what does this board think of this movie?
Precious (2009)
10/10 braphog, would anally mating press her until the ghetto smelled like Popeyes
Is that real? Looks like a shitpost someone would make to mock the movie, lmao
That’s what her dad did to her in the movie
Legit poster. The movie is just as absurd as the poster.
Congratulations, your dick now smells like AIDS
Surprisingly realistic depiction of nogs.
Her dad was greasy as hell
Uh, seriously? Mr Precious Sr mating presses her in a scene?
Worst post since they opened this place back up
Yes first ten minutes
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Misery porn. I'm not sure who this is for other than guilt-ridden whites and I'm not sure what they actually get out of it.
It’s actually seen as a comedy in Harlem and black Twitter.
It should be viewed as that by everyone. It's so morosely over the top that it moves into parody.
I grew up in a well-to-do family in Sydney. I had no clue how bad Americans' lives could be until I saw this film in my late teens. I assumed this level of depravity only existed in countries like Liberia or Equatorial Guinea. Made me sad.
Absolutely incredible, probably the most accurate portrayal of blacks and how they see the world.
The sequel blows it out of the water though, I think I'd die of laughter if they ever adapted it.
Do tell.
Yes, we know you're gay.
yeah, and he also has AIDS unironically
Patrice O'Neal's best work.
Precious dies, her downs baby dies, her son goes into the foster system and gets raped by a bunch of kids and adults, then turns into a gay rapist himself.
hard to watch
ChatGPT won't give me a summary of this novel because it violated usage policies, so I'll take your word for it.
EVERYONE'S GETTING RAPED
The film Precious is like a Anon Babble shitpost it’s fucking hilarious
Best comedy of the 2000s. Not even kidding. I was in legit tears from laughing so hard at the fried chicken scene, her getting whacked with the frying pan, and naming her retard baby Mongo.
Precious and Tiptoes are the top two unintentionally hilarious "Is this actually real or am I in the middle of a fever dream?" movies from that era. One of these days when I have time and am not being a lazy piece of shit I'm going to do a Anon Babble stream triple feature with livechat of these two movies and a Kung Pow palate cleanser finale for all you fellow degens like the groupwatch with chat streams we used to have here back in the day.
There is movie that is called toe to toe that is also like that
hilarious, i can take very few tearjerker dramas seriously but this one is a straight up dark comedy and noone can tell me otherwise.
i think i saw a trailer for that one.
The lesbo interracial lacrosse movie?
Yeah
Nice, I'll download it and check it out. Thanks Anon.
American niggers basically just try to fuck their lives up as much as possible because they get more welfare money.
No job, no high school diploma, no home? Have 8 kids so you can get more EBT! Also you'll get a nice section 8 home you can destroy and can't be evicted from! Don't work, just deal drugs or steal shit. Go by 6 different street names and have no permanent address so cops can't track you down. Refuse to get a DL but still drive everywhere. Most importantly, base all of your thoughts and actions around blaming white people for all the god awful decisions you make. Throw in a lot of crab in the bucket mentality as well and drag down all the other blacks in your life.
Im black and this movie makes me glad i wasn't born a female, being a black female is a truly hellish experience. I refuse to cum in a black women, light skinned women.
If you ever got a negress pregnant and she queefed out a retard would you name it Mongo?
be fat
can't stop eating kfc
literally me fr fr
oh my god i wish i could shoot harry in the head with a shotgun he was the worst followed by fucking neelix
Not him but I definitely would and I wouldn't raise it either because it's my culcha.
My favorite scene was when the street niglet asked if she wanted to play with her and she kicked the ball away, causing the niglet to shut down.
They 100% had to get a stunt double to run because she's too fat to run
Precious' mother states that she hates her daughter because her husband preferred to rape Precious when she was a baby so Precious "took her man"
They gave her an Oscar for that.
has a baby named Mongo
One of the all time greatest pieces of satire.
This movie has Mariah Carey with no makeup and a weird haircut.
If you wouldn't put a mongo in that thicc kween you're gay as hell bruh
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you're slipping Anon Babble
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I growed up in a home worse than this. My brother put he baby in a microwave and got got over some gay shit.
they had us watched this in highschool
doesnt she get pushed down the stairs or some shit? i remember laughing really fuckin hard at a serious scene and i got in mad trouble
Hell yeah nigga we do it fo da culcha SpottemGottem dem babies n da microwave n shyt
You really think black people have kids just for the extra 200 bucks a month? It costs a lot more than that to feed a kid
That baby's name? Albert Einstein
Not him. They don't feed their kids with that money and I have literally talked to negroes who have admitted to doing that to game the system so yeah I fucking do think they do that BECAUSE THEY HAVE ADMITTED IT. You ever see the video of ODB, at the peak of Wu Tang, going to the welfare office to claim all the gibs for his welfare babies and laughing about how he is going to make more to get even more gibs even though he was rich? What kind of sheltered white cuck are you to think they don't actually do that?
How do they keep their babies alive? Shit takes work.
Das grandmama and da skoolz job fa sho.
She's 16 in the movie you sick sack of shit
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Joke's on you, Precious is actually a 900 year old dragon spirit in a fat teenage nigger's body so it's okay.
casting a 28yo as a 16yo
This movie gets funnier and funnier the more I learn about it.
Fucking kek
Is that the one based on the novel "Push" by Sapphire?
yea this is Sapphire btw
French poorfag here, lived around blacks young and this is an accurate picture of how trashy some of them can be.
