Asuka Langley Soryu

Asuka Langley Soryu

Where can I buy Misato's car and how much would that cost me

Asuka is not for you. Asuka is not even for me. Asuka is for the literally me represented by Shinji, and nobody else, certainly not Hideaki Anno represented by Shinji.

Nose in her butthole.

Why do people act like NGE is a such great and deep series when the only thing the fans actually discuss is which underage deeply disturbed girl they'd rather fuck?

underage

Asuka is 24 in current year anon

I'm fully conscious that it's stupid anime shit with a cute girl.

Every other discussion just devolves into faggots shilling kawoshin in the end so we have to talk about the sexy girls to retain a sense of heterosexuality.
Plus it's not just underage deeply disturbed girls, it's middle-aged deeply disturbed women like Misato and Ritsuko as well. I would personally them both, together if possible.

The wrong Asuka. WWE is dying

Can someone explain to me what exactly were the Angels, what were they trying to achieve?

Soryu = based

Shikinami = absolute dogshit

heterosexuality

trannime

Lmao

Apex lifeforms that had become too self-sufficient for their own good, closed off and existentially isolated from the rest of reality (represented by their invincibility via the AT Field) who were driven instinctually to return to their progenitor, Adam, because for a brief moment during Third Impact they would no longer be alone/separated.

Your Jew psyop to convince people that the only form of media left that openly caters to heterosexual men is actually for trannies isn't working, fagaloid.

so angels and seele ( and for a moment shinji) were after the same thing

Yes, that's kind of the theme of the original series. Everyone wants to put an end to the pain of isolated existence, but nobody considers what happens when that pain is gone because you no longer exist as a separate self anymore.

Why do people act like NGE is a such great and deep series

its because it addresses the deep philosophical dilemmas we face, like which is the superior waifu? its Rei btw

like which is the superior waifu

That's pretty much it. If it didn't have Asuka and Rei to contest others over who is the best waifu, for decades, nobody would give a fuck about this series at all

Misato is by far the best girl

sexo

no, its deeper than that. you have to understand EVA is an otaku anime to get it. and it is maybe the highest quality Otaku anime production

Has he made any other manga/anime or NGE is the only ip Hideaki Annon owns

Misato is not underage

I can't really accept the idea of having sex with Rei. Don't get me wrong, Human Male / Other Species or Race Female is kino, but it's like having a normal Man fuck an actual female Maia or something. There are boundaries we as mortals aren't meant to cross.

what if Rei wants you though

then she would rape me like Zeus raped Europa, but that's not my point is it

that would be very bullish of her

her country is responsible for the HOLO-graphic map

The descendants of Adam. Adam found earth first but was cucked out of it by Lilith. The angels were Adams antivirus trying to clear the planet of Lilith viruses.

ywn drive this bad boy around Tokyo while getting sloppy head from Misato then head back to her place to creampie her all night on top of her laundry-strewn futon

did you not pay attention at all anon?

Girl?

gunbuster
nadia
karekano

Alright, hear me out. Assuka. Because I want to put my tongue in her ass. If you think about it it makes sense.

askua has pubes

Only faggots do that. Real ones talk about how red is better than blue.

Good.

we all know that hikari is best girl

oh so ur just homosexual? ok

Rei doesn’t know to wash her vagina so no matter how much she showers you can still smell it at 20 paces and it frustrates her but she doesn’t know how to express that.

elle asuka when??

Rei is a physical and mental prison of vestigial organic matter and an artificial personality for the supernatural entity that is Lilith, the entire point of Rei is to be discarded as a mask for the real creature within.

This is my first post after the Great Darkness

I missed you damn idiots a lot, more than I wish to admit. It's good to be back.

blank women whom you can impart your personality and interests onto are 1000000x better than bpd freak women who will become manic at the drop of a hat.

irl, asuka would grow up to be a whore streamer OF girl, Rei would grow up to be a loving wife who shares all of your interests

why even live

love you too baka.

god damn those half japanese girls

like 40 grand up front seems like, but parts and labor on top of that. also note that the interior of her car is totally fictional and not what a real a310 looks like

IRL Rei would kill you during instrumentality and never would have loved you to begin with.

Anon, Rei can't grow up into anything other than Lilith. Within the context of the show, she's not a real person, she's something Lilith has to be confined into for Gendo's and Seele's plans. She's not a girl, she's the face of a super being. By forcing her to endure being Rei and continuing her false existance you are just causing her completely unnecessary pain, all so you can "impart your personality" on her and parade her around as your "loving wife".
Remember for fucking once that we're talking about Rei SPECIFICALLY and not the character archetype you've interpreted her as. We are NOT talking about one type of girl vs. another type of girl, we're talking about Rei vs. Asuka, and Asuka for all her faults is an actual human girl who is who she is, Rei is not.

This is the most interesting part of Rei's character and the one that's categorically ignored by all her "fans".

It's almost like Gendo shaping her like his wife his supposed to be some kind of symbol.

People who move the goalposts to Rei being an ancient alient are just trying to win the Rei vs. Asuka war by default. It's not interesting and it's not a discussion in good faith. Obviously, we originally began this conversation to discuss the type of girls that they were and our romantic or sexual desires for them, not about what Rei really is or whatever. We're not fucking stupid, ok? We want to have sex with girls, that's what guys do, we're talking about which girl would be better to have sex with over an extended period of time AS THE GIRL.

Is liking barely pubescent girls over a fully grown woman like Misato the ultimate sign of homosexuality?

Anyone remember an anime that was like a trailer or pilot for something that involved a boy by a lake where an alien ship lands and a buxom woman comes out? It was shown at some festival or con and was lauded.

No, liking Kaworu is the ultimate sign of homosexuality. These girls are roughly the age when I started being attracted to girls and I'm sorry to say but I really wanted to fuck girls my age, not old hags.

noooo stop talking about the show the only reason you want to do that is because you're OTHER TRIBE

absolutely mind poisoned

yeah but you're at adult now, being attracted to 13/14 year old girls at that age when there's a stacked and fertile DTF adult woman in front of you is pretty gay and also noncy

3D girls

ew

If you didn’t know their age you would never guess from the way they are drawn. Not every woman has big tits and a fat ass.

fertile

having kids with an alcoholic seems like a bad idea

That's why I mentioned Misato and Ritsuko here you dumbass. And even so being sympathetic to your past self is still infinitely more heterosexual than wanting to fuck Kaworu.

I never waifu'd her because gay, but I always thought she was a cool character.

It's curious then that all Misatofagging I have seen amounts to masochistic self-infantilizing dominatrix fantasies.

That's really strange that you had that experience. I just want to have sex with her because she's sexy.

which one of these is the most kino

Asuka best girl!

karekano, but they're all good for what they are

DUUUUUDE COLORS LMAO ITS SOOOOOOOO ARTISTIC AND DEEEEEEP

Die.

damn straight.