who was fighting since he was 6.

lol this is so stupid

You lib faggots keep spreading lies.The emperor doesn't shoot lighting from his hands

Isn't that still the story? Marva wasn't a sep technically but I don't think they were republic

Yeah they mention in the show he was a child soldier

when she arrived there at 3 it might have been a "republican orphanage" (not that she knew or cared at 3) but by the time she turned 18 and left there to join the army/ISB/whatever it was an imperial run and funded facility, whatever

Imperial Winnebago

reminder that only 4 fighter returned from that battle. And only because Han came to the rescue and got them in their blind spot.

Very.
No. He was clearly older than 6 on Kenari, and Separatists actually killed his tribe friends, and Ferrix was a part of the Republic, as seen in the other flashback.

No, they didn't. They mentioned that he was on Mimban from Solo movie as an Imperial soldier, and they made them fight each other there. By which point he had already been in prison for attacking imperial troops after his step-dad was hanged, and needless to say, he was no longer a child. Rogue One backstory doesn't work with Andor, simple as that. As well as him saying that getting imprisoned by Saw Gerrera was his first time, whereas he had been in prison at least twice (as a teen after his stepdad was hanged, and then Narkina 5)

can't they invent something that isn't a F16?

space beans on space toast

That's Kuat Drive Yards, sir

what the fuck are you

Why would they send him to steal the test ship if he didn't know how to fly the test ship?

when your brother steals your Lego TIE fighter wings and now you are left with two cockpits and only one wing.

Space fondue.

The Tie-Trans

I was thinking that if Luke could find a girl with no legs he could carry her on his back like Yoda and occasionally fuck her and if she tried to charge him with rape her case wouldn't have a leg to stand on!!!FACT!!!

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Straight outta Dark Tower

What the fuck is wrong with you?

What do you mean?!?FACT!!!

NEW

Hero's story does not have a happy ending. Luke didn't have a family. What makes you think Rey will develop a family? Fakecels like you are easy to trick.