Star Wars movies every year in theaters starting 2026

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they're all so excited by it, is reaching this mental state the key to a happier life?

WHEN I SEE THE CHARACTER I RECOGNIZE I CHEER AND CLAP

You perceive this as happiness?

Coming fresh off an Episode 3 rerun, I can’t help but notice how boring this mando movie looks. It’s shot like every other capeshit flick and has the same lame joke pacing. For someone who was allegedly Lucas’ apprentice, Filoni carried absolutely nothing of his mentor’s style forward.

Nothing wrong with "x-wing slop", the actual problem with it is it's set post-Sequels, will undoubtedly be used to set up ROY SHKYWALKAH's shitty movie, and clearly hopes to use Gosling's name and brand to put *something* in cinemas they can point to as a success(conveniently omitting that the audience that will turn out for it are dusty-cunted catladies and queers, for Gosling, and that 'Wars fans still won't give a shit) to keep the investor bilking rolling.

They could be making a balls-to-the-wall Rogue Squadron series of films that loosely adapts the post-Endor era books and have *actual fans* who'll spend money on merch and come back for more films in the franchise lined up around the block, but their egos just won't allow them to admit their mistakes and turn to the work of their betters for salvation.

The Wickalorian

Happier? Not overall but you get excited when the music does the thing to make you excited and clap when you see something you recognise. NPCs are not happier than you, they are barely alive like you anon, if we slaughtered and ate them like cattle the only loss would be not getting to witness the cringe the next year, or marvel at how alien they are.
The movie is going to be really shit with that terrible title

Star Wars stopped existing thirteen years ago. It's time to let go.

AT-AT! AT-AT! AT-AT! AT-AT! Im gonna coooom!

Yeah, kind of, in a way. It is a form of nirvana and earnestness that I'm not capable of.
The cynical way to look at it is that they're all dumb for liking dumb content but their lives are no doubt not as hollow as mine is, they have friends, social circles, some their own families and so movies don't have to be more than dumb fun to them.

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Audience cheers for Glop Shitto

there is no audience for star wars anymore, the moment has passed. all of them will bomb

The stuntman did a great job. Too bad Pedro Pascal will be doing the voice, I won't watch anything that faggot's in.

You've been saying this for years, all of that shit will get canceled. I hope you're getting paid for making these shitty threads.

I gotta be honest, I fucking hate the NPC meme, it's such a dehumanizing and antisocial way to look at people at large. Calling people normies was much better, because it implies a lack of experience, or expertise, one they could attain but currently do not have. Thinking of people as literal non-beings is depressing to me.
How are you ever going to grow as a person if this is how you think about the people around you? I really think a less cynical position is absolutely instrumental to not being miserable in life.

It may be depressing but the scamdemic made it clear that a lot of people really are literal non-beings.

Literally in preproduction right now buddy. It's happening. Jesse Plemons is also in the film, Margot Qualley probably going to take the role Mickey Madison turned down.

I still won't watch them but okay.

2027: Starfighter with Ryan Gosling, taking place 5 years after Episode 9

O boy, I can't wait til Ryan Gosling gets humilliated and killed like a bitch in the first five minutes of the movie so they can move on to the best pilot ever, Rey Skywalker

nu star wars

they sound fucking terrible. Grogu. GROGU. THIS IS WHAT YOU THINK WILL SAVE STAR WARS

So was the Patty Jenkins movie.

shut the fuck up and catch a plane back to r/all faggot
most people these days will go around agreeing with statements like trannies are women, unborn babies arent people, and races are just skin deep
They can fucking die

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Genuinely, how the fuck do people cheer after everything Disney has done to this franchise? The movie literally is just “John Wick, but in Star Wars”. Truly cattle.
Lmao, you’re probably right. It stops being fun to watch and starts becoming homework.

As far as I know that never had a cast? And the Mando movie is already in post, so that's 100% happening, regardless of quality.

The starfighter one looks cheap. It looks like a starwars product made by the DMV

Starfighter takes place after Episode 9

I thought The New Order was gone. So the fighting never ends?

I have a feeling Starfighter isn't going to get made or at least they'll rework it to not be post ST

Remnants, probably.

I wish they'd stop announcing shit before they're actually filming on set.

Whether you like it or not, consuming everything and doing what you're told because a trillion-dollar company told you so isn't the way to live.

How are you ever going to grow as a person if this is how you think about the people around you?

Ironic since all these people get a buzz because of an upvote notification and do everything to jump onto the latest trend for likes/upvotes. Did you really think people got porg tattoos simply because they saw a puppet for a fraction of a second in a movie trailer?

The only one of these that gets made and released is Mandalorian and Grogu, and I'm willing to bet it ends up straight to Disney+ instead.

