Villain wants to conquer the world but also turn it into a dry barren wasteland not able to sustain vegetation and agriculture just because
Villain wants to conquer the world but also turn it into a dry barren wasteland not able to sustain vegetation and...
why do you need vegetation and argiculture? the orcs seemed to getting on just fine without it
Mordor doesn't look like a very nice place to live to be honest with you
there was agriculture in Mordor, in the Plains of Núrn
Not his problem
Sauron was a tranny. He didn't care if he destroyed the world as long as he was in control
No trees? Near my active volcano?
But that's more or less what we're doing.
Nice propaganda. Forgot to mention the 'wasteland' will be built up with tons of infrastructure and housing, fully connected to the grid, that'sinstant access to gas water electricity and even internet, roads and highways connecting all of middle earth, dangerous animals will be culled and caged, etc. But nooo you want to live in a hole in the ground and smoke weed
dangerous animals will be culled and caged
Like... the orcs?
this reminds me of the craft beer apartment copypasta
No like dragons and wolves and giant eagles and fucking SENTIENT TREES
Sauron was going to kill all the orcs after the war. He wanted to rule over the elves, the orcs were just a tool. There is no one who hates orcs more than Sauron and the only good thing Rangs of Power showed was Sauron's hatred for the orcs.
That was just Gorgoroth. The rest of Mordor was allegedly very fertile.
where do they get the maggoty bread without wheat farms?
Was he a good Sauron actor?
yeah that's right good hobbits, enter into the pods and eat the bugs, all your needs will be covered and catered for forever, just trust the giant fireball-cat's eye thing...
So, from what I understand, Sauron had a body during the events of lotr, he was just fucking scared to leave the tower? Why? Because of what Isildur did to him? Lol What a loser
Metaphor for the USSR. Sauron=Stalin. Russoids were so butthurt by the novel that they made an unofficial hatefic sequel where Sauron was akshually the good guy and Aragorn the villain for opposing mass industrialism, lol.
maybe Sauron wouldn't need to attack Gondor if they didn't place their cities so close to his kingdom, paid him tribute and acknowledged his lordship. Minas Ithil was always his, btw
What was his tax policy?
Taxes are much lower on a brown belt
the author of that fic was a more a proto-reddit, fedoratheist, le heckin science lover type that a Russian nationalist
he was criticizing Tolkien's pre modern and Luddite worldview, not upholding Russian pride and nationalism
the halbrand guy was the only good thing about the show, and that's not saying too much
it's what westerners have done to the world, though. there's hardly any natural forests left in europe.
talk to person IRL about LotR
they unironically pronounce Mordor as "Morlldor" like they think they have a fucking accent
I didn't say he was a Russian nationalist. Obviously a Russian nationalist wouldn't support the USSR. Russoids are different, they're all about whitewashing the USSR and worshiping Stalin and Putin.
it's like chuddy blumpkins seething over bill gates buying up farm land. i'm over here like yaaas daddy gates feed us starving queens while pasteoid #1488 is screaming about muh jews or whatever
no, sauron should look like a passable tranny
Obviously a Russian nationalist wouldn't support the USSR
a lot of Russian nationalists worship Stalin, they think he got rid of the worst aspects of Communism
Kill all of your goons once you get into power
Who's going to break thumbs for you if an elf gets out of line then during your rule?
Yeah, Mordor was actually quite pleasant outside of the volcanic valley.
Thats why he made the rings, he wanted to rule the minds of the elves, basically slaves
Reminds me of somebody comparing warhammer orcs to mushrooms because they are not intelligent enough to form society
They sun dry maggots and then grind them into dust.
I dont think the villains want to turn the world into a desolate wasteland necessarily. It's moreso they don't have any vision or ideal of the world beyond being the one in total control of it. The type of being that is only happy when they are in power even if the rest of existence is crumbling around them.
Just look at One World Order plan. THey want to block out the sun and make you pay for water for Christs sakes.
I think they are mushrooms, or spores or something, from some other planet, aren't they? If they were smart enough to stop in-fighting, they'd probably kill everyone with ease
Sauron was going to remake the world if he won. He wasn't concerned with appearances until then.
Who does that?