Times you acted like Bottles
Times you acted like Bottles
I haven't watched this movie actually. I just shitpost about it. I have no idea who "Bottles" is.
just puttin that work brother
one time my mom tried to withhold the tendies from me, and I told her straight, 'i don't care what your job on the outside is, in this house, you get your fucking hands dirty, and make me some tendies'.
You're greenlit , lame
iron up
this guy greenlit
Is Burn Notice worth watching? My dad said it gets up its own ass in the later seasons
don't you trust your dad?
It getting worse might still mean it's worth watching
my dad is a great man, he also likes big bang theory and girls. Besides that he has really great taste in film but gave up on sopranos after like 3 episodes, the man isn't perfect
my dad is a great man, he also likes and girls
haha what a faggot
I bet he kisses them too
they thought we were a dying breed, they thought we closed the books
well i wouldnt exactly call my mother a girl
It's actually a very entertaining film. Well worth a watch.
You gonna pop off every every time a janny deletes a thread?
first time i watched it I thought it was decent, every time since the meme power has only enhanced it and my last viewing I was about ready to overnight ship the boxset collection to my house on DVD, Bluray, and Laser Disc
It ends better than most series.
Most people bitch because it takes a mythos arc as opposed to standalone, like DS9. It really appeals to the same high-minded character of the DS9 or Laughing Man/Individual 11 appreciator.
Most people just wanted Michael drive cool car and scare some Mexicans edition.
mythos arc
I don't know what that means. Like he has to solve a conspiracy instead of being reinstated by the CIA?
It gets super muddy, kinda like it really is.
At some point he's just trying to work for the greatest good, which clearly isn't the government.
big bang theory
Your dad is retarded.
How do I learn to hoop shit in my day to day life? Seems like a useful skill.
Hit a bit too close to home, anon? You're like our little Sheldon haha!
Can you really achieve that physique with burpees?
I love DS9 and hate BN after season 4 (parts of 5 are fine).
finally finished burn notice last night. fucking christ that finale was so dogshit. the last 3-5 episodes really just kind of suck
way to kneecap all the emotional impact of your own finale by having your characters throw on this shit eating grin, nearly just about look straight at the camera, and repeat masturbatory "iconic lines" from the intro/pilot/etc
and they didn't just do this shit once - no, no... they did like FIVE FUCKING TIMES. HOLY FUCK. their own final line of the series, repeating the "my name is michael westen and i used to be a spy" line - DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE. WHY THE FUCK WOULD HE NEED TO TELL CHARLIE HIS NAME. JESUS
Anon Babble tattoo
Only a select few are allowed to wear that ink.
Does he get a real gf or do you still have to pretend the anorexic irish chick is hot at the end?
trust me my dad is the kind of guy you'd massively respect initially until you heard he liked Big Bang Theory, he was born mid 60s and has one of those lives like Forrest Gump where he was around random historical events as he traveled america as a vagabond, hes a self made hard man who loves his family more than anything but still is an asshole to everyone he knows personally though is super polite to strangers
You're better off ending after the mid season finale for season 6
It would have been 10/10 kino if Michael stuck to his guns and took over for James ending as the leader of a similar organization to the one that burned him, but aligned with his ideals.
But he didn't.
pounding club music
neon lights
camera audibly wooshing around the scene
10/10 extras dancing in bikinis
ethnic rapping
the drug kingpin is quaffing champagne with a group of 11/10 groupies
suddenly a leather skeleton wearing a curtain enters the scene
all heads turn to follow her
the drug kingpin locks eyes with her
he leaves his pouting harem to go talk to her
she introduces herself
*horrible fake accent* "my name is monteclaure dewinters and I think drugs and murder are really hot, can we go hang out in your back office where you hide your evidence?"
he makes kissy lips and leads her by the hand
bruce campbell orders another mojito
Absolutely perfect. Reminds me of that one webm of Gal Gadot in a bikini from one of the Fast movies
see a black guy
call him a toad
challenge him first
Bruce Campbell is one of the key highlights of the show. Jesse is a big case of Poochie but he's not entirely awful either, at least it's a good way to show Michael's become what he hates. Still a Poochie though.
he has the chance of running away to essentially operate his own rogue nation-esque organization of paramilitary operatives and burned spies with seemingly endless funds and international control - co-partnered with a vaguely russian blonde chick who wants his spy dick bad and is willing to kill for it (ie everything michael's ever wanted) but then fiona teleports to the top of the roof he's waiting on with her, they have a video game cutscene "you have to pick one of the girls and choose your ending" standoff, he shoots the russian girl, and pretty much from there throws his entire life away
i'm being a liiiitttle reductive obviously but yeah. he and cryptkeeper o'riley and his nephew end up "happily ever after" presumably somewhere in ireland in a childless quasi-marriage.
sometimes gabrielle anwar came off attractive in the show and she was definitely a babe like 30 fucking years ago but god damn did it get old having every character pretend she's a super model when literally every single bikini-clad extra they had walking by in the background was hotter
cryptkeeper o'riley
Made me chortle
Burpees plus taking 200 small gelatin capsules that contain 2g of protein each a day. Start with 14 sets of 88 burpees.
Yeah. I have one from when I was about 8...
in the yard
Sand box shit, real turf. If you want to build, it better be good.
Fish flops down in my box, acting like his tonka is better than my own two hands
Excavates my hand mound castle
Break that shitty scoop,shovel, plow; whatever, right the fuck off that toy
Fish screams crying
Overwatch hears, loud ringing
Hit the deck, bury that shit deep in the sand
Guard comes asking what happened, fish says I broke his tonka
Clean break, no edges. Looks new as ever
Asked if I did
No.
Let off, no warning. Fish was marked from then out
I called the shots, I ran the sand.
The only reason that standoff happened is because he forgot one of the most common piece of spy advice he gives throughout the series.
Experienced spies don't break cover even after being caught. They double down.
On the bridge with Sam it would have been extremely easy to tell him that James was about to be captured and arrested, then invite him and Fiona to watch with Strong's team. That was literally the plan, instead, he breaks down, confesses his master plan, and leaves.
i was more personally annoyed by the fact the place was swarming with guards and fiona just dogs it up like 5 levels of this heavily secured building to the roof because they "took out a guard" but that's really just a nitpick more than anything. the whole standoff contextually is ridiculous but in the physical, literal sense it should have been impossible
your post is funny though because i swear to god he says that like an episode or so before all of that goes down. when he reveals his CIA involvement to james - he says that line. i'm sure that advice is banging around in his skull like an angry wasp. and then like 2 days later he's fucking ignoring that advice AGAIN with sam and the rest of the crew
Bottles because the specs.
He calls the shots.
this chinese man is the leader of our aryan brotherhood
aryan brothers, I don't feel so good
*stares at you dangerously
childless
but theres a child
yeah
kek was watching Bosch the other day and Redwood showed up. Guy gets all the prisoner roles.