I just miss that website so much. I just wanted Hiro to come through that door and barrel rush me last night

I just miss that website so much. I just wanted Hiro to come through that door and barrel rush me last night.

I miss them, the mods would throw chicken jockeys at me, please bring them back

Chris is gonna turn 40 next month. We have to send him a present Anon Babble. Any ideas?

Send him a tube of anal lube

Why do americans have lawn?

Good morning, Saar!

I like getting barrel rushed.

Chilling

chris confesses to killing his whole family

dad's first response is to tell him to a good lawyer

lmao

a book full of positive affirmations like:

"I AM Blessed"

"I AM GRATEFUL"

"I AM happy"

"I AM me"

"I AM unique"

"I AM me"

"time matters"

"True badassery has no gender"

"The choice is yours, and it's simple"

"I've Realized How Strong I Am"

"Let's do this!"

"Bring It"

"MAKE YOUR MOVE"

"LEAVE YOUR MARK"

suburbs are the result of white people fleeing the dense urban hellscapes of modern cities, so when they reinvented living spaces, they made sure to create a barrier that can be militarized in the event undesirables move into the area

Drake Watts was based

not even mid 30s

already had a fat nagging roastie wife and 2 1/5 retarded kids

also that hairline

I can see why he snapped desu

2tb of Mike Adriano allanal HD scenes

haha wow ANOTHER epic tv/film character talking about the site hack WOW that's so funny and original!!!!

chris may kill me for this picture

but it's ok

I bet you're fun at vision board parties

Watched this.
Felt empathy for Shartnan.
After seeing the case from an outside perspective, I can't feel sorry for her.
Hard to say if she deserved to die, but holy fuck, she was annoying and toxic.

take a shit and then shove it back in your asshole

The whole thing reads like a Kubrickian film

Like you took the most average Americano NPC who cheered for the Yankees, lived in cardboard McMansion, was in massive amounts of debt and wore Target clothing and just made him the do the most heinous shit any human could possibly imagine.

Chicken nuggets.

I’m really choked up about this.

This is also why fences were invented.

Clearly he’s not guilty.

I joke about Chris all the time but that’s adorable and this breaks my heart.

He didn't really have a choice

does he have to mow that little patch on the path too?

Yes. That part belongs to the city but HE is still responsible for mowing it. It's a violation of city code if he doesn't keep it trimmed.

w-what happens if he doesnt comply and just ignores it?

They fine you.