how coom will this be?
Red sonja
I really hope it's good. The only good fantasy movies in recent years have been Aquaman and D&D: Honor Among Thieves.
They'll go by Tomb Raider rules. She'll have the bikini for the opening scene and then full armor for the rest of the movie.
what kind of panties do they wear in those olden days???
tiny sword
tiny woman
no tits
no ass
no musculature of any kind
DOA
Probably Very, but not in the way you're hoping
i hate niggers very much
The original Red Sonja was my favourite movie as a kid. My grandmother always teased me for being in love with her lmao
They'll go by Tomb Raider rules. She'll have the bikini for the opening scene and then full armor for the rest of the movie.
Sadly, it will very likely be some variation of this where the bikini armor is only in it briefly.
Wasn't the rule that she can't have sex unless she loses or she loses her powers?
Not nearly enough but it's better than nothing
The general liberal puritanism is why I'm so glad nobody's looking to give Lady Death, Chastity, or my waifu Purgatori live action adaptations since they're relatively obscure
It will be shit
Gail Simone did away with that and made Sonja a drunkard who sleeps around with every cock she can hop on
The problem with those characters is their lore is tightly tied to each other, especially Lady Death and Purgatori - that a live action film of any would require setup or appearance by the other
beautiful tall strong aryan woman
sigh... wish there were more of them in modern film and television
arnie red sonja? that movie would have fucking rocked if it wasn't for the little chink and his weird pederastic jew servant following him along and taking up like 40% of the runtime
not enough
she should have at the very least had a bare midriff in this
if you look at sonja you would assume she either likes huge guys with massive cocks or twinks with pathetic little dicks. but i think sonja would enjoy a huge guy with a little dick. she'd be one of those women who prefers little cocks
What happened to the BLACKED Sonja, with that Ghost actress?
Isn't getting raped one of Red Sonja's origin stories?
thats relevant how?
Lady Death
Literally all you have to do is make a film that covers her origins as Hope, the main conflict be her overthrowing Satan for Hell's throne and there you go
How hard a movie is that to do?
bit unrelated but until recently i never knew red sonja was literally just marvel fanfic. apparently in the one reh story she appears in she's some weak ass ho who doesn't even show skin lol.
i really need to get around reading that man's stuff
Muh goofy cgi slopfest is good cinema
Go back.
Remember how the actress for Cortana in the Halo live action refused to wear blue makeup to play the character?
You think any actress would willingly let their faces be covered in makeup to look like pic related? No, they'd pitch a fit
why would she only wear the bikini armor briefly?
It'll be just coom enough to make it kind of awkward to admit to people you know that you watched it, but not coom enough to actually be worth watching.
Actors and actresses put on masks/costumes to play superheroes all the time
What makes this pic any different?
Howard did fanservice way better than Marvel with their bikini. He would have the female characters dress in whatever outfit made sense for her job/location/social class/whatever, then she'd get it ripped off by a monster partway through the story and spend the rest of the adventure naked. In one story a woman who's been denuded actually declines a new set of clothes because "there's no time to get dressed."
Amber Heard was so pretty as Mera. I'm glad they didn't cut her from the sequel.
Holy based.
Was Howard the OG coomer?
In the new comics, she's a reincarnation or some shit, so that doesn't apply.
So are we getting pic related cinematic universe?
he was suspected to have an oedipal complex
he killed himself at 30 after taking care of his sick mother and then she died
never meet your heroes, his grave is in Brownwood TX tho
But will it be better than AI?
The fantasy genre has always been full of crazy special effects and offbeat humor though.
She made a good Mera even if she's a nutcase.
completely agree
she was the Ariel we deserved but never got.
AT LEAST SHES WHITE
she was the Ariel we deserved but never got.
Where would they find a teenage Amber Heard in this day and age?
PLEASE have ryona and no feminist retardation (or at least a low amount of it)
Has a very safe horny vibe about it.
It most likely is. Not ideal, but a step in the right direction.,
Get fucking real