ITT: Moments that mindbroke Anon Babble

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zach_Cherry
he looks like one of those jew/negro hybrids

same level on halo of inaccuracy to the games

Objectively wrong, despite some glaring issues, the Fallout show was a decent entry into the franchise and can make sense in the universe. The Halo show meanwhile sucked as a television show so much it’s like a mound of fermenting shit. And as an adaptation of the games (it’s not even canon to the universe) it’s an olympic swimming pool of AIDS infected diarrhea

how’s a vault dweller morbidly obese?

from drinking nuka cola and goyslop in the vaults all day

the cake machine heckin malfunctioned

This is the bookstore guy from season 1 of YOU whom Joe disliked

This dude is so fucking ugly.

and is the same level on halo of inaccuracy to the games

The only meaningful lore change was Vault-Tec and all the other companies orchestrated dropping the bombs themselves, but don't act like that shit isn't in line with the 'capitalism is.. LE BAD' subtext they beat you over the head with as well as the potential plot point you'd get in Fallout #783 when they're running out of plot twists to add to the overarching lore

I hope a plane crashes into the set of this cancerous piece of shit show

Dylan G is fat and gross!

lore change

The entire feel of the show is wrong. It is nothing like the games. And I even include the Bethesda games in this. They're also garbage, obviously, but they're not a completely idiotic farce at all times.

Sorry chud but the tv show is confirmed canon.

WERE IS DA BURGERS

Many vaults had heavy redundancy in regards to power generation and food supply, for example Vault 13 (from Fallout 1) had a population of 1000 even though the 100 living quarters were intended for half that many people. Most vaults were underpopulated though because a lot of people thought the Great War was another drill and didn't get to the vault in time, and population growth was kept low by the conditions in the vault and limited starting population. On top of that the guy in question is a vault big-wig who could definitely abuse his position to get extra food if he wanted. So it's very plausible that he could be obese in this situation.

The entire feel of the show is wrong.

Absolutely not. It has the exact same vibe every other quest has of

Run into whacky character and situation that seems straightforward

Realize there's a weird twist after a bit of investigation

Resolve situation based on whatever best perks are

Rinse & repeat for like 12 times

but they're not a completely idiotic farce at all times.

Nigger the best game in the series has a retard who duped an entire military into thinking he's a scientist, a gang of Elvis impersonators, a giant purple meth addict who dresses like a grandma, a sweet old lady who sold a woman into slavery because she was bitchy, and a cult of deranged zombies who worships a guy that glows (probably as a result of drinking glow sticks as a kid) whose tech specialist is a retard who thinks he's also a zombie. If you don't think this game is the DEFINITION of farcical you're clicking through the dialogue too fast to get to the shooty parts.

yeah it feels like some gay slop like severance with fallout slapped in at the last minute

best game in the series

None of that happened in Fallout 1?

a retard who duped an entire military into thinking he's a scientist

a major point of the game is that the NCR is hugely overextended, he didn't fool "the entire military", he fooled a single guy and everyone at the place he's actually posted knows he's a fraud but HQ won't do anything (because they're overextended)

a gang of Elvis impersonators

Yes, a group of people found pre-war stuff that celebrated Elvis to the point that they figure there's value in following his teachings, almost as a messianic figure. It is a bit funny and wacky on the surface but there's a lot more too it than just "lol elvis speak funny"

a giant purple meth addict who dresses like a grandma

Lily's story is fucking heartbreaking and reducing her to "a giant purple meth addict" suggests you never went beyond the initial conversation with her

a sweet old lady who sold a woman into slavery because she was bitchy

wow maybe she wasn't just a "sweet old lady" after all huh I wonder if there was more to it than that

a cult of deranged zombies who worships a guy that glows whose tech specialist is a retard who thinks he's also a zombie

wow a cult follows a charismatic and unique leader and is able to exploit an autist who wants to fit in, definitely a total farce

If you don't think this game is the DEFINITION of farcical you're clicking through the dialogue too fast to get to the shooty parts

This is the definition of irony

DYLAN G. IS FAT AND GROSS!

that balding spot

STOP MAKING THAT FACE
CLOSE YOUR DISGUSTING NIGGER LIPS