*invents friend simulators*

*invents friend simulators*
*invents calling people gay*
*invents calling people retarded*
*invents making fun of Jews*
*retires at 36 for unknown reasons and disappears*

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steals all his content from Anon Babble and repackages it for transexuals

transexual fans come to Anon Babble and shit the place up like you're doing

has no more material to steal from since his unfunny fan base ruined the board

This guy is clinically and comically depressed because he keeps denying his true nature as a chud.

This is pretty much what Shane, Skanks, Dillon and many other various faggots do.

Mom said pick up some milk on the way home

i just make up new half-baked bits in my head now starring them. it's part of the tapestry of my inner monologue

shut the fuck up adam

so there used to be this... retard in 7th grade i knew and he insisted on calling telephone poles "TV pulls", he was like 15. and he- he always got a shit ton of baby carrots-

oh hell yeah dude baby ca

yeah so anyway he had like giant popcorn bowl of baby carrots he was eating and i remember this one time

epic podcast i cant wait to spend 10 years thinking about it

Only retards listened to cumtown

this is what i mean, why does this faggot think anyone wants to read this, why does he feel like he deserves to say it? you're not funny

He didn't disappear he is just really small so you have to look down to see him. Most people don't stair at their shoes so Nick normally goes unnoticed.

millennial humour fell off the new generation is too retarded and muslim to understand sarcasm

Didn't invent anything.

steals Anon Babble memes and acts like he made it up

wow what a genius
sleepycast did it first and with more sincerity

kill yourself immediately

I would say Jontron era gamegrumps and Oneyplays invented Friendship simulators, they came before Cumtown and for free.
Didn't invent gay or retarded. And if anyone was keeping it alive, it was us.
Same for making fun of jews.
A chunk of Anon Babble retired at 36 because of crypto.

Nick is funny. He is really funny. But his stand-up isn't anything to write home about.
Also, while he is funny and seems like a good person, he's said dozens and dozens of things he did that while funny, are bad things and frankly do make him a bad person.
- Scamming people $100-400 at a time with fake tutoring and computer repair. Making as much as $10-15K doing this.
- Scamming people with cellphones and ringtones
- Pissing all over the walls (covered in wall paper) of a friendly Chinese restaurant's bathroom.
- Getting his past girlfriend(s) abortion(s). Adam has done this too.
- Drunk driving costantly until he "sobered up". But its okay now, now he does cocaine.
- Sideswiping cars with a truck and not caring.
- Blaming things he broke on retarded people.
- Taking advantage/for granted a car dealership he worked for that was REALLY nice to him. Like he was a slob and they paid for a weeks worth of dress clothes, would invite him to Sunday mass, have monthly/quarterly give-a-ways where you could be given $200 for nothing. Instead he drank and drank, blew off work and blew sales.
And a lot of other "haha, thats so funny stuff" unless you were on the receiving end. Then its just rude, annoying and mean spirited.

He is funny, be he's not a good person, and the very least he wasn't most of his life. And him being funny and chill now doesn't make up for it.

He at the very least deserves his reoccurring existential crisises, his reoccurring depression and suicidal thoughts.

But enough about you and the other listeners of your favorite podcast

Based and mepilled

and only intellectuals use this site!

"Comedians" aren't good people. None of them, anybody can come to this sort of realization. A lot of the hilarity comes from this. I like Mullen, but as an entertainer, he obviously is best served in this role as opposed to most other things. Comedy in the modern world functions this way.

This explains why trump is funny and an evil piece of shit too.

Why don’t you faggots go repopulate fun threads instead of suckin on this eceleb nigger midget’s balls? It’s goddamn 5AM on the east coast of Hell. We lost some good dudes during the dark times there, probably forever.

Cumtown faggots and their communist fans should be banned on site.

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take too long on the lunch break and they... sent me home
on the adam friedlan sho

seeing him with the fat laughtrack again felt nice

you need to take your meds

Sounds like he just stole all his material from the chans. I’ve never heard of him before but tons of early podcasters were just O&A and Anon Babble ripoffs

Cumtown.org power user here, we're having a meetup at the Mullen show at Magoobies next Saturday, sad to see you anon losers jacking off alone!

I also just make up bits in my head so you're not alone. For years I've heard Nick's voice in my head saying "how about an Indian Joe Rogan called Joe Rogan Josh, and he's like "how yuo everr tried cow?""

the only funny people are nick mullen, sam hyde, and shane gillis pre 2024
end of discussion
and we would all be best friends

invents friend simulators

Radio is like 100 years old. It’s like a live podcast you listen too. Wild stuff. If you were truely skitzo back in the day you might have a parasocial relationship with a writer, but they locked up crazies and autists back then. Can’t wait for RFK to bring that back.

The jocktober raids felt very Anon Babble.

theres a guy on their Facebook page masterbating with shit!

this is a Christian radio station!

Holy fuck it works.

accidented from glowie HQ

makes you think

I don’t know about Opie and Anthony themselves but they definitely had some producers and interns who were just blatantly repeating shit they saw on Anon Babble for material and it spread Chan culture into the then nascent podcast eco-system

nah giantbomb and 4playerpodcast really pioneered the modern online friend simulator format years before those

hell yeah dude

Why are you obvious redditors even on Anon Babble?
Imagine admitting you're a fan of unfunny leftist podcasts and religiously watch to hasan piker.

Podcasts and message boards didn't invent ironically doing low effort jokes. My brother was changing lyrics to songs to be about gay things already when I was 7.

Friedland is the only one I can tolerate

It's the same format as funny duo radio shows like Opie and Anthony or Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant. And that's the same format as a small group of bros in high school during lunch time standing around making "what if" jokes.

*retires at 36 for unknown reasons and disappears*

Are they not doing the Adam Friedland show anymore?

And what, you're 8 now?

bro everything is retarded and gay lmao stop caring about anything

except black lives matter and gay rights, and also keep hating white people