Architects just can't help themselves can they
The face of someone whos seen horrors beyond your comprehension
the niggest movie. i remember accidentally watching it at night on the arts channel out of sheer disgust.
I dont think being raped by your dad is necessarily trashy, ever seen chinatown?
16 people
Bro that is the gayest guy on Earth and she is the most obvious beard ever. Word is she married him because he was a trust fund babby that was friends with Ryan Murphy and Murphy told her he would keep putting her in stuff like American Horror Stories (there is an episode about her and her gay husband she was in) if she married him. Pretty open Hollywood secret, no architecture going on there. As another Anon put it in another thread about them and this movie awhile back, and I'm paraphrasing but it made me laugh my ass off, "that nigga is so zesty he makes Lawry's look like baby powder".
wtf is the art behind it?
This is the face of a man who has seen Jayden Starr sit on one too many white dicks and gotten lust-drunk over that fine bitch.
No, he is a legit architect. Trust me on this one. See her Instagram if you don't believe me. If you don't understand Architecture, that's fine. The rest of us will pipe the piggies till they squeal.
It's more like
I'll just keep having unprotected sex with obvious deadbeat losers and if I get pregnant then the government can pay anyway
These people can't plan that far in advance.
t. Worked in a welfare office for almost 10 years
Baby sick go to ER
go home keep ignoring it
Baby get sick got to ER
rinse and repeat until the kid is old enough to be a juvenile offender and steal on their own
black like to joke about whites being inbred but incest is very strong in their culture
Anon if you listen to one word out of that man's mouth and while looking at him don't realize he is gayer than Liberace you have the worst gaydar ever lol.
Okay, but the way he gropes her womb is very Brosnan after an hour of going to plumper porn. I'll listen to him talk and get back to you.
You're accusing them of projection. Don't. It is deeply unethical to critique Black civilization.
That repulsive actress ruined AHS S3. She's so hideous to look at that she breaks my immersion and forces me to look away from the screen. Whomever decided to make that person a public personality belongs in prison
thinks they have thoughts
Whites have 1 kid and dote on the stupid thing until it's 25.
Nigs have 9 kids and barely remember any of their names. Only the strong ones survive to be 16 and then they start a gang and kill whites and other blacks.
It took me ages to actually realise who she was. I kept thinking, "how do I know this actress" for a long time until it clicked.
Checked the reviews on goodreads, it's true
Ryan Murphy and his rentboy that is now 'married' to her are to blame for that. They ran in the same circles as Bryan Singer. You starting to see the same connections I did?
This thread is gold. Someone needs to stream this for max keks.
There are entire industries built around taking care of welfare babies. Think about how the poor can have 10 kids and they all survive to adulthood while the middle-class fret over having 1 or 2 like they’re in a famine.
NTA but I just watched an interview with them where they talked about having to use IVF to have their kids and yeah... Wow. Sooooooooo gay.
Even then, none of it makes sense. Who is changing all the diapers? Babies need six changes a day. How is the mom getting any sleep? Even one baby is ruinous to sleep. How does the mom change and wash the clothes constantly? Do these parents get government-subsidized helpers?
i can't believe i saw this fucking shit in the theater
You Say Run goes with Precious stealing a bucket of fried chicken
trust me bro, this fetishiser is totally not a faggot like 99% of fetishisers. I would know, I'm also totally not a faggot.
Who changes them?
Grandma
How do they sleep?
Beat the kid quiet or ignore it, like how they can tune out the beeping smoke detector
Do these people get government-subsidized helpers?
Yes, or they get non-profits like church groups to do it.
The cruelty I’ve seen black mothers commit in public to their children makes me understand how so many of them grow up maladjusted.
They only change them once a day, and a 'big momma' (the grandparent that is also illegally claiming government money and food) 'watches' them until they are old enough to go out and commit crimes themself. It's a flat circle my friend, and it will keep repeating itself.
The monstrosity and her twink husband have kids now
100% they're getting molested
Who are you quoting?
I didn't say that, but you came to the same conclusion as I did...
None of this makes sense
You’re applying middle-class white standards of child-rearing to poverty blacks.
Stop avatarfagging.
I was just doing true detective work and posting accordingly. Two posts about the same thing while keeping in line with the subject is also not "avatarfagging" you newfaggot. Get a fucking grip nigger.
immediately stops after getting called out
coward. craven.
crackers literally think this is some wild shit while any black person that grew up in the hood in any country knows ten black bitches that grew up and got tossed around by all they family like this lel
That's insane. No wonder they struggle so much. It's a vicious cycle.
You fucking retard there were no replies after that one until you made one. Go watch DBZ with your fellow negro while your uncle rapes your sister and lurk for a bit right before you suck eachother's dicks before you ever post again you punk ass bitch.
post rust again bro. you scared? lmao avatarfag shook
They struggle because they choose to. They have been offered every hand up the world can offer and they choose to be that way. Source: I'm a nigger that grew up in the shittiest ghetto in Cleveland and took advantage of the massive handouts and got myself out of there and now have a very successful life all things considered. It's a choice to be a buckbroken beatdown nigger and not a black person, make no mistake.
How many times you get that bussy split by your momma's friend growing up lil nigga? Be honest. I knew I smelled bussy juice the second you posted.
As someone who's lived in both countries, living standards are as follows:
1. upper class American
2. middle class American
3. upper class Australian
4. middle class Australian
5. lower class Australian
6. lower class American
Basically, unless you're poor as shit, it's better to be an American.
The 2013 sequel that shifts the genre to a legal drama was better.
Sheesh
UM GROUNZ?!