Is the gosling movie born from the ashes of that rogue squadron movie they had kicking around forever? Wasn't it supposed to be female top gun in space? Hilarious how that idea sat around in development so long they finally just said fuck it give the incels their "literally me" movie

Because despite the color effect behind the title, the word "Starfighter" is literally a default unmodified font. They mocked that title card up an hour before the announcement, I guarantee. They are desperate and also halfassing whatever they can to pretend like they are busy in order to convince Disney not to axe the entire company right now. It's the same kind of tactic Bioware keeps using to not get shut down by EA (ie hastily announce something is being developed to follow up something they know is going to bomb ala Mass Effect 4 while they made Dragon Age Veilguard)

Shawn Levy is worse than bland. Shawn Levy is the personification of Netflix brand Whedon quips. He has made nothing but utterly unfunny cringe and only has a job because he's a nepo Jew.

I'm a Star Wars mark, but those "Star Wars: Karkerman and Ploopoo" jokes are on point. Why not call it "Star Wars: Mandalorians"? Baby Yoda being in the movie is guaranteed anyway, it's the only thing that draws women in

Not even the baby Yoda does that anymore. My mom and sister checked out hard during Mando season 3. The schtick and novelty has completely worn off.

Disney already announced Star Wars movies every year in theaters starting in 2015

I have more faith in people than you do because shit just fucking bombs now
Everyone already forgot that one two punch a month ago where Disney spent a quarter billion dollars making a garbage Snow White movie and nobody saw it and then Disney spent half a billion dollars making a garbage Falcon movie twice and nobody saw it

Even the "guaranteed hits" are just shrieking into the ether now

I guess it's time for Baby Chewbacca

What is the best version of the prequel/classic films to watch. I know they made a million copies of each but which one is the best to get ahold of.

Who in their right mind cares about any upcoming star wars films?

I'm cautiously excited for Starfighter
If they do post-sequel stuff right it could be super cool, but that's a big if.
The First Order and New Republic are defunct. The galaxy would be in a dark-age anarchy unless Lando just asspulled a new government like he did with the fleet.

I completely memoryholed that the obiwan show was a movie first, it probably would've been a lot better that way especially if leia's involvement got cut

wonder what happened in 2020 to change that plan

Absolutely nobody
Disney is desperately trying to wring blood from a stone because, and I'm being fair-minded here, their only projects that got even an inch of traction were

The Force Awakens

Rogue One

The Mandalorian

And The Force Awakens already got face fucked to death by its own sequels while the Mandalorian is on life support because of how awful its later seasons were so we're left with Andor wringing Rogue One dry

Who the fuck si Grogu?

Absolutely no one. That Andor garbage is the most astroturfed show on the internet right now, nobody is watching it. The Last of Us might suck ass but it at least has some organic viewership. Any posts you see about Andor are just marketing bots.

Popular fan name given to the character Yeed

The Last of Us might suck ass but it at least has some organic viewership

I'm enjoying watching The Last of Us die twice because somehow most of the people watching the show never heard of the game and they are just as mad as the gamers were about the main character being murdered and then replaced by the whiny lesbian that murdered him

It wasn't 2020. TLJ had poor reception which that + abysmal marketing led to Solo doing unthinkably bad which forced them to reconsider films which is why they flood disney+ instead of theaters with their shows

The Boba Fett show was also supposed to be a movie. It was actually the first spinoff movie they even announced years before it finally got made and turned into a show lmao

It's also an absurd holding pattern
Disney didn't go in spending four billion dollars to make a fucking webseries

I don't care what shills say, there have to be constant fire alarms
In 2019, Disney was the largest movie studio on earth and their films made $13 billion
In 2024, Disney was the largest movie studio on earth and their films made $5 billion
You can't just go "Yeah revenue is down 70% in five years, we're doing great"

Disneysisters, chuds took this from us...

Didn't some dude make an edited cut thats superior in every way and is movie length?

Yeed's Feed and Seed

Which has the least CGI bullshit and fake rocks?

I don't care about any of those movies. Yes, that includes Starfighter despite me liking Ryan Gosling. As long as Disney doesn't decanonise the sequel trilogy, I don't give a shit about any of their upcoming movies.

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I wouldn't be surprised, I also thought the the first couple episodes of book of boba fett (when he's living with the sand people) could have been made into a neat little film as well. It just goes to complete shit when he starts to run the town

They are going to do exactly that, it will be a new-new republic again and they will be dogfighting against chuds. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

What kills me is Morrison himself made comments about "i dont' want to read this lines, Boba fetts talking too much, this doesn't make sense" But Favreau demanded it so.. at this point it's Disney execs shooting themselves in the dick and then going "how could this not make money"

Jesse Plemons

he was supposed to play the role of Boyega before being booted out, got done dirty or dodged a bullet seeing how that trilogy turned out.

but announcing is fun! gets lots of attention and have to do none of the work. it's a female thing you wouldn't understand

That woman screaming "OH MY GOD" when Spicolorian shows up

Kill them. I legitimately hate these people and I am not saying that lightly.

