Speaking completely realistically, how do you navigate this situation without getting a boner?

put a donut on your dick and enjoy the experience

just fat actually

That's "Hollywood fat," it's average everywhere else

my girlfriend looks like that :(

Lucky bastard

You might be gay. I'm not joking. There's nothing wrong with being gay. It is what it is.

ahhh shes built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro

She isn't even that big, calm the fuck down

swimming in the open ocean at night with a fat bitch

this is unironically how you get attacked by sharks. never do this. i am dead serious

Just swimming at night, or specifically doing it with a fat bitch?

It's in the UK, there are no sharks

being that fat and still have b cups is an absolute tragedy.
I wouldn't have to worry about getting a boner since I'm not attracted to cellulite-ridden lardasses.

l-le you're le gay!!

spare me the cope. some of us still have standards and haven't been longhoused into thinking lazy women are attractive.

I like it when women have a little extra fat on them, also I think some people over exaggerate how fat others are

cellulite-ridden lardasses

You shouldn't talk about yourself like that

Your ancestors who were much fitter than you will ever be and weren't subjected to brainwashing thought fat chicks were the hottest thing ever, maybe you're the one who's been tricked

dawn and dusk are the worst times to swim in the ocean as those are the hunting hours of a majority of sharks. doing it with a fat bitch is the cherry on top of the "brutal animal attack" cake because not only will she move in the same uncoordinated, frantic manner a wounded animal does, which attracts them, but she is also quite literally to a shark (looking up from the blurry depths in the dark with not very good eyesight) the same bovine, mammalian, aquatic shape as a seal or a manatee - IE easy pickings for am apex marine predator

i also wouldn't put it past fatties to attract sharks based on their smell. fat people have poor hygiene in general and don't tend to wipe very well. the smell of shit, blood, the gross yeasty smell of fats, all of those odd and novel scents attract and perturb sharks into "examining" you and guess how they go about doing that

It surprises me how many of these venus statues there were, came in many shapes as well

all the fat went to exactly the right places

Posts that sound like projecting part 4

memestatue

Debunked decades ago

What about it was debunked?

i am explaining to you the biological drive of sharks and the connection that has to obese people lmao what the fuck are you even talking about retard

MOGED

That’s because being fat back then meant you were well fed, healthy, fertile, could survived childbirth, and wouldn’t die at 26 or while giving birth. Being fat nowadays means you’re unhealthy, lazy, gross, gluttonous, and have no self control or discipline.

memestatue

There are a bunch more like these, this isn't the only one

Why are so many zoomers into fat chicks? Is it declining standards or a fetish thing?

Being fat nowadays means you’re unhealthy, lazy, gross, gluttonous, and have no self-control or discipline.

Depends on diet and physical activity

And the vast majority of them aren't disgusting obese whales, just big tits and wide hips

I think they're just less picky

Being fat nowadays means you’re unhealthy, lazy, gross, gluttonous, and have no self control or discipline

Being skinny is a sure sign that a woman is either starving herself due to mental problems, or taking meds that fuck up her body. Just admit you're attracted to men, faggot.

LMAO. people don't get fucking fat in the first place if ANYTHING in their worthless lives ever depended on diet or physical activity. obese swine are the way they are because of a marked absence of both those things. serious question, are you some kind of idiot or are you just shitposting?

Am I the only one who sees the irony of a Anon complaining about a woman being overweight

Because most of them are beaners and the average beaner female becomes a hog by 20

This is not your dad's 4channel, anons nowadays are tall and Anon Babble.

Source, I'm a beaner

KEK

a majority of Anons at this point are probably rail thin - skinny fat at best - pajeets, living off a handful of rice, chicken, and vegetables a day. the fatass pieces of shit are over reddit way

BMW

Neither dawn nor dusk would be night.

Why are so many zoomers into fat chicks?

Most women are fat and the few who aren't are fucking Chad, Brad and Trayvon.

dawn and dusk are peak hunting hours, they still hunt regularly into the night and you're obviously much worse off getting attacked at night than you are the day. feel any smarter yet you moron?

muh longhouse

100% confirmed gay

Impossible. She is pure lust material

dawn and dusk are peak hunting hours

Then say that instead of omitting the "peak" part, you utter mongoloid

it sounds like she's the one in trouble and will keep them from attacking you

i honestly dont know. i dont get how guys can be at swimming pools or beaches with girls and women and not be aroused the entire time, especially if the girl is wearing a bikini which is basically just a bra and panties. and then theyre usually hot, sweating or soaking wet. i just dont understand.

then again im a 33 year old incel

Surely you have several examples of fatties who have been attacked by sharks proving this pulled out of your ass statement true.

holy fuck how ugly and fat are you?

this girl would be COMICALLY large in the 1980s

how do you navigate this situation without getting a boner

you imagine her naked

And divinely curvaceous in 3000 BC, quit being a homo

nothing wrong with being gay

Speak for yourself

I don't.
Any female gives me a boner.
Any weight.
Any race.
Any age.
Any species.
Some men are just built different.

my face when

She would give you strong sons.

You say that while using this site. You know damn well you'd fuck that woman if she came on to you. Any single straight man would. So you are single, but wouldn't fuck her? Hmmmmmmm. Sounds pretty gay to me. Post bussy so we can confirm.

This is too fat HOWEVER I still find it appealing and would not hesitate.

god imagine lying on your back and this freshly showered thick slut spreads her fat ass open and plops down right on your face

she was invited for a reason