Normalfags can be smart, as evidenced by the reception to Snow White. They will at least eventually piece it together and realize something is wrong. An NPC is incapable of questioning anything. Look at how many people clapped and cheered at that blandalorian trailer. That’s supposed to be a movie in the same category as A New Hope or Revenge of the Sith, and it looks like just another season of streaming slop. How can a person with a brain and soul look at that and cheer? It’s not possible.

How are you ever going to grow as a person

Don’t try to play the “be a mature adult” card while defending the most childlike behavior imaginable. They have to be dehumanized, because they don’t deserve to be considered adults. These are people who give the holiday special flak for being childish and out of step with Star Wars, when the mandalorian has been four seasons of babysitting.

GRUNGLEMAN AND BINKUS

maul: shadow lord

You're telling me Maulhas somehow returned... Again? And then later in the timeline he somehow returned AGAIN to be killed by Obi-Wan on Tattoine when the whole fucking empire couldn't find him?

Anon Babble users are egotistical faggots who have to feel super speshil. Or else they are just cowardly pricks who talk shit behind being nonymous

If they do post-sequel stuff right

You're joking, right? It's impossible because the sequels shit on so much.

Not even the baby Yoda does that anymore. My mom and sister checked out hard during Mando season 3.

Because it was dogshit. It also doesn't help that his story was done and should've been training with Luke at that point. They could've had the mandalorian have a new contract every season or something

I work in a majority female office and the work to them is just talking about what is going to be done and then putting it into some sort of list, which is fine by me because it means my actual work is hilariously stretched thinrox4m

I get where you're coming from and many years ago, I would have wholeheartedly agreed with you. But looking into the simulation theory made me realise that some people really COULD be literal NPCs, as in programs (like in The Matrix) that don't have souls but outwardly appear to be people just like you and I. David Icke called these programs 'red dresses' (after the lady in the red dress from The Matrix).

No thanks

foids confusing activity with accomplishment.

sounds about right

Jesse Plemons

He's going to play the character he plays in everything now. An overtly racist and sexist caricature villain.

I'm a Republic citizen sir

Oh yeah, what kind?

This is absolutely every workplace and career field filled with women. And it's why every industry starts with them when downsizing occurs, because deep down everyone knows their jobs and the work they do is meaningless busy work that goes nowhere.

can't be mad or even annoyed if they 100% miss me with all their shit. won't even see an ad or trailer about it. won't click those threads either. just to post something like this and leave. feels good. i don't miss /tv

I've never seen any of these.

Are they good?

that action sequence

john wick and its consequences have been a disaster for shooting choreography

Not him, but I never watch streaming slop.

No. Stay away from anything Filoni is involved with.
And don't let anyone meme you into watching The Clone Wars just because it was under Lucas, either. It's kiddy trash and contradicts the 6 films hard.

The Clone Wars has some decent episodes, probably because George was there to be Filoni's tard wrangler. Avoid the rest like plague.

Clone wars is a good time, the last season they made on disney + is "kinda" mid but has moments that aren't bad and Ashoka is a jumpsuit's kinda hot. That said the first season of clone wars is a bit of a "look see we can make a kids show and make money" bait before season 2 just has a high violence body count onward. Though it did make Cad Bane which is one of my favorite star wars characters at this point.

Cade Bane fucking sucks

durr I can weild a lightsaber against two jedi in their prime and WIN

Please just let it die gracefully. People fondly remember Back To The Future because there weren’t 20 different movies and remakes.

You're right. And just for the record, George himself created Ahsoka. NOT that loser Filoni. I haven't watched the Ahsoka series by Disney and never will. I will never tolerate their negrofication of Ahsoka. Pre-Disney Ahsoka a cute. A CUTE!

True.

Ahsoka is the Korra of Star Wars. Useless, nothing character.

Korra

Don't know who that is.

Useless, nothing character.

You're right, but she's cute. So all is forgiven.

Don't know who that is

Good.

all is forgiven.

No.

bogsling is not my ryan-kun

Mando movie

looks like tv episode

Why cant modern directors into lenses and lighting?

Cad Bane is fine. I'd absolutely watch a neo-noir Cad Bane spin-off film set in Coruscant's underworld if Kuntleen Kennedy had zero involvement. Like a mafia movie but Star Wars. But we all know that'll never happen.

No, he's not and you have shit taste.

you have shit taste.

You're right that you have shit taste and that's because you lick my anus. Keep seething and continue licking my anus. lol

The TCWfag is also gay

Shocker.

Closest to that you'll get are the shots in his office and him killing a lot of senators / officials. Banes bodyguard and Aura are good. Filoni has good ideas but needs a fucking handler 9 out of ten times sadly enough.

this

Filoni was at his best when George kept him on a tight leash.

Filoni was at his best when he wasn't employed by Lucasfilm.

The Clone Wars is generally good and still remains the only good Star Wars show that maintains the spirit and soul of Lucas' Star Wars. Made by Lucas himself, back when people were still making TV-shows, and not 8 hours long movies for streaming services. Everything else is Disney+ shows, and they're all meh to bad.